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Genre: Euro, POV
Director: No Data
- Antynia Rouge (as Antynia La Rouge)
- Caroline De Jaie (as Carolina De Jaie)
- Kyra Banks
- Misty Mild (as Misty Wild)
- Nicole Evans
- Katarina Sidney (as Sydney)
- Frank Gun
- Freddy Dalton
- Nick Lang
Length: 177 Min
Extras: Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery
Audio/Video Quality: Stereo/Widescreen
Overview: Euro babes get fucked from your perspective
Frank Gun is driving his SUV when he is pulled over by Carolina De Jaie as she stands in the middle of the street in a cheesy policewoman costume. Their conversation is absurd and with the accents it sounds like something out of 'Borat'. She tries to give him a ticket and he calls her a bitch and to suck his cock. These actors are pathetic. What is the point of having a police/criminal scenario in your porn if you aren't even going to try to sell it? Otherwise just fuck! Anyways, Carolina sucks his cock briefly before he drives her back to his house.
Carolina needs Proactiv for her ass.
There is some degrading language on the part of Frank but nothing worth repeating. We get a better look at Carolina's body and face and I am not impressed. She's just another forgettable Euro slut with fake tits and a bad dye job. They suck and fuck and he gets in her ass but it's SO BORING. The only memorable thing about the scene is the acne all over Carolina's ass, and I wish I could forget it. When she drops to her knees to take Frank's load in her mouth she looks like she's going to gag or pass out. Terrible.
Now we have Misty Wild sitting on the couch wearing a fireman's costume that's even worse that the cop uniform from the last scene, if that's even possible. What's worse is there isn't even a fire scenario going on. Seriously what the fuck is going here. She's a cute young blonde Hungarian and much less busted than Carolina. She strips out of the fireman suit and her body is fit. When she sucks Nick Lang's cock she has an amateurish style but it's helped considerably by her sexy eye contact. Just when things are going pretty well, Misty spreads on the couch and Nick puts his toe in her pussy.
Misty Wild shows off the goods.
Fucking GROSS! Then she sucks it clean and I want to throw up. Nick bangs her out from behind and it's nice when the frame is filled with her young tight ass. She queefs loudly several times as Nick slams her clam so anyone into that will be stoked. It's too bad he never fucks her asshole because the scene could really use it. Eventually Nick pumps his load onto her face and I'm ready to move on to something better.
Two brunettes in lingerie are standing there looking bored as the on-screen graphics introduce them as "Estella" and "Sindy". But when Frank Gun asks them their names one says "Sindy" but the other says "Organa". What the fuck? Can you please get your shit together?! Sindy is a leggy pretty brunette but Organa or Estella or whatever the fuck her name is has a look on her face that tells me that she'd rather be doing anything else right now. Frank ask them if they are there to "suck his cock" and asks them if they "like sex" in his creepy Eurotrash accent.
Frank Gun makes the best of a bad situation.
Throughout the scene Sindy gives a minimum of effort but Organa/Estella gives absolutely NONE. The look on her face never changes even when there's a dick in it. The repeated obtuse edits indicates that the shoot probably had to stop and start several times. Frank gets behind both girls to doggy fuck them side by side and they have great asses but that's the only upside to this total boner killing scene. When Frank drains his nuts on Sindy's face she snowballs it to whats-her-name and it's just the worst thing ever.
The cheap stripper costume fashion show continues with Rinela and Nicole Evans in cop and gangster attire respectively. Nicole is a raven-haired Hungarian cutie and Rinela has a more busted face and is of indeterminate race. They don't act out any scenarios so the continuity of this movie remains intact. Also they both know their names, though Rinela looks confused as to why she's there. Nicole is is definately a horny little slut and her enthusiasm makes up for Rinela's lackluster performance. Nicole also has by far the better body of the two. And also face.
Nicole Evans should have showed up alone.
