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Evil Angels: Lisa Ann
Evil Angels: Lisa Ann
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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by
Don Houston »
Review Date: 3/26/15
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Evil Angels: Lisa Ann
Genre: Compilation, Lisa Ann, Evil Angel scenes
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Director: Varied By Scene
Cast: Lisa Ann, Jonni Darkko, Kid Jamaica, Dana Vespoli, Lexington Steele, Mike Adriano, Mr. Pete, Alma Blue, Winston Burbank, Toni Ribas
Length: 341:18 minutes (197:52 minutes & 143:26 minutes)
Date of Production: 2015 (compilation itself, not the scenes)
Extras: There was a cast list and company website trailer on the first disc. The second disc repeated the cast list and added some trailers, photogalleries, a cumshot recap, and websites.
Audio/Video Quality: Evil Angels: Lisa Ann was presented in 1.78:1 widescreen as shot by nine directors at Evil Angel, the compilation picking some of Lisa Ann’s best scenes out of the many she has done for them. The overall visual elements varied with each of the nine scenes, the varied directors all shooting for something suiting their own tastes. That said, the general lighting, editing, and color tones were about the same as the last volume in this new compilation series, albeit not by a wide berth, so fans that missed some or all of the original movies these scenes came from will appreciate them all the more. The aural elements were also on the basic side, the vocals easily heard in most cases and the diversity of experiences not harming the compilation as a whole.
Body of Review: Evil Angel has long been one of the premiere gonzo production houses in the porn industry for fans wanting the very best in raw energy, chemistry, and excellent casting so it makes sense that when they decided to try a new form of compilation, applying scenes from as many of their directors as possible to provide a better, in-depth look at a particular lady in showcase form. The latest such release is next month’s upcoming Evil Angels: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette bombshell getting her own showcase from some of the wealth of scenes she did for company directors before retiring again recently. Of interest to me was the incredibly appreciated decision by someone at the company to label the scenes on the back cover, thus allowing fans to know ahead of time what they are getting; extremely uncommon on compilations these days. Lisa was a strong performer in most of the scenes too, her “do everything” attitude put to the test long before she took herself off the market to work for a condom only feature company.
The company website described the double disc compilation like this: “Spectacularly busty MILF Lisa Ann is a beloved fan favorite because her irrepressible sexuality is as big and fun as her bountiful knockers. The new, epic marathon “Evil Angels: Lisa Ann” collects nine of the titular star’s stupendous scenes as captured from the perspectives of seven different directors, so we get to know the sexy star inside and out! She deep-throats director Jonni Darkko, squeezes his boner between her enormous, greasy globes and pumps his pole till he splatters her face. She uses her next conquest — black Brazilian stud Kid Jamaica — like a sex toy. Lisa Ann’s first ever lesbian anal scene is with inventive director/hot performer Dana Vespoli, who stretches Lisa’s tender anus to gaping with an evil speculum and a strap-on dildo. When she’s in the mood for some interracial butt fucking, Lisa Ann turns to superstud Lexington Steele, who impales her rectum on his enormous ebony shaft. Lisa enjoys graphic sodomy and slobbery oral fun with twisted lensman Mike Adriano. Director Christoph Clark captures our heroine’s all-girl tryst with petite European Alma Blue. There’s POV-style cocksucking, cum-splashed titties and ferocious banging throughout — Lisa Ann is insatiable!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: POV Jugg Fuckers 5: Lisa Ann, Jonni Darkko: Lisa Ann, oiled up and looking sexy, followed the usual formula of director Jonni Darkko to give him a splendid titty fuck and blowjob worthy of her lengthy career, milking his balls dry in rapid fashion using her eye contact, energy, and sheer enthusiasm to push him into nutting early. The company website described it like this: “Buxom brunette super-MILF Lisa Ann has a massive, round set of knockers she loves showing off for director Jonni Darkko. While he films this busty sexpot POV-style, she releases her huge jugs from her bikini top and slathers them with slippery oil until they glisten. Lisa kneels, wraps her lips around the director's stiff boner and deep-throats his prick. This mature harlot squeezes his hard shaft between her enormous, shiny globes and drools oil on her chest. She pumps his pole with her greasy titties until Jonni splatters Lisa's mug with a messy load of hot semen.”
Scene Two: Angel Perverse 19: Lisa Ann, Kid Jamaica: Almost 3 and a half years ago, busty Lisa Ann took on muscular Kid Jamaica for director Christoph Clark, the oral and vaginal plowing stretching her considerably as she slobbed his knob, actively rode his turgid member and treated him like he was a king. The scene was so strong that the director brought her back in a follow up volume of the series though this was one where she was the spotlight pick, Christoph knowing a good fuck when he saw one.
