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Addams Family: An Exquisite Films Parody
Addams Family: An Exquisite Films Parody
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Studio: Exquisite » Review by
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Review Date: 12/1/11
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The Addams Family XXX
Exquisite/Sweet Mess Films
Director: Rodney Moore
Cast: Nina Hartley, Dick Chibbles, India Summer, Charley Chase, Alison Tyler, Bill Bailey, Ritchie, Amber Rayne, Seth Gamble, Alanah Rae, Brandy Aniston, Rocco Reed, Chris Johnson, Aurora Snow, Barry Scott, Evan Stone
Length: 147:06 minutes
Nina Hartley with Dick
Date of Production: 2011
Extras: The first disc held the movie, a pop shot reel, the photo gallery, and a music video. The main extras were located on the second disc which started out with a 91:41 B&W version of the show. There was then a lengthy, 62:07 minutes worth of outtakes and deleted footage, 39:42 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage (Evan starting it out by mugging), a trailer, and two RELATED bonus scenes using the cast in their roles; Brandy Aniston and Dick Chibbles doing a blowjob (9:34 minutes) as well as Charley Chase and Alison Tyler doing a lesbian scene for 6:02 minutes.
India Summer, Charley Chase, and Alison Tyler
Audio/Video Quality: The Addams Family XXX was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Rodney Moore for Exquisite. Rodney did most of the technical aspects of the show, including first camera, editing, and a wealth of other chores but also using Josh Hunter as 2nd camera and a few others to contribute as well. The low budget look of the show, almost as if the family had to downsize due to economic times, was clear but the clever writing, almost cheesy mannerisms, and typically heated sexual exploits made this a winner. There were some rough spots and lighting issues but frankly, given the overall “feel” of the production, especially the over the top nature of things (not just by the mighty Evan Stone either), I wasn’t too fussy about some of the smaller details here but the grain in some areas was noticeably bad to say the least. In terms of the set design by Steviee Hughes, it showed the low budget nature of the production but at least tried to compliment the makeup by Missy Fitts and costuming by Melissa. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital flavored English using a 192 Kbps bitrate, the ambient sounds mixed in nicely with the effects and vocals. I liked the title track version of the theme song and figured some care was used to match the auditory experience with the look of the show.
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Body of Review: Rodney Moore has been in the porn business for generations now, directing hundreds of movies in a great many well received series that typically involved younger females or fetish angles, his breadth of experience often overlooked in favor of more vocal peers. His latest release making it to me is courtesy of Exquisite in the form of The Addams Family XXX, the parody of the 1960’s situation comedy series and later mainstream movies (which were parodies in themselves) showing some nods to both sources. The look of the characters was a nice pornified touch and the sets, while not truly as fitting as I would have liked, were close enough for a porno. With ladies such as hotty India Summer, curvy Brandy Aniston, sexy Charley Chase, and others in tow, I found this to be a fun nod to the source material and full of replay value on multiple levels. The back cover described the movie like this: “In The Addams Family XXX, the Addams children are all grown up now and wreaking havoc on the community. Before Wednesday and Pugsly are off to college, Gomez and Morticia decide it's time to have "the talk" with them and no, not the one about the difference between juvie and the state pen. Adhering to family tradition, Gomez brings Pugsly a hooker, while Morticia attempts to teach Wednesday about sex and masturbation. Always the cleverer child, Wednesday quickly applies what she learned to an orgy hosted in the dungeon. With sex in the air, the rest of the Addams feel the urge to play. Uncle Fester's electrifying personality manages to charm the skirt off Miss Millibanks. Morticia and Gomez tango their way into the bedroom. Even Lurch, Grandmama and Thing get in on the action! So, sit down at your station. Prepare for masturbation. You've got a reservation. The Addams Family!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Brandy Aniston and Alanah Rae
Scene One: Nina “Grandmamma” Hartley, still in porn after all this time, was up first as she gave Dick “Lurch” Chibbles, a blowjob since he had fallen prey to the kids’ prank. Dick played his somber role well enough and Nina did well for “an old broad” as she removed the offensive powder, aggressively slobbing his knob and jerked him off until he unleashed his spunk all over her hand and mouth.
