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Extreme Asses Vol. 17
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Extreme Asses 17
Genre: Web to DVD, Large Ass
Cast: Raquel, J-Mac, Julie Cash, Marco Banderas, Angelina, Lilah, Tiffany Brookes, Bill Bailey, Ashley Fires, Voodoo
Length: 211:08 minutes
Dates of Production: 11/3/2011, 9/27/2011, 5/7/2011, 8/13/2011, 6/4/2011, 9/17/2011
Extras: There was a photogallery and some trailers but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: Extreme Asses 17 was presented in 1.33:1 full frame color as shot by the uncredited company directors (mention of “J-Mac” was made on the website several times) of Reality Kings for their website. This selection of scenes came largely from the earlier “Monster Curves” series and was encoded in MPEG-2, the video bitrate low but acceptable in terms of looking decent enough for around four hours of material placed on a double layer disc. The colors were okay, the amount of grain and video noise modest, and the fleshtones accurate enough for this genre but it was nothing as good looking as a dedicated title. The camera bounced around and the ladies were almost always the focal point of the action, my preference for discs over internet probably a factor in my comments. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals plain but easy to hear most of the time, the built in microphone enough to capture the basics but little of the ambient noises or background.
Body of Review: Reality Kings has one of the most extensive bodies of scenes I’ve ever come across in terms of porn websites, the plethora of pussy and ass found there probably enough to keep even a pervert like me busy for years without looking elsewhere. Their latest release sent in for review is called Extreme Asses 16, a set of six scenes where the rounded rumps were nicely displayed in a variety of settings. This volume emphasized lesser known ladies, my favorite of the bunch going into it being hotty Julie Cash and Ashley Fires (but all of them had a wealth of sweetly curved ass flesh to appreciate). To facilitate discussion, I have linked each screen capture from a scene to a company released free trailer, those being more than enough to give you a heads up as to whether a gal might appeal to your tastes, just don’t expect a lot of anal action (a condition not related to their healthy sized asses) even though Ashley Fires did give up that sweet ass of hers this time.
Angelina with J-Mac
The company website described the scenes shot like this: “Forget about those toothpick size runway models, give us some ladies with curves-- Monster Curves! If you love your women round and juicy, ladies with some meat on their bones... then we have the content for you! We're talking about women with hips that don't quit. Incredibly round asses that will make your mouth water! Big booty girls with big round asses. Only people as obsessed as us could bring you this many pairs of perfects hips and asses! Download hundreds of movies and pics featuring gorgeous girls with amazing curves (we call them Monster Curves). Check out some of our free trailers below, these girls and their round butts and perfect hips are sure to wet your appetite! Every week, Reality Kings brings you nothing but the finest butts, the sexy round asses that jiggle when you grab 'em, the women with the Monster Curves!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Amazing and Able: Raquel, a thick brunette wearing red stretch pants and a matching top, was up first posing by a big Hummer vehicle, soon stripping down to slob the knob of lucky J-Mac. She was on the fluffy side and could have more muscle tone but was otherwise as advertised in terms of her shapely ass. She teased in the garage and then jumped his bones on the black recliner in the living room, his male cameraman encouraging her to service the excited stud. She did all the oral but her knob slobbing sessions showed a lot of enthusiasm, her vaginal penetration positions proving her to be an active cock rider. It was vaginal only but she kept up some decent eye contact when possible and a lto of dirty talk until heunleashed his nut of genetic juice all over her tongue to swallow. The company website described the scene like this: “Raquel had some ass for days. Jmac and I smacked it as much as possible because we were not sure when we would have the chance to do it again. She was loving it even though it seemed liked we were not smacking it hard enough for her. Raquel's ass was making tidal waves of skin no matter which way it was moving. Those ripples moved all the way up her back and down to her thick thighs. These two were really into each other considering how deep Jmac was burying his cock in her. She didn't want that cock out of her for anything until it was time to taste his silky cream load.”
Scene Two: Kissing Cash: Julie Cash, a thick blond that has proven to be quite a sexual hotty, was up next as she posed for an uncredited female camera operator, the blond’s ass crack eating her thong under a blue dress. She posed by the pool to hurry up Marco Banderas, the oiling up handled too quickly but still providing some glimpses of her wonderfully fleshy ass and boobs, Marco leading her to the shaded area on a couch where he began titty fucking her during the blowjob. Julie was into the action and the gal easily took his pecker vaginally in several positions. Marco bust a nut of population pudding all over her stomach too early for my tastes but the power of her pussy was too much for him to withstand. The company website described the scene like this: “Juli was tired of waiting for Marco so she sent him a picture of her beautiful ass. After viewing the picture, Marco rushed over to her place. She was already naked oiled up and ready to fuck. Marco took his time worshiping her amazing monster curves. When he was ready, Marco stuffed her mouth with his man meat, Juli masterfully gave him an amazing blow job. They fucked all over the patio, Marco had her screaming in ecstasy. He blasted his jizz all over her beautiful body.”
