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Official Shaft Parody
Studio: Black Ice
Director: Tony Flush
Production Year: 2011
Release Date: 1/18/2011
Production Year: 2011
Length: 2 hrs. 30 mins
Genre: Spoofs & Parodies, Widescreen
Performers: Austin Taylor, Bella Moretti, D, Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Nat Turner, Nyomi Banxxx, Porsha Carrera, Wesley Pipes, Jayden
Non-sex Roles: Adam Wood, Janae Foxx, Sean Swipe, Elena Love, Erica Sweets
Black Ice Teaser: Dick Shafts got more than just a big reputation. He's the hottest bad-ass detective in town who always gets 'extra compensation' from the ladies for a job well done! His newest case has him working for his arch enemy Cochise who's sexy sister Lady Marmalade has been kidnapped for ransom. But when Lady Marmalade shows up at the Chocolate Pussy for some girl on girl entertainment, things really start to twist and turn! You'll never suspect the sticky sweet surprise waiting for our hardened hero Dick Shaft!
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The DVD: Companies today are making porn parodies of just about mainstream movie, some very well made and others should have not wasted the time or effort in doing so. I grew up watching Richard Roundtree as “Shaft” and I can assume that even he would say this was a huge discredit to the show. Right from the opening scene you can see just how cheesy it was and are tempted to turn it off.
Audio/Video: The Official Shaft Parody was presented in anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 16:9, filmed in High Definition by director Tony Flash. The colors were accurate and the composition of the shots tended to be quite favorable to the cast. The audio was crisp and clear well balanced with no distortion. There was a grainy look to the flick and some pixilation that popped up, though not very noticeable. The lighting also varied throughout the movie
Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Slide Show, Behind The Scenes, Cum Shot Recap Web Site Information Detail.
Scene 1: Jessica Bangkok-
Jessica stops by Shafts office to thank him for all his help when she hired him to tail her husband during a bitter divorce case. She drops off some food and she is the dessert. She gets busy in teasing him at first then gets right to work going down on him. Shaft then bends her over his desk to nail her doggy style. They switch off in a few positions before Jessica finishes him off with a BJ.
Scene 2: Austin Taylor & Wesley Pipes-
Austin shows up in hopes to relieve the stress Wesley is under from finding out his sister is being held hostage and hoping to relieve some of her own. She gets to work on him right away. Without wasting any time mounts up for a cg ride then switching over for some doggie action, mish and rcg .
Scene 3: D. Snoop & Jayden
Back at the radio station during a commercial break, D. Snoop is getting it on with some chic that doesn’t hold back when it comes to giving as well as receiving. She gives him a BJ before he nails her doggie style first before the move over to the chair then onto the floor for some cg action. They switch over to mish then ptm before he nails her again doggie style.
Scene 4: Bella Moretti and Porsha Carrera-
This next scene is the typical lipstick g/g scene that has all the fake moans and groans and sloppy kissing. Nothing about this scene did anything to get my heart going..
Scene 5: Nyomi Banxxx-
All good things must come to an end and has when the truth finally comes out. Nyomi gets to hook up with Shaft just as she planned. She gets to work on his “shaft” before she mounts up to ride it. They switch over to doggie and then for some spooning before Shaft gets his own happy ending.
Final Thoughts:There some parodies that should not be made and The Official Shaft parody is one of them! The outfits they are wore were fine but as far as Shaft himself.. They could have used a bit more spirit gum to hold down his mustache and over grown beard. At least with the other parodies that are out there they make sure the cast look the part. The couples needed to be more in tune to the other and not be so repetitious. I was very disappointed in this title and this is one that I would definitely Skip and wait for a better porn parody of Shaft.