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My Plaything: Krystal Steal
My Plaything: Krystal Steal
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Studio: Digital Sin » Review by
Dr. Jay »
Review Date: 2/5/11
Genre: Interactive sex.
Director: None noted.
Cast: Krystal Steal, Barrett Blade.
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Bonus: One bonus point for condom-free sex.
I agitated for a virtual sex disk featuring Krystal Steal for at least two years before this DVD was published in 2005! Seriously, I approached all the studios that have done this sort of disk and said "please shoot Krystal!" Finally, Krystal's available for one-on-one action on Digital Sin's latest My Plaything release.
Although virtual sex technology improves with each new release, Krystal's disk is similar to other Digital Sin My Plaything disks you might have seen. However, unlike other My Plaything installments, this one features the first Club Jenna contract girl, the one, the only: Krystal Steal.
Check out some photos Krystal Steal in My Plaything: Krystal Steal here. Enjoy!
When you insert the disk into your DVD player or drive, Krystal seductively dances in a variety of sexy outfits and welcomes you: "You're mine now! Do you want to play with me? I want to play with you! We can finally be together, you and me, just that way it should always be!" OK, Krystal, your poetry got my attention!
After the intro, you're presented with the Main Menu that allows you to choose "Strip," "Masturbate," "Foreplay," "Sex," or "Bonus Material." While you're making up your mind, clips of Krystal showing off--and fondling--her fine body fill the screen. Believe me, my jeans got uncomfortably tight in milliseconds.
Krystal's strip scene is about five minutes long and can be savored from two angles. Angle One zeroes in on Krystal's delicious face and perfectly sculpted boobs while she plays with herself in a retro-looking bathtub as water trickles down her perfect flesh. Meanwhile, Angle Two highlights her hard toned abs and perfect, bald, and beckoning pussy. To make the mood even more perfect, very appropriate jazz music plays in the background. Believe me, if you like fine female flesh, you'll want to enjoy this highly erotic sequence from both angles.
Choosing "Masturbate" from the Main Menu will make Krystal's pussy the center of your world. She'll play with herself for you using her fingers, vibrator, or dildo...you decide by clicking the appropriate link at the bottom of the screen. No matter which "weapon of mass orgasm" you tell Krystal to use, you'll be able to watch the action close-up by using Angle Two or enjoy her fabulous full body by choosing Angle One. You can also make her cum whenever you want by clicking "Cum on Cue." And, you can choose if you want her to be naughty or nice as she fucks herself to heaven. If you choose FINGERS, "Nice" Krystal uses her two fingers to fuck herself while groaning with pleasure. Her actions are about the same if you choose "Naughty." However, her pretty mouth spews forth lots of deliciously nasty talk. If you command Krystal to use a vibrator, she will spend a great deal of time teasing her sensitive clit with a purple toy until her body tingles with pleasure. She also probes her pink pussy with the toy. Again, she can be "Naughty" or "Nice" and will cum whenever you want. As always, Angle One is full body while Angle Two focuses on her pussy. My favorite masturbation option is "Dildo." In Angle One and in her "Naughty" demeanor, Krystal lies on her side with her pussy close to the camera and her pretty face farther away. While she pounds her pussy with a super-long flesh-colored dildo, her magnificent sculpted boobs look so fine in the background. I really had a hard time deciding what to watch. It wasn't really a problem: I just watched the clip over and over as it looped back to the beginning.
