Reviews | Reviews en-us Squirts Illustrated | Adult Movie Wed, 15 Apr 2015 03:16:16 UTC Recommended.


As if the title wasn't a dead giveaway, this is a movie featuring gals who gush (or squirt, ejaculate, or what ever you want to call it). If that interests you, continue on; if not, turn away now.

This movie was my first exposure to the more modern form of gushing. Prior to this, I had seen the first six entries in the Rainwoman series from the early-to-mid 1990s. That was back when gushing was more of a novelty, and the few who could do it weren't turning their pussies into Old Faithful, A few years after seeing Squirts Illustrated, I would watch the compilation

Neu Wave Hookers | Adult Movie Thu, 26 May 2011 19:24:06 UTC Recommended.

Genre: Feature
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Dana DeArmond, Dirty Harry, Felix Vicious, James Deen, Joanna Angel. Justine Joli, Kurt Lockwood, Nyomi Zen, Riley Mason, Sierra Sinn, Tiger, Tommy Pistol .
Must-See Girls in Cast: Dana Dearmond.
Length: 02:24
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus stars: one for condom-free sex and the second for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Dana Dearmond.


Neu Wave Hookers is not a remake of the classic New Wave Ho...Read the entire review

Driller: A Sexual Thriller | Adult Movie Fri, 04 Mar 2011 16:12:53 UTC Watch On Demand.

Genre: Parody, Musical

Director: Joyce James

Cast: Tajia Rae, Joyce James, Cassandra Leigh, Renee Summers, Angelique, Esmeralda, Gypsy, Carson Dy, Dick Howard, Peter Jay, Mr. J, Quazi Modo, George Payne, Rod Retta, Frank Serrone. Non-sex role: Michelle Maren (voice-over).

Length: 85 minutes

Date of Production: 1984

Extras: There is a nice looking photo gallery. The lengthy interview with producer Timothy Green Beckley is the main standout in this section. It really provides good insight of how the movie came to fruition and other interesting tidbits. There is also an audio interview with stars Esmeralda and Quazi Modo twenty-five years later as their sexual scene is shown in the background.  

Condoms:...Read the entire review

Big Titty Woman | Adult Movie Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:32:15 UTC Recommended.

Genre: Gonzo
Director: Martin Del Toro
Cast: Alexis Amore, Anthony Hardwood, Brooke Haven, Cheyne Collins, Eva Angelina, Jay Huntington, Jerry, Katie Morgan, Nadia Hilton, Richard Kline, Sascha, Scott Nails, Tony T, Trent Tesoro.
Length: Length
Condoms: Read the entire review

]]> Girls Playing With Girls | Adult Movie Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:00:00 UTC Recommended.

Genre: All sex/all girl
Director: Andrea De Angelo
Cast: Alexis Love, Audrey Bitoni, Brittany Andrews, Brooke Haven, Cayton Cailey, Dianna Doll, Gianna Michaels, Mia Smiles, Shannon Kelly.
Length: Length
Condoms: Read the entire review

]]> Heavenly Desire | Adult Movie Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:40:34 UTC Watch On Demand.

The Movie:

Directed by Jourdan Alexander in 1979, Heavenly Desire is a strange mix of genres - it starts off as a western, moves into supernatural/occult film territory, and then segues into a frat comedy. While both the front and back cover art has nothing whatsoever to do with the movie (you'd think VCA would want to sell the fact that Seka and Serena are in this, not plaster some unknown woman's image all over the packaging but what do I know, this is a picture that probably shouldn't have ever worked but does thanks to some good casting.

When the film begin, it's set in the days of the wild west. Serena and Seka are hookers working in a brothel. Seka and her beau, Johnny Hardin, are admiring their new baby but then the mood hits, baby finds the floor, and Johnny gets head. After fucking Seka's twat for a bit she tells him to come on her tits and so he does. After he blows ...Read the entire review

]]> Chorus Call | Adult Movie Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:23:09 UTC Watch On Demand.

The Movie:


Antonoi Sheppard's 1978 Chorus Call starts off with a great shot of the Manhattan skyline from the air before placing us in a bedroom where a girl plays with her pussy. Cut to a casting call office where Bobby Astyr is letting Clea Carson suck his cock under the pretense that she might just get a part in whatever production it is that he's casting. We then see R. Bolla letting a few actresses in leotards audition inside a beat up old auditorium that has certainly seen better days. A girl comes up to Bolla and strokes his cock before going down on him as he rests in the theater seating. Meanwhile, Joey Silvera is somehow trying to teach a group of women to dance. As Silvera dances, Astyr starts to get rough with the girl, groping her and fucking her from a few different angels. She grins and takes it with a smile on her face while Bolla's still getting his coc...Read the entire review

Undulations | Adult Movie Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:03:01 UTC Recommended.

