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Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/20/13

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Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

Smash Pictures

Genre: Feature, Horror

Director: Tommy Pistol

Cast: Bonnie Rotten, Tommy Pistol, Nikki Hearts, Phoenix Askani, Mark Wood, Annie Cruz, Asphyxia Noir, John Strong
Non-sex roles: David Lord, Melissa Hill, Betty Lou Spense, Kato, Peter O’Tool, Anthony Rosano, The Minion, Big Chief Quarterback, Mike Huncho, Bud Greene, Dante the Kid, Lloyd, UJ, Joe Westwood, Rick Garcia, Johker, Chuckie B., Melissa Makeup, Juan, Russian, Magma, Redd Dyver, Jenna Mynx, Gill, Andrea, Gillian T., Charles M.

Length: 117:53 minutes (full version with story); 97:45 minutes (Wall to Wall sex version)

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Dates of Production: 3/29/2013, 3/30/2013

Extras: The best extra by far was the 16:27 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where cast and crew were given a chance to explain their parts of the flick (David Lord, Nate Liquor, and others helping to make this a winner). There was also a photogallery, some trailers, a website link, and two versions of the movie (one with feature elements and the other showing only the sex).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Beyond Fucked was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Tommy Pistol for Smash Pictures. Nate Liquor was the cinematographer, John Charles “Old Man” Frady was in charge of lighting, Andrea Wiersma and Melissa Makeup were in charge of makeup and special effects, Tommy and Kelly Lind handled set design, and David Lord handled the excellent music, with all sorts of others chipping in to make this look way better than the budget allowed for. The zombie makeup was as good as any recent porno I’ve seen (Tommy’s own “Evil Head” flick from late last year coming to mind), and lots of little touches made this look a lot like David Lord’s awesome tribute to grind house flicks I appreciated not that long ago, the lighting varied and editing (by “Dick Whiskey”) helped pull it all together nicely. The aural qualities were substantially better than average thanks in large part to the solid musical score by David Lord, the vocals easily heard and the usual zombie noises kicking it to make the project stand out.

Body of Review: Tommy Pistol has been moving up the porn pantheon of late by getting involved with a variety of parodies and edgy fuck flicks, even directing. Now, taking it one step further for Smash Pictures, he has written and directs a movie called Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey. Before I go too far into this review, it should be noted that Tommy borrowed heavily from existing mainstream movies and shows but given he wisely chose newcomer Bonnie Rotten to star in this near tribute to the old grindhouse flicks, I’ll forgive his lack of disclosure in the BTS. The movie reminded me a lot of Burning Angel’s “Evil Head” in terms of some of the gross sexual trysts taking place (zombie fucking is pretty low on my usual list of strokable fodder) but fans of inked ladies are likely to appreciate the entertainment value all the same, the wink to the audience during this post apocalypse fuck flick coming across loud and clear. The back cover described the movie like this: “Bonnie Rotten stars in her first leading adult role as a bounty hunter and one of the last few survivors left in the zombie apocalypse. After a pill was invented to cure the world's obesity dilemma turned everyone who's taken the drug into crazed, uncontrollable flesh eating psychos. Years passed and only a few men in the world are still clean and can generate pure semen. Bonnie Rotten is hired by a mad scientist named Dr.Life to track and collect their semen at all costs. Will she reach her target in time to collect every drop of semen before it is swallowed? Or will she fall victim to the horde of zombies needing to eat the survivors around her? It's do or die and her corpse is on the menu.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Bonnie Rotten, the gun toting tattooed chick featured on the center of the front cover, was up first in bed with hairy (and also heavily tattooed) Tommy Pistol. She slobbed his knob while providing some hand to gland action, kissing him and throating his pecker while the two connected on a few levels. From there, Bonnie climbed onto his turgid rod and impaled herself soundly, moving back to taste their mutual juices in even more head during additional sloppy oral. Tommy then briefly gobbled her gash and timed her perfect pucker, her shaven slit as inviting as ever as she displayed how flexible she can be by holding her leg to her head while espousing all sorts of dirty talk. This back and forth between oral and vaginal continued for awhile, Tommy busting a nut of genetic juice onto her open mouth at the end, some post coital head given but no obvious swallowing taking place.