If you choose "Foreplay," Krystal appears on-screen and begs you to play with her: "Slide that dildo into my wet pussy...I want you to put your hand in me until I cum...Make me cum with your mouth, please! Come here baby, I need you. It's not nice to leave a girl all hot and bothered." Wow, nobody could ever make you feel more welcome! Meanwhile, Krystal seductively dances on screen in a variety of hot outfits. If you can tear your attention away from Krystal's image and words, you'll notice that there are four foreplay choices: Tongue, Fingers, Dildo, and Blowjob. Throughout foreplay, Angle One provides point-of-view (POV) video while Angle Two shows the action from the side or from below. If you choose "Tongue," you can lick her pussy while you stare up at her magnificent tits and her pretty face. Keep licking her until you want her to climax--shel'll cum whenever you want! Then, after you step back to admire your handiwork, eat her some more. If you choose "Fingers," you will shove one or two of your fingers deep inside her pussy to massage her g-spot while she encourages you with sweet (nice demeanor) or nasty (naughty demeanor) talk. You are really talented when it comes to finger fucking because her orgasm is, I think, the best of any segment on the disk. If you choose "Dildo," you get your chance to show Krystal how well you can wield a super-long blue dildo. You'll really enjoy the show as you watch her inner labia wink open and closed while you ream her to orgasm. After she cums, her pussy is so wet that her juices ooze out and drip down her tight asshole. If you dare, choose "Blowjob." When I interviewed Krystal a couple of years ago, she said her best sexual skill is fellatio. See if you agree as she gives you a very slobbery and noisy blowjob. I really liked watching the action from Angle Two because not only can you see her gobble your dick, but you can also savor her sculpted tits. As always, of course, Angle One is POV--you'll want to make sure you pop in this angle. Let Krystal suck your rod as long as you want. Then, click "Cum on Cue." When Krystal is in her "Naughty" mood, you deposit your whole load in her mouth so she can swallow it (it's a Fake Internal Popshot--FIP). Oddly, when Krystal is playing "Nice," you really do pop on her tongue and face (the only "real" popshot on the disk). Then she'll suck you dry--"You taste SO good!"--while turning her big brown eyes toward you. Don't forget to use both camera angles--it really enhances the viewing experience--and savor both Krystal's "Nice" and "Naughty" demeanors.
Be sure to check out all the previous scenarios before having sex with Krystal. And, be sure to enjoy each of the sexual positions with both camera angles (Angle One is POV while Angle Two is either a close-up or different angle). Once you've savored Krystal as she strips, masturbates, and engages in foreplay with you, go ahead and choose "Sex" from the Main Menu. Krystal wants you real bad. While she dances erotically, she teases, "It's time to put your cock inside me. This is where it gets really good. Fucking you is what I live for! The longer I wait, the better I get. I'm really horny and I want to fuck you...NOW!" Krystal really knows how to make my blood boil! I hope you'll feel the same.
As soon as you're ready, choose to fuck her pussy in one--or all four--available positions: missionary, doggie, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl. Remember to experience each position using both camera angles and in Krystal's "Nice" and "Naughty" demeanors.
During the sex scenes, the action is provided in "loops." As soon as a segment is finished, your DVD player will "loop" back to the beginning of the segment and play it over and over. However, on occasion, depending upon how well you've fucked Krystal, the video transitions to an alternate loop during which Krystal has a massive orgasm. So, if you fuck her long enough--and hard enough--you're sure to make Krystal cum (the feature is known as the "random response generator and is really effective). Whatever you do, don't give up until Krystal cums. Her orgasms are worth the wait! Missionary: Krystal really seems to enjoy the in-and-out action. To make you pop, she strokes you until you have a computer-generated orgasm (it's a nice looking ejaculation, but no semen lands anywhere) while she wantonly stares at you with her big brown eyes.
Doggie is the perfect position to enjoy Krystal's pretty ass, tight asshole, and gnarly tailbone tattoo. Damn, I'd really like to put my tongue between her cheeks! Hell, I'd like it even more if I could stick my cock in there, too! In both "Naughty" and "Nice" roles, you pull out of her pussy and electronically pop on her ass cheeks. Then, you stick your cock back inside and continue to pound her. Angle One is POV, while Angle Two is close-up.
Cowgirl: Krystal is extremely energetic as she wildly fucks your cock while you lay back and enjoy the ride. She looks so fucking hot that it's amazing! In her "Nice" persona, Krystal grinds your cock. Even better, her "Naughty" persona fucks the shit out of you. When it's time for you to pop, Krystal lifts herself off your cock and jacks you until you electronically cum. Then, insatiable Krystal shoves your dick back inside her and fucks you some more.
