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Squirt Gasms 3
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Squirt Gasms! 3
Jules Jordan Video
Genre: Gonzo, Squirting
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Director: William H. Nutsack
Cast: Veronica Rodriguez, Erik Everhard, Veronica Vain, Ramon Nomar, Cytheria, Mick Blue, Veronica Avluv, Ziggy Star, Manuel Ferrara
Length: 102:51 minutes
Date of Production: 8/18/2015
Extras: The best extra was the 30:00 minute Behind the Scenes feature, Cytheria interviewed and lots of photoshoot material included as well as a “squirt montage”. There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and company websites too.
Audio/Video Quality: Squirt Gasms! 3 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video. There was great lighting in four scenes, the tease montages were all enthusiastic, and the premise of “squirting” was covered in abundance with some help by JUst Dave and Elliot Clixx on stills and slow motion cameras. There was a company watermark and the editing by Robert Laplanc was balanced enough that even I had no complaints, the ladies caught in action quite well in almost all cases. The aural component was as expected too, the musical interludes during the tease montages fairly generic and provided some beat to go by, the vocals loud enough to be heard with ease (and not having to crank the sound up) though little dynamic range.
Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is an extremely popular director at Jules Jordan Video, his gonzo efforts pleasing many people over the years. His latest fuck flick for the company is called Squirt Gasms! 3, Nutsack long having an affinity for women letting loose with the juice. The cast included some gushing goddesses like Cytheria, Veronica Avluv, Ziggy Star, Veronica Vain, and Veronica Rodriguez; the ladies paired up with some premium meat puppets though I thought it was interesting how two of them were in the last volume as well. I’ll be open that I’m not exactly enamored with the “power squirting” phenomenon as some might be but whatever your take on the matter, having quality ladies enjoying sex is a pretty good way to spend some time in my book. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Veronica Rodriguez, the lean little Latina featured on the front cover, was up first as she returned to the series to take a large role, the gal lucky enough to score a scene with Erik Everhard. Her twerk filled tease in and out of her white bikini was energetic, my preference for the outdoor portion noted though it used more slow motion of which I have mixed feelings. While built for speed over comfort, her perky ass was as fetching as ever and she had fun with it, the upbeat tune working with her rhythm before she ended up in a largely white, contemporary room to kiss Erik. He peeled her bottom off like it was the wrapping on a piece of candy, diving into her ass and gobbling her gash as she squealed in appreciation, the gal bending over and then resting on her back with legs spread wide in the air to accommodate his oral adventures. His fingering then yielded the first squirt of the day, revisited in slo-mo, before she slobbed his knob aggressively, nearly throating his turgid member as he fucked her face. She then presented herself in doggy for him to tear into vaginally, the gal pushing back to meet his thrusts before they engaged in other positions, more oral and squirting punctuating her active riding style and solid eye contact, little said between them though she made a fair amount of noise to contrast to his occasional grunting. The scene seemed shorter than expected though, something I noticed for most of the scenes, Veronica kneeling to drain his dragon of sperm for the facial, most of his seed deposited in her open mouth. The company website described the scene like this: “From Squirt Gasms #3, Veronica Rodriguez soaks up the set with Erik Everhard in this constant downpour of orgasms. Latina spinner, Veronica, sprays the room everytime she cums - whether it's Erik's fingers, cock or even his mouth on her pussy - when she cums, she doesn't say it, she sprays it. Her beautiful little pussy is so tight that it grips onto that massive cock. The only time she takes a break is show off her squirt-skills for your pleasure. Don't get us wrong, cock-sucking is also a talent of this little, natural brunette. So much fun you don't want it to end but it is nice to watch her mouth surround a big, fat load.”
Scene Two: Veronica Vain, a newcomer best known for her sexual exploits as an intern on Wall Street, was up next teasing out by the pool in her red and black bikini and stripper shoes, her lean hard body not lacking at all in terms of a sweetly curved ass and chest. While she gave glimpses of her goodies, most of the tease showed her boobs out and body swaying to some peppy music, the montage ending to show her standing with Ramon Nomar in a modern living room. He immediately had his finger poking her perfect pucker as they kissed, her nearly bald beaver sporting a landing strip of light pubic hair, the gal dropping down to throat him as she blew the guy with a hand assisted hummer. Her eye contact was decent and she coaxed him with dirty talk as she aggressively worked him over, Ramon then using his hands to stimulate her puffy pussy to an explosive squirting orgasm that was displayed in regular and then slow motion. She blew him some more and then actively rode him vaginally, her bodily fluids making her slide that much easier on his raging erection regardless of what position they boned in. The squirting dynamic was repeated several times and I was surprised they did not do anal given his fingering of her ass but he gave her a realistic creampie, the gal’s snatching milking his balls dry to run down her ass.
Scene Three: Cytheria, a lean gushing goddess from quite some time ago, was up next on the comeback trail as she teased out by the pool in her slutty attire, a variety of special effects used on her tease though none were needed. Years ago, she reigned supreme in squirting circles, only a handful of ladies ever achieving her levels of notoriety even to this day in the field of squirting, the lady paired up with male performer of the year Mick Blue, for a tryst in the popular house. He peeled off her top and she blew him, her lean figure looking better than ladies much younger as she playfully engaged Mick on the white couch, his hand to gland friction stimulating her to one juicy orgasm after another as she stroked his boner slowly. As such, she provided multiple gushers and she rode his cock vaginally to elicit more waves of water, not always as actively as I prefer but launching her load high into the air as a result. I lost count of how many times she blasted the set with her fluids but when she knelt before Mick after a bunch of vaginal boning, it was clear his one pop was going to be all he had, the gal taking the facial in stride before some toy play gave her one last outing of fun.
Scene Four: Veronica Avluv, one of the hottest MILFs in porn, was up last as she played with newcomer Ziggy Star and perennial male performer of the decade Manuel Ferrara. Ziggy was fun and perky in a young gal, newcomer way but I’d be lying if I said I was interested in her over Veronica, both ladies having their own appeal but Veronica (the third “Veronica” of the cast at this point) was a proven quantity in the squirting field. The lengthy tease montage ended with the ladies all over Manuel on the black couch by the fireplace, Veronica more sexually aggressive as she inhaled his cock and served as a great role model for Ziggy, their classic lingerie looking good on both of them as they tore Manuel’s clothing off quickly. Of interest here was that the ladies did anal but Veronica was far and away the biggest squirter of the scene, the gals enthusiastically providing oral and riding him, some salad tossing included, even if both gals popped. Veronica was the better anal player too but the gushes of goo and active sexual play earned the ladies their facial of manly fluids, a lot of slow motion included on all the obvious orgasms, including Manuel’s, before the silly ending musical ditty by the director.
Summary: Squirt Gasms! 3 by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video was another surprisingly strong release for a niche genre that has long come across as gimmicky to me. Veronica Rodriguez and Veronica Avluv gave the best performances for me, the hardcore sexual exploits earning a rating of at least Recommended. In short, Squirt Gasms! 3 was fun, displayed a good amounts of fuck for the buck, and presented a a diverse cast worth watching. Feel free to check out the main trailer and scene specific trailers I linked to the screen captures as they might give you another perspective on who was best for your needs but minor details aside, I think this volume will be another contender for the genre later this year during awards season.
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