Scene Three: Lesbian Anal POV 2: Lisa Ann, Dana Vespoli: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette wearing glasses seen featured on the left side of the cover, was up last in what was billed as her first anal scene with another woman. She began with an interview on the couch while a lot of tease footage was displayed of her in various pairs of panties, some solo masturbation included before she engaged with sexy Dana Vespoli. Dana pointed out that Lisa had “an amazing butt”, the firm ass cheeks still having some “squish” to it as both of them massaged the ample cheeks. From there, a series of toys and devices were deployed on stretching Lisa’s sweet ass, a speculum helping her open ever wider just as the glass anal plug gave her some solo inspiration to get off with. Lisa did not do any taste testing of the tainted toys though, Dana putting on a strap on dildo to plow Lisa’s backside to her utter delight. It was a chemistry filled scene for all the right reasons but I wish they had both been given more time to explore each other from head to toe. Lisa took the toy well and got off, no ball batter (or baby batter for that matter) unleashed other than by her legions of fans at home. The company website described it like this: “Perverted director Dana Vespoli is awestruck by super-stacked MILF icon Lisa Ann and her thick, voluptuous body. Lisa seductively reveals her massive titties and huge, meaty ass in anticipation of her very first lesbian anal scene! Lisa gets on all fours and Dana uses an evil-looking steel speculum to widely stretch the mature bombshell's tender anus. Lisa's big tushy gets thoroughly fucked to gaping by the lovely director's arsenal of rectum-stuffing tools. Lisa slurps a strap-on dildo and rides it in a lewd butt-banging session, filmed POV-style by Dana. Experienced sluts know how to satisfy the needs of other women!”
Scene Four: Lex Vs. Lisa Ann: Lisa Ann, Lexington Steele: Lisa Ann, next up in a black studded dress with no material where the ass cheeks hung out (as seen on the upper right corner of the front cover), was up next giving some fine tease in the house as the light musical interlude played. She masturbated and teased, meeting Lexington Steele at the door to invite him in so he could continue to cover his debt. She made a great show of her ass and this scene was not POV dominant like the last one, the couple landing on the white couch where she gave him a healthy lap dance as her string thong rode deep inside her ass. Lex admired her cheeks a lot and wanted to play with her boobs just as much, Lisa keeping him from getting as much as he wanted any time soon. Lex gobbled her gash and rimmed her ass, Lisa blowing the head of his cock before sitting on his face. That led to some active vaginal penetration and slower anal porking, the sheer size of his pecker pushing her limits as he strove to go balls deep into her perfect pucker. There was ample taste testing and Lisa knelt to receive his modest nut of population pudding, sucking it right out of his balls as he delivered the goods in a spray covering her face and tits (with everything else in between). The company website described it like this: “Superstud Lexington Steele owes a debt to voluptuous, mature bombshell Lisa Ann. Now the curvaceous MILF has called Lex over to claim her pound of flesh - namely, his huge black cock! Her giant titties and meaty ass spill out of a fetishy, skintight black dress. Lisa's in the mood for some interracial butt fucking; she pushes her phat booty in his face so he can worship her asshole. Lexington impales her on his enormous, ebony dick, sliding it deep inside Lisa's rectum. Finally, she tongues his heavy ball sack until his dark dick showers her mug in tasty sperm.”
Scene Five: Anal Dream Team: Lisa Ann, Mike Adriano: Lisa Ann, the extremely popular brunette seen on the left of center spotlight spot of the front cover, was up next as the final scene on the first disc. She wore a loose shirt and tight blue jeans, a neon green thong riding up her ass as she walked for Mike Adriano outside his house. For delightfully meaty rumps, you just can’t go wrong with Lisa so I’m glad he took extra time shooting her from behind. That led to him rimming her and fingering her pucker, stuffing his face between her ass cheeks but also taking some time here and there to shake her ass in an appreciating manner. He gobbled her gash too, moving into the house for her to orally reciprocate in a powerful blowjob that fans will understand as being world class. There was some titty play and their chemistry together was strong, the bout of anal boning continuing for the rest of the admittedly lengthy disc and including some great oiling up action. He fucked her hard, slow, fast, and in a number of positions that suited both of them before he beat his meat clean of spunk all over her crotch and torso, some taste testing by both of them included during the scene. The company website described it like this: “Mature, busty bombshell Lisa Ann wears a tank top over her gigantic titties and skintight jeans that barely contain her thick, massive ass. This outrageously endowed MILF craves twisted anal fun with perverted director Mike Adriano. He worships her titanic knockers and tongues her puckered bunghole. Lisa wraps her big lips around the director's dork for a slobbery blow job with some titty fucking in the cleavage of her giant jugs. Mike slides his throbbing dick up Lisa's tremendous, greasy ass and ruthlessly reams her rectum; this sexy bitch winds up thoroughly sodomized and showered in hot sperm.”
