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Who's Nailin' Palin 2
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Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Lisa Ann, Ivy Winters, Jessi Palmer, Alec Knight, Sarah Vandella, Lizz Tayler, Michael Vegas, Evan Stone
Length: 79:02 minutes
Date of Production: 2010
Extras: There was a Behind the Scenes feature lasting 34:59 minutes, the footage primarily interview material. There were also some trailers, spam, and a photogallery
Audio/Video Quality: Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2 was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an aspect ratio of about 1.78:1 as shot by director Axel Braun for release by Hustler Video using the MPEG-2 codec. The sexual portions were largely handled in a straightforward manner with reasonable lighting that limited the grain, video noise, and limited the compression artifacts, perhaps hiring superior cameraman Eli Cross helping more than a little bit to instill quality this time. The composition of the camera angles was decent even though there only appeared to be a single camera deployed this time; Axel did seem to provide a competent display of the ladies here. The editing might have been on the mediocre side again but it was not a huge factor in the rating either. The bitrate itself was often in the mid 3.5 Mbps area this time, helping make the production decent looking if not fully realizing the entire disc as well as could be expected. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English using the 192 Kbps bitrate expected of the movie. There was no separation of the vocals, limited dynamic range, and it generally sounded like the audio was recorded from the microphone attached to the camera. Still, the use of a theme song based upon the “Mary Tyler Moore” show was pretty classic, the personal digs enough to satisfy any Democrat or anti-Palin type in the audience.
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Ivy Winters and Jessi Palmer with Alec Knight
Body of Review: Axel Braun is best known as a pornographic director of parodies for Hustler Video but he has been shooting all sorts of couples porn for years now. That said, his latest release is called Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2, a title allowing superstar performer Lisa Ann to continue her splendid impersonation of political pundit Sarah Palin, doing a solo scene, a lesbian tryst, and a guy (in the form of the mighty Evan Stone). The company website described the movie like this: “The hottest political MILF is back! Sexy Sarah gets voted as president in 2012 and cant wait to spread her legs in that oval office! She starts her term with a good fuck with her secret service agent and gets it on with a sexy journalist. Lots of bangin action here, and its all OFF the record!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Lisa Ann with Sarah Vandella
Scene One: Lisa Ann, the featured lead of the show seen on the overexposed front cover, was up first in a masturbation scene. She wore her business attire to the cabin’s outdoor pool, doffing it to reveal her white bikini lingerie so form fitting that you could see it all. Lisa started rubbing herself and tasting her pussy juices, fondling her breasts and pinching her nipples as she lightly moaned with her leg in the water. Sadly, there was no definitive ending before an abrupt cut to the next scene.
Lizz Tayler with Michael Vegas
Scene Two: Ivy Winters and Jessi Palmer, both playing frisky White House interns, were up next at the cabin with Alec Knight, the man playing the “first husband” role much like Bill Clinton would. They chatted and the ladies were soon sharing his cock orally while on their knees, his hands guiding them to slob his knob gingerly. Alec did a little oral on them while the other would impale herself on his modest pecker, their face sitting pleasing him a lot. The minimal lesbian action showed no chemistry though, merely acting in a gay for pay manner as usual. It ended after a lot of vaginal screwing with taste testing, Alec tossing off a round of genetic juice on an ass while the other attentively licked it up.
Lisa Ann with the mighty Evan Stone
Scene Three: Lisa Ann, now dressed in business attire during an outdoor meeting, was up next in a lesbian tryst with curvy hotty Sarah Vandella, after discussing the state of the union. Sarah was also dressed in business like attire but it was form fitting and hugged every curve, when Lisa made the move to reveal she knew about Sarah’s “secret” inclination towards women. They kissed and started unfastening clothing, working tits and pussies with equal abandon. A Hustler pocket rocket was deployed as a penetrative device, Lisa massaging Sarah’s labia and clitoris while rimming the sweet young hotty. Sarah reciprocated but not as much by half, the ending another case of rushing the ending too much for my tastes.
Scene Four: Lizz Tayler, a sexy babe with long dark hair, was up next as Bristol, her gay dance instructor Michael Vegas. He has long seemed light in the loafers so perhaps it wasn’t a stretch but he proved to be a suitable partner for her up in the room of the cabin where he went down on her before she blew him. Their initial talk of her pet turkey being dinner was amusing, her throating his pecker even more so. In any case, there was no chemistry or connection here, the tryst amounting to a grudge fuck of sorts, her all natural body looking ripe for the plucking as she did most of the work during the vaginal penetration positions and ensuing taste testing. The tryst ended with some spooning penetration too, Michael pulling out of her snatch to drop a small load of population pudding on her crotch.
Scene Five: Lisa Ann, dressed in her cooking attire, was up last with the mighty Evan Stone, the gal taking full advantage of her boss role to order him to satisfy her sexual needs. He helped her off with her clothing to reveal sheer bikini undies, his suit not lasting long as he fingered her and ate her tit, going down on her as she panted in heat. Lisa gave him a quick blowjob and titty fuck before he started pounding her pussy, massaging her clit as he boned her to liven things up a little. Eventually, that led to Evan jerking off a wad of spunk to her tits, the ending dinner kind of anticlimactic.
Summary: Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2 by director Axel Braun for Hustler Video was a very modest effort given most titles have in excess of two full hours, so I rated it as a Rent It for all but the most diehard fans of Lisa Ann’s portrayal of political gadfly, Sarah Palin. The running time was so short that I was a bit pissed off given how most porn these days clocks in with at least two hours (usually more) of smut, this one not even making it to the 80 minute mark with limited extras. In short, Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2 was still fun as a political hand grenade poking fun at the former Alaska governor but lovely MILF Lisa Ann has certainly done better work that provided more fuck for the buck than this so check it out before dropping cold, hard cash for this example of her hot, tasty gash.
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