Scene Two: Nikki Hearts, a relatively new gal with a fuzzy haircut and ample ink, was then up in a lesbian tryst with Bonnie Rotten in a dreary setting, the couple quickly disrobing and jumping on a mattress in a horrid hole in the wall location. Bonnie savored Nikki’s modest boobs and Nikki kissed her like she meant it in return, Bonnie dropping down to replace her hand with her tongue to get Nikki off orally. Nikki was aurally appreciative and reciprocated while deploying a toy in conjunction with her mouth, Bonnie reversing roles yet again to try it herself. Nikki’s shaven beaver glistened with juices as Bonnie fingered her too, Bonnie sitting on her face to enjoy some oral as well once her mission was complete. Nikki then upped her game to tear into Bonnie’s snatch, the oral and a wand vibrator helping her achieve her goal before the scene cut away with no population pudding displayed on their side of the television screen.

Scene Three: Phoenix Askani, the redhead on the front cover just to the right of Bonnie (in the black dress), was up next with Mark Wood as part of the plot, the gal kneeling down to slob his knob after jerking it off to start the flow of blood going. Mark plowed her face as she looked up to him, her small, pierced nipples bouncing the way only natural titties do as she worked him and his balls over with her mouth. He then tossed her on the bed where she masturbated her bald pussy, Mark pounding into her welcoming pussy as rapidly as he could to her delight. She then bent over to display a juicy ass but Mark instead fed her his throbbing boner for more blowjob loving, banging her vaginally once she had freshened him up a bit. Phoenix was a moderately active vaginal rider here, getting better with time though never as balls to the wall as Bonnie was in the opening scene, the rickety bed nearly giving way before he unleashed his wealth of spunk into her open mouth for her to swallow and feed herself.

Scene Four: Annie Cruz, made up to look much like a decomposing zombie, was up next as she encountered equally afflicted Tommy Pistol, the movie becoming the latest to display “zombie on zombie” love intentionally. They kissed and she knelt down to give him some messy head, her skilled oral abilities easily handling his growing dilemma. Her eye contact was good and even the weird makeup was not as off putting as I thought it would be, her foreplay leading him to give for a longer time than when he was “alive” in the earlier scene. That led to some vaginal fucking on the familiar mattress, her neatly trimmed pussy nearly distracting me from her talking like a human several times, the couple taking up familiar positions as she knelt for the wad of splooge to grace her open mouth in front of him as she looked up.

Scene Five: Asphyxia Noir, the sexy brunette hotty seen on the far left portion of the cover (in black lingerie), was up last as a breath of fresh air with muscular John Strong. Her lily white body looked clean and he was already hard having rubbed against her briefly, the gal savoring his bone for her own during an increasingly seductive blowjob. While she only took the head of his pecker into her mouth, I had the impression that she adored cock just fine, Asphyxia jumping on to ride his cock actively in a series of vaginal penetration positions. I liked the way she grunted and how she slapped her own ass, her pussy engulfing him as her juices slickened up his pole for her to taste from time to time. Her oral even improved as the scene continued, the bald beaver becoming a puffy pussy as her blood flowed toward her genitalia during their powerful session. Toward the very end, he took her in doggy as she rubbed her pussy and he was rubbing her ass crack with his cock to the point where I almost thought they’d be doing anal but it never happened, her pussy draining his nuts of ball batter just fine, a final hummer eliciting a small amount of semen for Bonnie to collect when she walked in as part of her job.

Summary: Beyond Fucked by director Tommy Pistol for Smash Pictures is not going to appeal to a mass audience but spoof horror fans, zombie fans (World War Z comes out next week), and even those with a sense of porn history like myself will all have something to appreciate. This was Bonnie Rotten’s first major feature role and she acquitted herself quite well, the offbeat humor alone nearly convincing me this was made for another company given Smash’s history of otherwise cheerful and straightforward features so many adore. That said, for genre fans and those into the alt-porn look of the ladies, this amounts to a “must have” I can only rate as Highly Recommended, the extensive crew so well versed in movie making magic that I again applaud their efforts, Tommy continuing to distinguish himself on both sides of the camera. In short then, Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey was a step to the wild side full of entertainment value, making me wonder what is up next from those involved.

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