Scene Six: Big Tit Centerfolds: Lisa Ann, Mr. Pete: Lisa Ann, the ever popular busty brunette seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up first with Mr. Pete after teasing in her colorful bikini. She was glistening and looking fit, the gal well tanned and showing off her twins slowly before oiling up. Once the prolonged tease was over, Pete came up behind her to paw her puppies, massaging them before bringing her inside the house to rest on the white couch. He gobbled her gash, only a small patch of pubic hair left, and fingered her, Lisa briefly slobbing his knob and titty fucking him before the vaginal penetration started. Pete was pasty white by comparison, Lisa giving him excellent eye contact as they progressed through various positions, the gal most actively riding him when she was on top. There was some additional oral and the couple seemed happy with each other, his nut of genetic juice deposited on her boobs for her to massage as the camera scanned her frame one last time around the 50 minute mark. The company website described it like this: “The full-bodied queen of MILFs, voluptuous Lisa Ann, teases the camera, squeezing her titanic titties and thick, meaty ass as she seductively peels out of a colorful bikini. The mature, super-stacked slut drips and massages oil over her massive globes until they shimmer in the sunlight. Younger stud Mr. Pete can't keep his hands off Lisa's giant knockers; he carries the tanned, voluptuous lady indoors, where he eats her sweet pussy and gets treated to her blow job expertise. Lisa passionately rides his rock-hard cock until he pulls out and spurts hot cum all over her heaving bosom.”
Scene Seven: Top Wet Girls 7: Lisa Ann, Alma Blue: This scene had lovely Lisa Ann engaging in heated lesbian sex with Alma Blue, a younger, slightly less curvy version of the screen legend, the two gobbling gash, applying some hand to gland combat, and slamming large toys in their various openings with some taste testing to finish up. I can’t say that the chemistry was as obvious as some of her better scenes but it was well worth checking out and had some replay value despite the usual limitations of a lesbian tryst.
Scene Eight: Facial Overload 2: Lisa Ann, Winston Burbank: Lisa Ann, the popular brunette MILF featured on the front cover, was up next inhaling the pecker of Winston Burbank, her oral attributes no stranger to this critic (having seen her fantastic blowjobs for years now, she is better than ever). She had on black lingerie and some metallic jewelry, her sense of passion instilled early as she took care of him. While all the hummers in the movie were good or better, Lisa showed just how she earned the front cover draining him dry of bodily fluids. The company website described it like this: “Experienced, buxom bombshell Lisa Ann is a cum-crazed MILF from the old school. This incredibly voluptuous, mature superslut likes nothing better than to wrap her pretty lips around a big, throbbing cock and orally worship the stiff meat until it showers semen all over her lovely face. Today, Lisa's all glammed up in evening gloves, jewelry and sheer stockings. Kneeling, she goes to work on Winston Burbank's enormous schlong. In a sensuous POV-style blow job she gags on his swollen shaft. After this seasoned sexpot has performed her mouth magic, Winston decorates Lisa with a creamy cum facial.”
Scene Nine: Cruel MILF: Lisa Ann, Toni Ribas: Lisa Ann, dressed solely in sheer blue bikini underwear, was up last as she paraded around the home in her revealing lingerie, starting off in the bathroom before some lengthy tease led her back there to a soapy bath tub, the wet look always endearing to her fans. While there was a distinctive emphasis on showing her ass in all sorts of wonderfully strokable positions, Lisa only engaged Toni Ribas orally and using her pussy here, eventually draining his dragon of sperm but really kicking ass in the scene from 5 or so years ago, her eye contact, energy levels, and enthusiasm all adding to the impact of her tryst with the man. He munched her hairy rug too but this one was all her, the aggressive vaginal riding sparking things up nicely as she depleted him with ease during the ending hummer, stroking his turgid pecker softly once it was done though he twitched like he was ready for another deposit.
Summary: Evil Angels: Lisa Ann by the directors of Evil Angel had no new material to speak of and Lisa Ann was not brought in to provide any scene introductions or new bonus material but for those who find her as sexually charged as I have over the years, this double disc set will be worth a rating of Recommended or better if you do not already have the scenes in your collection. There was a willingness to show the leading starlet in a plethora of situations, from her dominating others to lengthy selections of tease material from the leader of the company to some lesbian action, and more. The extras were on the light side but the technical values were generally very well done, the devotion to keep the material as good looking as it was originally certainly appreciated. In short, Evil Angels: Lisa Ann was the continuation of the popular star based compilation showcase series, offering a multitude of perspectives in a manner I hope the company will revisit more often and with hotties that might not be quite as well known so give it a look.
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