The Movie:

This 1980 Diamond Films release, distributed through VCA, features a pretty stellar cast and some interesting reverse negative opening credits that sets the mood nicely as the movie begins. Directed by Carolos Tobalina (credited as Troy Benny), the man behind plenty of classic smut fests like Carnal Haven and Ultimate Pleasure, the premise for this is very simple. On a talk show called Undulations, John Holmes and Jamie Gillis are being interviewed by Mai Lin, Kitty Shayne and Suzanne French. As they talk about various sexual situation, we see them reenacted on the screen. How a show this hardcore could have shown up in the living rooms of the people we see watching (none of whom have cable from the looks of things) is beyond me, but let's suspend our disbelief for a little while, shall we? Because this one turns out to be a whole lot of fun, and with a dece...Read the entire review

Cravings | Adult Movie Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:15:07 UTC Recommended.

The Movie:

A late eighties effort from Gerard Damiano, the man who brought us Deep Throat and The Devil In Miss Jones among countless other seventies and eighties era smut film classics comes Cravings. Starring eighties porn princesses Sharon Kane, Tasha Voux and other notables such as Barbie Dahl and Chelsea Blake, the plot of the film may be a little on the light side but in typical Damiano fashion, that's made up for with some fantastic cinematography and genuinely unique sex scene set pieces.

Here's the obligatory breakdown of who does what to who:

Scene 1 - Sharon Kane And Johnny Nineteen: This quick opening scene starts off with a bit of oral before Johnny slips it into Sharon. He fucks her from a few different angles, gets her on all fours, fucks her from behind and then pulls out and shoots his load onto the top of her ass.

Scene 2...Read the entire review

Dirty Girls | Adult Movie Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:07:29 UTC Recommended.

The Movie:

A solid later period offering from classic porn pioneer and marijuana aficionado Alex De Renzy, Dirty Girls isn't the best picture ever made but like most of his films it shows his knack for interesting sex scenes, quality casting choices and strong production values.

Shot on location in San Francisco, the film stars Jamie Gillis as a man with a whole bunch of cameras installed in his mansion. Inside each room, it seems people sort of randomly wander in and of course once they're there, they have sex, much to his delight.

Scene 1 - Helga Sven, Chris Chase And A Mystery Dude: The aged Ms. Sven gets out of the bath and heads to the bar where her two considerably younger playmates are enjoying a drink. She starts sucking their cocks and offering titty bangs, and eventually spreads her legs to let them go down on her. She gets fucked from behind while dow...Read the entire review

Innocent Seduction | Adult Movie Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:56:13 UTC Watch On Demand.

The Movie:

A VCA catalogue title produced by Snowflake Films in 1987, Innocent Seduction's video generated titles play out over a soft focus still shot while some bad music plays over top. Directed by Adele Robbins, the plot of this XXX soap opera revolves around a few sexually active adults and one daughter who has come of age and hopes to follow in mom's footsteps in more ways than one.

Telling you much more about the storyline would spoil what plot there is, so let's cut to the chase:

Scene One: Jeanna Fine And Eric Edwards This scene starts with Jeanna and her boyfriend in bed, in the midst of a hot and heavy make out session. He rubs her snatch and sucks her tits and then she gets down on all fours gives him a blowjob. He flips her over and fucks her missionary style and then gets her back on all fours and fucks her doggy style from behind. He flips her aro...Read the entire review

Dirty Books | Adult Movie Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:53:19 UTC Recommended.

The Movie:

Wesley Emerson's 1993 directorial effort, Dirty Books, stars Ashlyn Gere at the peak of her career alongside a few other notable stars of the late eighties and early nineties. Ashlyn plays a bookstore owner whose business is on its last legs. Unsure of what to do to keep her business afloat, she follows her friends advice and starts carrying adult material. This in turn attracts a new clientele and reinvigorates her heretofore dwindling cash flow.

Here's a look at the movie's slap and tickle quotient...

Scene One - Ashlyn Gere And Jonathan Morgan: After discussing finances, Ashlyn drops to her knees and gives Jonathan a blowjob in his office. She strips and sits on the desk and he eats her pussy for a bit before fingering her and then fucking her missionary style. She rolls over for some brief doggy style action and then drops to her knees to finish him...Read the entire review

The Best of Nina Hartley Vol. 2 | Adult Movie Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:43:18 UTC Recommended.

Genre: Compilation/Classics

Director: ?

