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Lisa Ann: Can't Say No
Lisa Ann: Can’t Say No
Genre: Lisa Ann Showcase
Director: Jonathan Morgan
Cast: Lisa Ann, Lexington Steele, Manuel Ferrara, Jenna Presley, Alysha Rylee, Carlo Carrera, Jack Napier, Prince Yahshua, Tee Reel, Jon Jon
Length: 126:04 minutes
Date of Production: 2012
Extras: There was a slip case and double sided DVD cover (one side more explicit than the other). The disc then started out with a few trailers, some spam, and a FSC commercial about the troubles with porn piracy (don’t do it). There were then three bonus scenes, one from Busty Cops starring Jenna Presley & Tommy Gunn, one from Couples Camp 2 with Lisa Ann & Allie Haze, and a third from The Booty Pageant starring Lisa Ann and Ritchie Calhoun. There was then a 10:24 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Lee Snijders that gave Lisa Ann a lot of screen time, a photogallery, more trailers, a promotional reel, and more spam.
Audio/Video Quality: Lisa Ann: Can’t Say No was presented in widescreen as shot by director Jonathan Morgan for Wicked Pictures. The lighting varied per scene, the outdoor scenes looking best, and the editing provided a distinctly artistic look here. The production values were strong and this had less “in your face” sexuality than most titles coming from the competition out there, allowing Lisa Ann to build up some heat and establish chemistry between her and a few of her partners. The flesh tones were accurate and while it used slow motion during some tease sequences, this was not a common aspect of the production. The aural qualities of the movie were also interesting, the music and vocals easily heard with a fair amount of connection thematically to the visual elements.
Body of Review: Jonathan Morgan has long been one of my favorite comedy directors in porn, his past works for Wicked Pictures invoking a great deal of fond memories. While I have not seen much of his work in recent years, he has established a porn resume proving he can succeed in other genres as well. Out of the blue yesterday came a new flick of his called Lisa Ann: Can’t Say No, perhaps some marketing decision to jumpstart public awareness of the company was made or maybe someone remembered how much I enjoy watching superstar Lisa Ann, the end result being this review. The six new scenes all provided a spotlight on Lisa Ann trying some new things, from a lengthy solo masturbation scene with large toys to her first POV anal to an interracial gang bang where she gets a DP (double penetration) and more, there was a lot to appreciate. I’m more familiar with the gonzo companies offering such showcase titles of performers but figured this might be a great start to seeing even more of Jonathan’s works. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette bombshell featured on the front cover (and in every scene), was up first walking around outside on a sunny day. She wore a blue dress and light blue bikini underwear that accented her wonderful curves. This first scene was more of a warm up than anything though, spending about 13.5 minutes as she teased and masturbated, starting off with Lisa oiling up herself up. As a huge fan of the whole “oil up the body” phenomenon in porn, the shiny look gave Lisa’s ample boobs and sweet fleshy ass even more appeal to me. From there, Lisa began using increasingly large toys, tasting her juices off of them though it ended too abruptly.
Scene Two: Lisa Ann, next up in a game room wearing a yellow dress, approached the well known man of steele himself, Lexington Steele, in order to satiate her need for a big black cock. Lisa spoke highly of the man’s pecker, taking off her dress to reveal some playfully colored bikini undies and accessories, pulling his rod out of his pants to begin stroking him to a full erection. Lisa’s smooth hand to gland abilities worked for the man, her eye contact and smile enhancing the moment before she took two hands to handle his whopper, adding some oral and a titty fuck to cause him to explode all over her open mouth and face, the genetic juice freely flowing thanks to her efforts.
Scene Three: Lisa Ann, next dressed up in slutty pink and black porn maid attire, gave Manuel Ferrara a good look at what she had to offer him, stating he wasn’t going anywhere (he wanted to go to dinner). The footage was divided between the camera he held (shown with a white lined frame around the screen) and that which showed him as well, Lisa slowly stripping as she provided just the right incentive for him to “eat at home”. While I am more a fan of Lisa’s ass, the nature of a POV scene lent itself more to him focusing on her tits, the playful vixen coyly pulling out his cock to suck. Her blowjob was skilled and added to her allure, Lisa putting on quite a show on the staircase and then couch as she climbed onto his lap to actively ride his turgid meat rod vaginally, soon going anal once all lubed up. There was some taste testing but the emphasis was clearly on the penetration positions from this point on, Lisa impaling herself on Manuel’s exceptional member which she then blew to completion as his balls drained dry of population pudding (all over her face and breasts).