Scene Three: Kiss and Tail: Angelina, a sexy little Latina, was up next in the back seat of an SUV driven by J-Mac, her hands roaming on him before she spread her legs to give them a show of her black mesh pantyhose covered ass and pussy. This led to some road head and they ended up in the Spartan apartment to fuck on the white couch, the gal putting on a cheap bunny outfit that did not last long as she teased the camera a lot more. This led to her blowing him aggressively, her appreciation of cock getting her to ride him vaginally with equal fervor until he tossed out a load of spunk all over her face. The company website described the scene like this: “Angellina called me and said she had a surprise for Jmac. Our curiosity got the best of us, so we rushed to pick her up. On our way back to my place, we asked her repeatedly what the surprise was but she would not give us a hint. Angellina gave Jmac a superb blow job and let me feel up on her huge ass which made us forget all about the surprise. When we arrived at my place, she changed into a sexy bunny outfit and gave Jmac the best piece of ass he has ever had.”
Scene Four: Walk The Plank: Lilah, a shy and tattooed gal with pierced nipples, was up next in the SUV as she showed off to J-Mac, his hands exploring her shaven snatch. They went shopping but were soon teasing in some sparse location, her ass the focal point of the camera operator’s attention. She stretched out on the black couch and warmed up as the talking continued, the average looking gal getting him to lay on two bar stools as she sucked his pecker soundly. They vaginally fucked well enough for a few spank bank sessions and he rubbed out a wad of splooge all over her crotch as a result (there were a few moments when it looked like they did anal but upon closer scrutiny, two separate opinions concurred with me that it was just the angle). The company website described the scene like this: “Jmac and I went to the mall with big booty Lilah not to shop but to plank. As soon as we walked in we found the perfect place for Jmac to demonstrate his superior athleticism. During the epic plank, Lilah exposed her perky tits and we immediately got kicked out of the mall. We went back to my place and Lilah put on an ass shaking master class before getting her tight pussy stuffed.”
Scene Five: Barmaid Part One: Tiffany Brookes, a shapely brunette in a maid outfit, was up next as she took on Bill Bailey, a wider cast left out of the edited scene before me. They were in the stately room and he watched some sports, calling for the porn version of room service as she came up to inspect his pecker in bed. Tiffany used some hand to gland action on the turgid member to excite him further, soon blowing him before sitting on his face. He tongued her sweet ass and they began several actively vaginal penetration positions, Tiffany very vocal in how much she liked the thrusting penis tearing into her. The tryst ended when she took him in both hands and jerked him off all over her open mouth, seemingly swallowing at least some of the ball batter. The company website described the scene like this: “Voodoo and Bill acquired the address for the Bangmaid hotel from an anonymous source so naturally when they arrived, they suspected an elaborate prank at play. Only a chosen few have been able to experience the erotic pampering of the Bangmaid Hotel that Caligula himself would approve of. Voodoo and Bill were greeted and attended by three beautiful vixens. After surrendering their belongings, the sexy vixens escorted them to separate private rooms where all their sexual desires would be attended to. It was a wild and memorable one of a kind experience. Stay tuned for part two of this sexual escapade.”
Scene Six: Body Check: Ashley Fires, the curvy blond featured on the front cover, was up last with Voodoo in the home gym. She wore those tight and neon pink shorts with the black crop top, the gal posing as she worked out so seductively. As she stretched, he came up beneath her to sample her ass and pussy orally, the gal masturbating before she orally reciprocated on the lad. She kept great eye contact and threw herself into the sex, the active vaginal positions followed by some much more passive anal sex. Ashley was very vocal in her desire for him to bone her silly too, her asshole accommodating his rod as she held her cheeks in both hands to spread them far apart. I loved the oiled up look she was given toward the end and her dirty talk, the gal grabbing his cock with both hands as she starred into his eyes while she flung his semen all over (swallowing some). The company website described the scene like this: “Ashley invited us to see her workout in her new sexy out fit. I was able to capture her nice booty while she was doing a variety of exercises. Voodoo walked in at the right moment and saw Ashley bent over with her legs wide open. He helped himself to a piece of ass and pussy. He fucked her all over the gym.”
Summary: Extreme Asses 17 by Reality Kings was truthfully advertised and a lot of strokable fun, the replay value enhanced by the fact that it lasted over four hours of seemingly uncut scenes. There were some rough edges at times but it merited a rating of Recommended or better due to the casting, strokability, and replay value; the technical values a bit more varied than I prefer but still well within acceptable ranges for web content. In short, Extreme Asses 17 was a compilation of scenes from the company website called “Monster Curves”, all six of them showing some fun factor included with the heated boning and knob slobbing, the resulting wads of genetic juice well worth checking out. For me, the best scene starred Julie Cash but all the ladies were strokable if you like fleshy sized asses.
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