Cast: Nina Hartley, Lilli Marlene, Seka, Sharon Kane, Sahara, Alicia Monet, Tom Byron, Jon Martin, Jaime Gillis, Francois Papillon

Length: 57 minutes

Date of Production: prior to 7/3/1995

Extras: There is a short one minute and thirteen second photo gallery. There are several Hustler trailers. They are Barely Legal Fitness Fanatics, Barely Legal Oral Education 2, This Ain't The Munsters XXX, Taboo Mind Fuck, Asian Fever Tokyo Girls, and Not The Brady's XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. There is also Internet information such as a trailer, and phone sex advertisements.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality cannot compete to today's quality. The sound is okay. However, there are parts of the movie in which it's hard to hear. As...Read the entire review

Smoker | Adult Movie Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:32:25 UTC Watch On Demand.

The Movie:

In writer/director Veronika Rocket's 1983 ode to bondage, the legendary Sharon Mitchell plays a Madame Suque, a woman who runs a sex shop but who has rather unorthodox political leanings. She accidentally sells a vibrator that secretly contained a high powered explosive to a customer named Angie (Torye Lane) who gives it to her lesbian lover, Sophie (Diane Sloan). The girls, excited by their new toy, try it out on one another while their creepy pervert of a landlord, Howard (Davis Christopher), peers in on their private playtime.

When the ladies finish up, they decide to head out for some food and once they're gone, Howard breaks in, steals the vibrator, tries on a bunch of their clothes and gets a little freaky. Suque, who has been trying to track down the explosive vibrator, isn't far behind and will do whatever she needs to stop her secret from getting out and to get ...Read the entire review

Be Careful What You Wish For | Adult Movie Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:25:57 UTC Watch On Demand.

The Movie:

This 1993 VCA production was directed by Sharon Mitchell, the same Sharon Mitchell who was a staple on screen in the seventies and who starred in such classics as The Taming Of Rebecca, The Violation Of Claudia and Water Power. She also pops up in Lustig's Maniac, giving her a teeny tiny bit of mainstream credibility I suppose. At any rate, it's appearing here on DVD for the first time anywhere.

The film follows a few people who wish to, shall we say, experiment. Of course, given the title of the film, it stands to reason that these wishes will come true and before you know it, everyone's involved in a bizarre transsexual soap opera/mystery movie. The plot meanders but manages to make sense more often than not and the ending, without wanting to spoil things, has a nice twist to it.

Chapter 1 - Sharon Kane And Mark Andrews Sharon's i...Read the entire review

The Naked Pen | Adult Movie Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:02:53 UTC Recommended.

The Movie:

This 1993 VCA production stands was directed by Wes Emerson (who was one of the most prominent directors of the nineties and who is still going strong) and features an interesting cast of the era's starlets, many of whom are now almost entirely forgotten. Such is the nature of the industry!

At any rate, the film follows a writer (played by Tom Byron) who lets his fantasies spill out onto the pages that he types as he guides his character, Special Agent Taylor (Mike Horner)through various escapades. What starts off as a fairly straightforward story about a man rescuing a woman soon into a hardcore sex romp with bad acting, a horrible soundtrack, and even worse dialogue! Ah... early nineties porn, how we miss you so...

Chapter 1 - Tiffany Million and Mike Horner: Mike visits Tiffany in her office and before you know it the pair are naked on top of her desk. She ...Read the entire review

Paging Betty | Adult Movie Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:43:51 UTC Recommended.

Director: Jim Enright
Cast: Ona Zee, Chante, Buck Adams, Sean Rider, Jonathan Morgan, Leena and Steve Austin
Genre: Fetish/Bondage/High Grade Production
Length of Feature: 80 mins
Date of Production: 1994
Special Features: Trailers

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? ...Read the entire review

Vampirass | Adult Movie Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:56:57 UTC Skip It.

The Movie:

This 1993 VCA production stands as the final feature from director Eathen Marcs (who gave us the brilliant Max Bedroom!) but sadly, he doesn't go out in a blaze of glory here so much as crashes and burns.

At any rate, the film follows Gail who plays a real estate agent tasked with selling a house that once belonged to a good friend of hers before she mysteriously disappeared, never to be seen or heard from again. A friend of Gail's (played by Ashley Dunn) decides that the house is a bargain and expresses interest in buying it and so the two go off to look into things. Of course, once they embark on this normally mundane task, they find themselves surrounded by strange characters and odd, potentially supernatural, activity.

Chapter 1 - Gail Force: Gail gets off the phone and then gets off herself! She hits the bed wearing some crotchless black nylons ...Read the entire review

Ejacula 2 | Adult Movie Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:51:20 UTC Watch On Demand.

The Movie:

When we finished the first part of Max Bellachio's Ejacula finished with Ron and his sinister bitches having harvested a bunch of man chowder so that his two vampire masters could complete some sort of evil vampire ceremony in their castle. Just as things were looking up for the vampires, none other than Joey Silvera, the one man vampire hunting squad that he is, showed up at the door. What happens next?