Scene Four: Lisa Ann, next up outside in a colorful bikini wrapped up with a mesh cover of sorts, took on slutty Jenna Presley out by the pool. Freckled Jenna was swimming when she came out of the water to embrace Lisa, some oral and caressing leading them to disrobe on a sturdy lounge chair where they orally serviced each other. The eye contact and dirty talk elevated the scene a notch, some toy use included though the vocals seemed a bit over the top considering how large the toys were Lisa did in the opening scene. Jenna ended things by rubbing herself to a frothy conclusion, her juices landing all over her partner for them to kiss as the scene cut away (no spunk included).
Scene Five: Lisa Ann, up next wearing a red & black fetish outfit while brandishing a flogger, then came across blond cutie Alysha Rylee chained in a dungeon with Karlo Karrera in some stockades. She released him to act as her slave as she scared Alysha, Lisa becoming demanding as she barked orders to them. Lisa readied Karlo for the gal by stroking him, freeing her so she would have better access to blow the guy. Alysha went slowly until ordered to go deeper and faster, Lisa sitting on her face as she beat Karlo’s meat. This continued until Lisa made him gobble Alysha’s gash, the couple soon vaginally banging before Lisa took some of the cock for herself. Lisa was a more active rider here and she played with Alysha’s snatch as she pushed back to meet his thrusts. The blond seemed even more at home with his cock pounding her perfect pucker, Lisa diddling the blond until the guy blasted a nut of splooge all over their hands.
Scene Six: Lisa Ann, was up last in a gold metallic crop top and booty shorts, the gal ready to take care of Jack Napier, Prince Yahshua, Tee Reel, Jon Jon, and Lexington Steele in a large living room. The men were all dressed in black and she sparkled like a gem, slowly greeting all the men standing around before lounging back to take off her outer layer of clothing. That left her in the cover bikini for a brief moment in time, the guys surrounding her so she could suck them all off in a blow bang strokathon. Lisa kept blowing some of the men, the head of their penis to be more exact, and jerking them off while the men would take turns boning her snatch, soon including anal (and like the other scenes, using condoms). Lisa provided a lot of enthusiasm and energy here, moving onto brief bouts of boning with some DP (double penetration) action as her ass readily handled their cocks just as easily as her pussy. The guys hammered away until it was time to unleash the ball batter, tagging her tits to glaze them thoroughly even if the scene finished up again too early to see her do more with their seed.
Bonus Scene: Busty Cops: Jenna Presley, a curvy brunette with savory curves, was up next in a motel room for a prostitution sting where she put the moves on Tommy Gunn. Rather than bust him like the chump seen during the introductory, his timid demeanor and muscular body turned her on so she turned off the spy camera to jump his bones. She wore a sheer pink top and black thong, the gal unfastening his suit pants to find his pecker to her liking as well. She inhaled the cock and became a slutty buddy of epic proportions, impaling her snatch on his rod rather than delay things by having him go down on her too. Alektra then did her water works act (some call it “squirting”) and appeared to get off for real, her over the top dirty talk and active vaginal riding leading to Tommy rubbing out his load of population pudding all over her tits.
Summary: Lisa Ann: Can’t Say No by director Jonathan Morgan for Wicked Pictures managed to have some “firsts” of Lisa Ann doing specific sexual acts but it was better looked at as a showcase movie for her, Lisa getting better with time. I have seen her in some great feature roles, outstanding gonzo releases, and all sorts of movies between those extremes so I can say that she again excels as a fuckable hotty with ample energy to carry a spotlight title like this on her own. The technical values were solid and while I might have selected her partners more carefully, the DVD merited a rating of Recommended or better, making it a distinctively “must have” movie for fans of the curvy brunette bombshell. In short, Lisa Ann: Can’t Say No gave Lisa Ann plenty of room to explore interracial action with men like Lexington Steele, an IR gang bang, a heated lesbian tryst, a BDSM-lite scene, and a POV scene as well as a bit of solo action so check it out and see why I liked it so much.
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