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Lesbian House Hunters 8
Genre Lesbian, Feature.
Duration 151 minutes
Cast Jodi Taylor, Marie McCray, Zoey Nixon, Allie Haze, Sheena Ryder, Diana Prince, Aiden Starr, Sasha Heart
Date of Release 16 August 2013
Audio / Video Filmed in HD on Sony XDCAMs. Audio recorded in Dolby Digital. Presented in 16:9 aspect ratio; music and dialogue were full and clear.
Extras Our Girlfriends cast montage, trailers for other GF movies. Website info. Weak. See what I really think in the editorial postscript after final thoughts.
Preview Lesbian House Hunters is one of the many series from Girlfriends Films set in Thornhill, a fictional hotbed of lesbian desire. I watch the international spin-off of HGTV's show to see the exotic locales and am always hoping they'll show more of the communities outside than the inside of the house. It's a little different when Girlfriends Films is the production studio. With GF, I want inside only! Here is a hunt for real estate with a twist, these lesbians are really hunting for each other.
Review The anonymous director starts things out with real estate agent, Jodi Taylor showing a house to buyer, Marie McCray. Jodi is one of the reasons I was interested in this title. Having seen her in Lesbian Nanny Tales, I was hungry for more of the tall redhead with the juicy rump. Marie was a suitable foil; with her petite frame and bigger than you would expect bust, she was everthing Jodi wasn't. Jodi is a tall, slim, freckled, redhead with a cute, short haircut and small boobs with great puffy nipples, as well. Although this is my first Marie sighting, she has been in the industry for more than a few years. Marie has a lot of hard questions that Jodi can't answer, then there's a plot twist you'll have to watch, before the licking commences. There is a slight continuity issue which shows Jodi with red panties on walk into a room, and she's commando after the cut.(see pics below) I love the care they took to explore each others' bodies. I'm not one to put too much emphasis on the number or authenticity of female orgasms in porn, but Jodi made a point of counting her Os, and she got to 5. Jodi's ass and Marie's tits got all the camera attention they deserve. I was in a daze watching them work their way around the bed, eating each other, tribbing, kissing and 69ing. Great start.
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Next, as agent Zoey Nixon is prepping a house to show, bank robber on the run Allie Haze is looking for a place to hide out. Zoey is bored and looking for some excitement in her life. The last time I saw Allie Haze was in Lesbians Unchained. She played a burgular. Don't let yourself get typecast, Allie. Allie continues to work the innocent-look-with-the-guilty-mind appeal, her small boobs making her seem younger than she is. Zoey is new, and new to Girl/Girl, all of her other 20+ credits (IAFD) featuring B/G action. Who doesn't love Allie's thighs and rump? I was also struck by the resemblance between Zoey and the previously seen Jodi Taylor. It's mostly the short red hair and pale skin, but I wouldn't be surprised to see GF puts them together in the future. This was a second quality scene with two more pretty ladies who seemed to thoroughly enjoy each other. They got all the cumpulsory moves in: eating each other, tribbing, kissing and 69ing. The best part being when Zoey sat on Allie's face and reached back to diddle her pussy; Zoey has a nice pair. Another very good scene.
Then, Sheena Ryder is an agent showing a property to Diana Prince, who is some sort of celebrity that needs to be "accomodated". This scene features the ladies on the cover. Diana is the slim MILF with the massive tatas, and Sheena is the petite cutie with the inviting arse. Sheena has been in the game for a few years, appearing mostly in rear-focused features. Diana has nearly twice as many years in, and more titles, mostly of the type focusing on MILFs or big tits. They play the game of getting around to what Diana really wants, and what Sheena is willing to do to make that happen. As they do, Diana is devouring Sheena with her eyes, almost salivating with desire. Sheena needs to do whatever it takes to sell this house, so she decides to close the deal in the bedroom. How can a scene miss when the camera is at all times focused on a great ass or a great rack? It can't, and this one doesn't. They dive fave first into each others' honey pots, trib with abandon and their 69 is a sight to behold. A third very good scene has me thinking about a high rating.
In the last scene, Aiden Starr is the agent and Sasha Heart is a recent divorcee who is afraid of facing life alone. Aiden stood out fto me in Lesbian Nanny Tales, and there are two great reasons I wanted to see her again; C cup reasons. Sasha (aka Sabrina Star) has been around, but has a fairly low productivity rate, appearing mostly in solo and G/G themed films. She is slight in stature, but substantial in passion. Aiden sets out to teach her that she can blossom as an independent woman with a new house in a new neighborhood, full of single ladies. Aiden's final pitch to make the sale is that she lives nearby, and gives her a hint of what the neighborhood, Thornhill, is all about. Sasha has a very pretty face, and Aiden's fun bags make another scene in which there is a screen full of goodness. Their tryst was on a couch and suffered a little from lack of position options, but was still very good.
Final Thoughts I didn't think I would like this as much as I did. This wasn't Gone With the Wind, and every one of these ladies is more likely to win an AVN award than an Oscar, but there was appreciable drama here. All of the scenes are tied together by the narrative and there were even a couple surprising turns to see if you're paying attention to anything but T&A. The acting was top notch, as porn goes, and added to the level of sexual tension. The biggest appeal for me will always be the individual talent. In Lesbian House Hunters 8 I saw three favorites give expectedly good performances, and was introduced to 5 new names I'll have to watch out for. For two great scenes and two pretty good ones, Lesbian House hunters 8 is Highly Recommended. The cast was terrific and the dramatic elements, acting & plot, enhanced the eroticism that followed.
The Sheena Ryder/Diana Prince scene is one G/G fans shouldn't miss. Any of the 4 scenes can be replayed again, and again. Any Girlfriends Films devotee will want to add this to their collection. For guys, girls and couples who want to see beautiful bodies exploring eah other, without toys or over the top sex-acrobatics, LHH8 is a can't miss pick.
To: Moose, or anyone at GF who cares...
Add some extras. The same stills that are on your website to sell DVDs are all you need. Load those onto the disc so fans can keep a moment from their favorite scene on their desktop or mobile background. Bonus scenes are winners, too. With all the material in your vaults, it wouldn't hurt to cross market a little. Take a scene from a long-running, successful series, like Women Seeking Women or Mother-Daughter Exchange Club and give fans of the newer series reason to take a look back. Or put a scene from a new series on the disc with a proven winner. I'm pretty sure fans of Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger wouldn't be mad at getting a taste of Cheer Squad Sleepovers. BTS segments have improved my estimation of titles from Girl Candy and Sweetheart, why not GF? And good work on those Previously On montages, they work.
It wouldn't hurt to flesh out the Thornhill web-sphere. I'm no content marketing guru, but GF's dedicated fanbase would love to be able to access more than is currently available, especially the Net Skirts and Thornhill Estates sites.
What's so sensitive about production info? Give your fans a little more to enhance their enjoyment or help them buy better. A fan might want to go back and look at scenes a particular star has done in the past to see her progression, but GF only gives release dates, not dates of production, like 80%+ of other studios. And, if you tell us who directed each movie, you may find that a few directors have dedicated followings. Or, maybe a performer is going behind the lens for the first time; fans want to know that stuff.
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