Scene Two: India “Morticia” Summer, Charley Chase, Alison Tyler, Bill Bailey, Ritchie, and Dick Chibbles (as the “Thing” only) were up next in the greenhouse. Charley and Alison played living plants that had captured missionaries Bill and Ritchie, India watching the ladies blow the men as she masturbated (with the help of a hand, ala the Thing) in an overseer role. The blowjobs were messy and satisfying both, resulting in the population pudding spilt on the mouths of Charley and Alison for cumswapping, their enthusiasm noted for the record.
India Summer with Evan Stone
Scene Three: Amber Rayne, playing a prostitute hired to initiate Seth “Pugsley” Gamble on his eighteenth birthday, was up next in his bedroom. She outlined the “rules” of sex and while Seth was one of the weaker members of the cast in terms of his role, she carried him fairly well despite some technical limitations. She was dressed for the role in a blue satin corset and fishnet stockings, her black thong riding up her cute little ass. She took charge of the sex by blowing him to an erect state, power riding him vaginally, and then having him eat her snatch. That led to him banging her ass as she looked back to encourage him, her anal riding skills always as active as the way she goes for it during vaginal. This continued until her dirty talk got him off, Seth beating off briefly to her mouth with his load of genetic juice as the clean shaven tramp smiled.
Charley Chase and Alison Tyler (bonus scene)
Scene Four: Alanah Rae, Brandy “Wednesday” Aniston, Rocco Reed, and Chris Johnson, were up next in a fantasy tryst after Dick “Thing” Chibbles started warming her up in the bedroom. Brandy did a great impression of a grownup Wednesday (the movie version played by Christina Ricci more than the television version envisioned by Lisa Loring), but it worked best when the nightmare cheerleader version swept over to the dungeon dominatrix setting, Rocco and Chris worshipping her ass and boots. That led to some lesbian play by curvy babe Alanah, the manner in which she entered the scenario admittedly a bit weird but the babe was welcome all the same. Alanah ate pussy well and Brandy certainly looked more at home in the dominatrix outfit, Brandy giving some head before banishing her playful charge to a cage so the now naked could watch Brandy go back to sucking cock. The men took turns fucking Brandy and getting head from her, eventually tossing off wads of splooge to her face for some cumswapping with Alanah, I just wish both ladies could have participated more fully this time.
Scene Five: Aurora Snow, another fetching lady with a lengthy porn resume, was up next as a woman investigating the children’s schooling background, Barry “Uncle Fester” Scott giving her an electrifying reason why she should get nasty with him. Aurora was as thick as I have ever seen her (nothing major mind you) and the extra pounds complimented her role, her mouth just as aggressive at sucking cock as when she was much, much younger. Barry played the Fester role more to that of the movie version (Christopher Lloyd) though he orally worked her pussy like more of a ladies’ man. Aurora was an active vaginal rider and her fleshy ass rippled as much as her tits bounced when pushing back to meet his thrusts, much of the penetrative sex caught in an almost non-explicit manner by the cameras. The ending round of spunk to her face glazing her nicely as she mugged for the camera in close up (this scene had a lot of extra grain too).
Scene Six: India Summer, in her role as Morticia (channeling Anjelica Huston more than Carolyn Jones), ended the sexual portion of the movie in a tryst with the mighty Evan “Gomez” Stone, his usual over the top portrayal in the John Astin version of the character being central to the rest of the movie. India was as lean and powerfully sexy as ever, Evan eating her out once she was naked before him on the table. India then actively slobbed his knob which led to some very active vaginal penetration positions, some intermittent oral by both of them at times enhancing their chemistry even with the acrobatic positioning they did. It ended when he left his goo on her trimmed crotch, their parting kisses reminding one of the connection between the original characters so many years ago.
Summary: The Addams Family XXX by director Rodney Moore for Exquisite was a fun tribute parody to elements of both the original television show and the much more recent mainstream movies, combining some heated sexual trysts (that were not formulaic by any means) with some goofy but amusing feature elements to make it a success. Brandy Aniston, India Summer, Aurora Snow, and Amber Rayne carried the sexual elements the best while some of the cast were significantly better than others in the acting department yet it is tough to complain given the wealth of replay value and strokability here so I rated it as Highly Recommended. If given the chance, I’d like to see a sequel where Morticia and Wednesday strike out on their own for a series of sexual romps (leaving a trail of bodies behind them) but a bit more care with the technical aspects of things would also be appreciated in future endeavors too. In short, The Addams Family XXX was a well done tribute parody that should offer a whole lot to fans from all generations, director Rodney Moore serving up quite a dish to appreciate compared to the ever noticeable decline in many of the works of his peers.
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