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I don't think these ladies are really virgins... or cowgirls, for that matter!
I'm not a rocket scientist, but even I know that 6 girls in 5 scenes means that one scene is getting an extra girl - yee-haw! Listen up here, cowboys...
If we were in the desert, and I were watching the portable DVD player strapped to the ass of the camel in front of me, and it were playing Hustler's Virgin Cowgirls (complete with orgasms translated into Arabic), I would not need to wipe the sweat from my brow with my bandana; I would not need to drink from my canteen.
Scene 1: Katie Summers & Mark Zane
Katie, the covergirl, has been sent to the ranch for the summer, a punishment for having shoplifted; look out ranchhands, better put the general store on alert about this girl...
If Katie, a native Texan, plays up the southern girl-angle, she can be a star in this wonderful XXX world. Katie disapears from the barn and changes into some sort of princessy, Cindarella-costume. I woulda stayed with the Daisy Dukes she first appeared in, but that's just me. Her hand job morphs into a blow job, complete with the two-musts of a good BJ - eye contact and ball licking...
Missionary, reverse spoon, doggie, reverse cowgirl, and Mr. Zane's cumshot to the face of Ms. Summers... while not blown away, Katie surely earned her paycheck.
Scene 2: Mia Gold & Billy Glide
Mia mia mia... sentanced to the ranch for sending dirty text messages to her dad's boss. The boss's daughter is giving the raise - hey-o... this little brunette firecracker opens the scene with some ass-licking, ball-licking and cock sucking on a cock with the cirCUMference of a Red Bull can... she gags and struggles a bit with Billy's gilde... this girl loves to spit - oh so sexy...
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She even spits on her own pussy! Billy licks her silly, then some hard missionary and more ass-licking and cock-sucking... damn, I wanna fuck this girl now. Some very nice-looking cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, and a cum shot to the face ends the scene.
Scene 3: Jordana Heat & April O'Neil
Both sentanced for the same reason, which is having written sexual fantasies in their diaries, April and Jordana are first-time lesbians, looking to pass the time until their release from the evil ranch... Kowabunga - April gives me a Master Splinter in my pants.
The girls start kissing & undressing each other... soon after they are 69'ing into a frenzy. Jordana then pulls out a dildo and April drools saliva all over Jordana's shaved pussy. Driving the dildo deep into her hole for a few minutes, April then only gets 30 seconds of similar action when they switch positions; they suck Jordana's pussy juices from the cock, they kiss and then it's over. This scene had potential but didn't realize it... no issues with the girls; slender, slutty and willing.
Scene 4: Dani Jensen & Alan Stafford
Mrs. Pornopolis told me that this would be my favorite scene before I even watched it, as she now thinks that I have a 'thing' for pale red-heads with ample black-girl booties. She was right.
Dani Jensen is one of my favorite starlets, and this scene can make a blind man see. A prisoner because of her parents' unhappiness with her failing grades, she sets the ranch on fire with top-notch cocksucking. Balls and shaft, a fan of both she is. The camera switches from 3rd person to POV and I almost blew my load onto my touchscreen laptop... wrapping her bikini top around his cock, making into her own personal joystick; a delicious display of oral by this starlet.
Reverse cowgirl, some oral, cowgirl while she rubs & fingers her own asshole... reverse spooning, doggie - again Dani digs into her own ass - closing with a blast of cum onto her tongue & chest. Top-notch.
Scene 5: Alexis Monroe & Anthony Rosano
Alexis, get this, was sent to the ranch because she beat her boyfriend... WITH HER PUSSY! Mrs. Pornopolis happened to walk in while Alexis was explaining this to the ranch hand; it was quite embarassing. I don't want her to think that I like corny stuff like that...
Oral on her, oral on him, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggie and a pop shot to the face, this scene also had potential but failed to cum through in the clutch.
The majority of the girls are attractive here; I reckon they mighta had some work done; regardless, the sex was not special; it was typical cowboy-cowgirl stuff. As the campfire puts itself out, with the whisky bottle empty and whistling as a bunch of tumbleweeds blow by my side, I walk away with cock-in-hand, in search of another DVD... 2 great scenes made this one worth my time.
That being said...
I wanted girls guzzling cum from cowboy boots (with spurs on 'em); I wanted sasparilla with a semen frothy-head, served fresh at the saloon... Virgin Cowgirls doesn't bring the XXX world anything new, therefore don't drop $25 on it. When it reaches the half-off bin, though, add this one to your dirty little shopping cart.