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My Step Mother Squirts
My Step Mother Squirts
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Studio: Devil's Films » Review by
Review Date: 10/26/16
Genres: Squirting, MILF, All Sex
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Cytherea, Sara St. Clair, Lacie James, Leya Falcon, Ike, Dylan, Lucas & Guy
Length: 1 hour 53 minutes
Date of Release: September 6, 2016
Extras: Photo Gallery, Menu-Selectable Trailers, Devil's VOD Info, Popshot Recap, Music On/Off (I Suggest OFF)
Audio/Video Quality: The video is clear, but contains a lot of edits and screen wipes. The final two scenes are outdoors and the wind noise gets annoying if you have headphones on. Logo Right lower corner.
Overview: It's a squirting disc. Four girls have sex with four guys and shoot fluid out of their nether regions. Cytherea by far, has the best scene of the disc. The other scenes just didn't do much for me. It would probably be right at home being shown during an alcohol-fueled frat party but it is going to have a limited replay value for most.
Scene 1: Sara St. Clair & Ike
Right off the bat, I'm not buying the stepkid aspect. Ike looks like he might be older than his dad who briefly makes an appearance at the start. But here's the setup: Ike's passed out on the floor from a bender the night before and Sara wakes him with a blowjob. Once he's fully conscious he makes stepmom kneel so he can swap between her mouth and her big tits. He gives both of them a bit of a workout and then goes down on her, fingering her rapidly. Screen wipes and edits precede the closeups of her gushing. He bangs her hard on a bench and then piledrives into her. She's super vocal during that part and there's an almost seamless edit preceding her upside down volcanic eruption which covers her in clear fluid.
He dicks her in doggie, and there's a realistic dribble that comes out of her. She has a good time riding in reverse, and Ike lifts her up and bounces her on his boner for a bit, camera below them. The two bang like crazy in missionary and an edit brings us to her gushing again, Ike flicking it out with his fingers before she drops for his pop.
Scene 2: Lacie James & Dylan
Lovely Lacie is up next, having a semi-awkward conversation with her stepson about showing too much cleavage and showing off her insecurity. He puts his guitar on a stand when she asks him to see if her tits still feel young and bouncy. (Note there are two prominently displayed electric guitars in the room where he is practicing and not even a single amplifier or cord in sight. FAIL) Her tits are big, and he likes them which makes her happy - and she thinks they should be family-shared tits. She's getting turned on and wants to share her squirting with her stepson too. So, Dylan licks her lovemuffin. She reciprocates and she's one of those girls that has a face that looks great with a cock in her mouth. He compliments her technique and she invites him to try her tight hole. Her titties bounce all around as she gets slammed in spoon.
She's fun to watch as they fuck in a number of positions and an edit brings us to her gash turning into a geyser. She rides in reverse, rubbing her clit to orgasm and then he delivers his jizz to her smiling face.
Scene 3: Leya Falcon & Guy
Leya's tending to the lawn with a garden hose, in a slutty outfit, while her stepson tells his buddy on the phone what a slut she acts like. He has to hang up when she walks over and spreads her legs and starts rubbing her crotch and talking about how wet it is. She demands he lick her pussy. This is my 2nd Leya title I've seen, and I find her banter totally fun to listen to. I don't know if it is the words that come out of her mouth, or the way she inflects them, but I like it. But, let me not digress...
She puts his flaccid dick in her mouth and works it well, making good eye contact; however, it stays limp for a while. Maybe he's having a bad day, maybe he's not into the scene; I don't know but it drags the scene down for a couple of minutes. She has him stroke it while she peels off her clothes, and then goes back to slobbing his knob. There are gobs of spit flowing down her chin by the time she invites him to stick it in as she spreads her legs. He jams his limpie into her for a bit as she banters with the camera on her face, and then the camera pops down to her hole as it gushes forth.
She rides in reverse, stopping every few moments as his member falls out of her; then she climbs into a 69 to see if she can remedy the situation at hand. It seems to work and she goes for another ride. Once "little guy" is working she gets jammed in doggie and then has to go back to sucking it. The gleam in her eyes has left and tedium sets in as the duo try to bring it all home. By the time the next edit brings her next geyser to fruition and she asks for a load in her mouth I've pretty much written the scene off. Sorry Leya, it started out well!
Scene 4: Cytherea & Lucas
Cytherea is enjoying a cigarette, lounging by the pool and Lucas goes for a dip. The two chat about his relationship status, and her face is pretty as she jumps at the chance to jump his bone. She starts by sucking his dick and they confide in each other that they have each masturbated to this scenario. The midday sun is a bit harsh on her as she rides in reverse cowgirl, but she has a nice grind and pump motion. Once the two start humping in missionary, the patio furniture they are on becomes problematic, shifting around. That doesn't deter the duo, they adjust and keep going, Cytherea squirting in a believable fashion as Lucas hammers her.
He slams into her from behind and she has to pause to have what appears to be a quivering orgasm before she squirts on his cock and sucks it off. She rides him hard, sweating and squirting a bit here and there. He jackhammers her hard again in missionary, making her squirt decent amounts twice more with no camera cutaways and then he cums all over her face.
Final Thoughts: The debate rages on whether or not "squirting" is a real thing or the girl is just peeing. Recent studies have shown that squirting is different than pee, and different than the elusive female ejaculate. Peer reviews are pending, I believe. But, let's leave the science behind and delve into the disc.
This is "beginner novelty" porn. This is the kind of stuff you get your hands on for a steal of a deal and show to your friends and gawk at. Everyone exclaims "holy shit" or something to that effect and you enjoy another hit of your medical marijuana. There are just too many edits preceding the squirting in the first 3 scenes for me to suspend disbelief. Those same setups could have been written via text message on the way to the shoot. It's just not believable. Now, Cytherea's scenes on the other hand, are believable. This isn't her first foray into squirting on film and there are no camera cutaways to make you ponder what happened before buckets hit the screen. For that reason alone, I'm going to say rent this and watch it online. It'll be a one time thing unless you have loads of ever-changing frat bros checking out your collection. Your wife/girlfriend will hate this, don't even go there. If you are a woman reading this review, I've taken it you've already gathered by my details above that this is not the squirting title you are looking for. There are better. They are believable. I won't say Skip This, but I will say skip everything but Cytherea's scene. I can't get any more honest than that.