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Stormy Daniels' Cum Before The Storm
Stormy Daniels' Cum Before The Storm
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Studio: Penthouse » Review by
Review Date: 5/31/18
Genres: Star Showcase, Big Boobs, Blondes
Cast: Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Shyla Stylez, Ashton Moore, Tyler Faith, Mark Davis, Joey Ray
Length: 1 hour 53 minutes
Date of Release: May 18, 2018
Extras: Photo Gallery, Web Access
Bonus Scene: Gina Valentina & Chad Alva 27:53 mins
Audio/Video Quality: Very good. There are scenes where it may deviate from the 16:9 format and the ending scene the vocals get distorted to hell.
Overview: A compilation of Stormy Daniels scenes from the Jill Kelly Productions archives. Almost every scene is circa 2002. This is not a feature, nor a parody, it is a star showcase. Fans of Stormy, new and old, should like it for what it is. Stormy is in every scene along with the people mentioned in the titles below.
Stormy Daniels (POM February 2007)
This is the Penthouse Pet of the Month shoot which has Stormy seductively teasing as she removes her clothing. As you would expect, the whole thing has a soft, dreamy feel to it and is set to a sultry soundtrack.
Tyler Faith (Mind Phuck 2002)
Part of a fantasy sequence in which a girl is telling her psychiatrist about her sexual fantasies. This particular fantasy involves our busty blonde starlets exploring each other with their fingers, tongues, and toys in a bathroom. Fans of lesbian action from beach bunnies with soft tan lines will be well served here.
Joey Ray (Hell On High Heels 2002)
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Joey plays a guy who is at Stormy's house for some first aid. It's about a 30-second setup before Stormy adds some kisses to make him feel better. Set to an 8-bit soundtrack, Joey enjoys the taste of our starlet's snatch, her breasts heaving, her hips lifting, gasps and moans falling from her lips. He also enjoys some oral action as she returns the favor, in a highly stylized and sensual but energetic blowjob scene. Once the penetration begins you might think that the soundtrack was being played on set because his hips thrust in sync with it at times. Stormy too seems to be synced to the rhythm of love as she rides, bringing herself to a squirming, shrieking orgasm before letting him finish on her chin.
Jenna Haze (Splendor 2002)
Stormy's spraying her lingerie-clad self with an atomizer when an oiled up and nude Jenna pulls her close; Stormy kneeling to lick her landing strip'ed love hole. Laser FX-sounds and drums play as Stormy gets busy in her galpal with a vibrator. Daniels also gets her lady parts licked and rammed with a dildo.
Shyla Stylez, Mark Davis (Reflections 2002)
Spacy, guitar-laden track plays while we enjoy a wide shot of our ladies getting some tennis coaching. The AVN Hall-of-Famer, Shyla Stylez, is sporting cornrows as she fills the screen once the trio enjoys some bench time. That, coupled with Stormy's multi-tinted highlights firmly place this scene in the era from which it came. Our lovelies enjoy some flute playing and move on to a 69, with Davis drilling Stylez. Mark does some mouthing on Shyla who is riding his face while Stormy takes pole position. Shyla gives up her booty ATM-style while Mark gets his licked and an edit brings us to the two-tongued splashdown money shot that the ladies swap.
Ashton Moore (When The Boyz Are Away The Girlz Will Play #7 2002)
Our ladies are discussing Dominant vs submissive roles. Stormy's not picky - she's into the moment. They grab that moment and jump in the pool, Ashton still wearing her dress. Latin beats and strings fill the air as they frolick in the water. Poolside, they enjoy the tastes and touch of each other, Ashton's belly button and pussy piercings gleaming in the sunlight.
Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore (Young Fun 2002)
Our temptuous trio is playing pool in a room that is still set up pretty much exactly the same and used in productions today, 16 years later. The soundtrack that fills the air is a combo of ethereal strings and a hi-hat track that is reminiscent of "In The Air Tonight". Of course, the action goes down on the pool table, tongues, fingers, and plastic phalli all coming into play as the ladies' screams seriously overload the microphone. There's even a variation of a rabbit vibe (maybe it's a dolphin, as it has a fin?) that makes an appearance during a transitional shot from profile to overhead coverage.
Final Thoughts: It's six scenes featuring Stormy Fucking Daniels from the early aughts (2002 to be exact) and her Penthouse Pet of the Month shoot circa 2007 to start it off. I'm not one that's big on compilations and to be honest, I was hoping this was going to be what the cover suggested - a social commentary on current events that are filling our every waking moment these days. Alas, it isn't that at all. However, it is all good stuff curated from the Jill Kelly Productions vaults and tossed onto a disc with chapter stops inserted. Now, those chapter stops aren't strategically placed for people that want to jump to the setup of a scene, they are there to jump to the meat of the matter if you will. Ultimately, it showcases the kind of porn Penthouse is and has always been known for. Soft and artsy with just enough edge to separate them from their main competitor, historically. If you like your porn girls busty and blonde, with a dash of brunettes thrown in and perhaps some condom-clad dicks tossed in for good measure, you may really enjoy this compilation. Stormy fans may already have these titles in their collections. So, it's really up to you my good readers: I liked it. It's not classic porn quite yet but it definitely showcases an era where porn was becoming glamorous yet fun and accessible. Check it out. Recommended.
PS: I have NO idea why they chose Gina and Chad as the Bonus material, it seems totally out of place, even though I am a Gina fan.