Basically Ejacula needs a virgin to complete his ceremony and Joey, there on his honeymoon with his virgin wife, might hold the key that Ejacula and his vampires need to finish their job and make things right in their vampire world. Or something like that. The plot is a little odd here. Regardless, we don't watch movies like this for the plot, no matter how hard we try to tell ourselves that we do, so here's a look at who fucks who and how they do it.

Chapt...Read the entire review

Ejacula | Adult Movie Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:21:24 UTC Watch On Demand.

The Movie:

The plot of this 1993 Max Bellochio porno with a plot is pretty loose but it's involves Tonisha Mills and Rocco Siffredi as a pair of vampires who live in an old European castle where they're looked after by their hunchbacked man servant played by Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy as Reinfeld Ronfeld!)? Genius! At any rate, the vampires are found out by some repairmen and they receive a few visitors throughout the run time, all leading up to a big old vampire orgy! Shot on location somewhere in Europe according to the packaging, this movie actually has half way decent production values even if the story almost feels like an accident. Don't except good acting or good storytelling and you'll be okay here, as the movie makes good use of its early nineties cast (don't mind the big hair, fake tits and bad fashions - it's part of the nineties porn phenomena!).

Chapter 1 - Lynn LeMay And...Read the entire review

Boys Will Be Boys | Gay Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:36:15 UTC Recommended.

Date of Production: August 2007

Directed By: Alex De Large

Run Time: 1 Hour 29 Minutes

Safe Sex/Condoms: Yes!

The Movie:

"These playful studs are horny and eager to have their tight smooth asses pounded by thick veiny cocks!"

The Cast:

Kaike Montany, Andre Sampaio, Victor Cowboy, Michael Celestino, Roger Moura, Eduardo Victor, Marcos Paulo, Bruno Salles, Bruno Martinez, Dado Alves.

Scene One:

Roger Moura (good-looking with black hair, smooth/toned body with tattoos) relaxes in bed rubbing the front of his tight black briefs while watching his buddy Eduardo Victor (good-looking with dark hair, toned/smooth body) do a wild fully clothed rock n roll dance.  The dudes end up making out with some passionate soul kissing and n...Read the entire review

Twinked | Gay Sun, 02 Mar 2008 14:25:23 UTC Watch On Demand.

Production Date: August 2007

Directed By: Alex De Large

The Movie:

"Gobbling up stiff man meat and taking it deep in the ass, these innocent, youthful studs are full of cum and ready to blow!"


Allan William, Bruno Silveira, Gabriel Lincoln, Lennyn, Paulo Roberto, Samuel Bueno, Manu, Guilherme Maia, Yuri Prado, Brenno Biagge.

Run Time: 1 Hour and 32 Minutes

Safe Sex/Condoms: Yes!

The Dudes:

"Twinked" offers up ten appealing dudes who look to be in their early to mid twenties with medium length and short dark hair; muscular, toned, and slender bodies; hairy, lightly hairy, and smooth chests; full, trimmed, and shortly trimmed pubes, and uncut 'n cut dongs.

Scene One:

Gabriel Lincoln (good-looking with dark hair, toned/smooth body) cruises a local park loo...Read the entire review

Mother's Milk | Adult Movie Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:26:50 UTC Recommended.

Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Abby Rode, June Summers, Lake Russell, Darryl Hanah and Heidi Mayne
Genre: MILF/fetish
Length of Feature: 100 mins
Date of Production: 12/09/07
Special Features: Behind the Scenes, Movie Previews, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Continuous Play, Ultra Bit Encoding


"Mother's Milk...Read the entire review

]]> MILF Jugs | Adult Movie Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:39:52 UTC Watch On Demand.

Milf Cheyenne Hunter
Hunter scares me. She scares me from her twitchy eye, and growly voice and her sex talk is horrible. She challenges the viewer to work for their meal and sits on her mate's face being eaten out by him furiously. She writhes and moans squeezing her erect popping nipples and orders him to be a good boy and eat her pussy out upon her command. He gives her a spanking as she clutches the bed and orders him furiously while he clutches her ass and licks her clit hungrily. "Make the Walls of my Loins Ache in Ecstasy," she says. Yeah, she says that to the camera. Not to sound pretentious, but talking like a Supermarket romance novel doesn't particularly make me horny. Watching a hot woman who won't shut the fuck up, doesn't particularly make me horny. Hunter is a gorgeous woman, she looks d...Read the entire review

The Violation of a MILF | Adult Movie Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:58:22 UTC Skip It.

Studio: VCA                                                  

Producer: Larry Flynt                                     &a...Read the entire review