I really don't know what Rinela is doing in this scene any more than she does. After a double suck-off Nick Lang doggy fucks them both with Nicole thankfully getting the lion's share of cock. Rinela takes her dicking politely and doesn't seem to be as unhappy about it as Estella/Organa but still adds nothing to the scene and is really distracting to my boner. Again there's no buttsex in a scene that could really use it. They also end with a cumswap and while Nicole is all smiles Rinela is so fucking dumb she doesn't even seem to realize the scene is over.
Antynia Rouge is wearing some kind of costume but I can't tell what she's supposed to be. Alice in Wonderland? Who cares. She's a pretty Romanian blonde and she looks like she could use a good fuck. She pulls down her top to reveal a perfect pair of natural knee-knocking tits. This is the best rack in this movie by about a thousand fucking miles. She drops down to give a suck to Freddy Dalton's cock and it's spectacular. Her eye contact is great and her method is slow and hot. It's a blowjob you can spank it too and I don't give praise like that often.
Antynia has bedroom eyes.
She may be the only girl on this disc who even knows how to suck a dick. Freddy bangs her on the couch and when she finally takes off that rediculous outfit we can check out her great natural body. She thouroughly enjoys the dicking Freddy gives her and she cums loudly. They have good organic chemistry and when she grinds hard on his cock and it's obvious she isn't just flexing for the camera. Freddy sprays his kids in her mouth and she's still into it.
Katarina Sidney and Trinity are wearing girl scout costumes which show off their young fresh bodies. Katarina is a young brunette Romanian cutie and Trinity is a blonde Hungarian hottie. They suck Nick Lang's wang then Nick gets behind Katarina for a doggy fuck. Her body is so young and fit it's stunning. Next Trinity assumes the doggy position and Katarina warms up her ass for some much needed buttsex.
Katarina offers her ASS-istence.
Katarina must have done a good job because Trinity's asshole swallows Nick's meat with ease. Either that or Trinity is a total ass whore. The girls take turns riding and sucking the dick and the scene is energetic and fun. Nick jacks a load into Trinity's mouth so she can share it with Katarina to top off only the second spank-worthy scene in this entire movie.
Blonde Hungarian honey Kyra Banks is outside wearing the same outfit as Antynia Rouge. Not only does this production have the shittiest costumes ever but the reuse them. Nice. You don't really notice though because soon Kyra is lifting up the dress to show she doesn't have any panties covering her nice round ass. Her tits are natural and perfect as well. She's playful and loves showing off her fine body for the camera. Kyra and Nick Lang move into the garage/gym where Kyra gets naked and shows us all of her gorgeous athletic body. Nice low-angle shots her of her glorious ass as she squats and shakes it for us.
Kyra takes a seat on Nick's man meat.
When Kyra finally gets Nick's meat in her mouth she can barely fit her lips around it. Nick gives her a deep doggy fuck in the weight bench so she can watch herself in the mirror. This adds a kinky element to an already good scene. This girl looks great getting fucked from behind and she enjoys it too. Nick gets in her ass when he has her on her back and again when he lies down to give her an anal squat fuck. Finally he blows his load in her mouth so she can swallow it like a good girl.
This disc started out god awful but in the end was ultimately pulled out of the crapper. Carolina and her scene are both as forgettable as you can get. Misty Wild is prettier but with all your porn options today why would you bother wanking to her? Sindy and Estella/Organa is just bad porn on every level and definately the movie's low point. Things show signs of improvement with a lukewarm scene with Rinela and Nicole Evans but that isn't saying much. The first truly boner inducing scene happens when the lovely Antynia Rouge appears and gives an honest, hot performance. Katarina Sydney and Trinity are double trouble when they show off their smokin' young bodies and Trinity takes a fat dick up her dumper. And the best is saved for last when Kyra shows everyone what a hot fuck is. It's really too bad this disc is so lopsided because three good scenes out of seven just isn't worth your money. The last three scenes of Pure POV are definately worth at least one spank each so I encourage you to Rent It.
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