Reverse Cowgirl is my favorite. In Angle One, which is POV, you get to see Krystal's magnificent ass and bone-stiffening tattoo as she fucks you like the champion cowgirl she is. However, to make things even better, Krystal turns around to look at you. So, you can also savor her bouncing boobs, pretty face, and long, flowing, and blond hair. Angle Two provides closer-up footage focusing on her ass and pussy as it envelops your cock. To finish up, Krystal strokes your pussy-juice-soaked cock until you electronically cum while gazing into your eyes. Afterward, she mounts you again for even more in-and-out fun (the video loops back to the beginning so you can fuck her over and over again). If you choose "Bonus" from the Main Menu, a new menu allows you to watch a full 19-minute bonus Krystal Steal scene (from Naughty College School Girls #19), have mutual oral sex with Krystal in the 69 position (two angles are available in this awesome footage), check out a manually-operated photo gallery, watch trailers of other My Plaything releases, and view studio information. In addition, there's a seven plus minute Behind the Scenes featurette that contains photo-shoot video footage as well as a look at the filming of My Plaything: Krystal Steal. There's lots of fine footage highlighting Krystal's scrumptious body and fun-loving personality. To add even more value to the disk, there's an eight and one-half minute interview during which Krystal shows just how adorable she really is.
I really enjoyed My Plaything: Krystal Steal. Maybe it's because I have adored Krystal since the first time I saw her in a still photo shoot with her buddy Sky Lopez. However, I think there's more to it than that. Krystal really knows how to fuck virtually. I think there's only two other girls who have done as good a job: Jesse Jane (in Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane and Jewel de Nyle (in My Plaything: Jewel de Nyle).
Over the years, I've given a lot of thought as to how to evaluate virtual sex DVDs from a sex perspective. I've come to the conclusion that there are really three variables that determine, at least to me, whether I'll enjoy a virtual sex experience: 1) the beauty of the girl and whether or not I'd like to be with her; 2) the girl's performance and whether it is believable or not; and 3) the believability of the male cumshots.
With regards to Krystal's appearance, I think she's volcanic. I love her big and bountiful sculpted tits; her bald-shaven pussy; her proud and prominent nipples; her beautiful, yet playful, face; her big brown eyes; her very skilful mouth (both her wicked vocabulary and her fellatio skills); and her overall mischievousness. In My Plaything: Krystal Steal, Krystal acts, perhaps, a bit too sultry. I prefer her mischievous side, the part of her personality that is so evident in her interview in this DVD's Extras. On the other hand, Krystal's nasty persona is dick stiffening and her nasty talk is very motivating. Of course, I'd LOVE to fuck her! Five stars!
Regarding Krystal's performance: it takes forever to shoot one of these virtual sex experiences. In addition, the demands that are placed on the girl's sexual stamina and libido are significant. (Truth be told, this type of filmmaking is hard on the crew as well!) To her credit, Krystal ALWAYS appears sultry, desirable, and oh-so-willing during each scenario. Her body is always perfectly delectable. She's nasty and, without a doubt, horny as hell in each segment. One must also understand that the performer needs to "cum" many times during the experience. I don't know about you and your female partner, but I know it's hard for me to make my woman cum volcanically multiple times during a lovemaking session. Krystal has to "cum" dozens of times in order to complete all the scenarios. Obviously, her acting ability may have come into play (a la Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally) . The trick is for the performer to make the viewer think she's really cumming. To her credit, Krystal doesn't overact: sometimes she cums hard, other times soft and sweet. Frankly, I don't know if she was faking. That means she did a great job. Five stars!
The major issue with virtual sex disks is always the male cumshots. Simply put, a guy CANNOT fake it. This movie uses patently phony digital cum that "shoots" out of the guy's cock but doesn't land anywhere. At first glance, the cumshots look somewhat real. The trajectories are realistic as are the apparent volumes of semen being ejected from the guy's cock. However, semen must land somewhere! I only saw a puddle of cum once: in the "Nice" blowjob. So, I must conclude that all the rest of the cumshots are fake. I must say this: someone must have spent a LOT of time studying cumshots to make such believable ejaculations through digital animation! Sadly, there's usually nothing for Krystal to play with or let dribble down her flesh. You may disagree with me. However, I truly believe that the best solution to this dilemma, at least so far, as been the internal popshots in Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane. Internal popshots can be realistically faked by injecting a white liquid, like coconut cream, into the woman's vagina and then letting it dribble out. Even if we concede that these internal popshots are fake, they still look realistic enough for the viewer to suspend reality. Three stars!
Video (technical): Most everything is perfect! There are two camera angles available throughout the experience. The video is 16 X 9 widescreen with navigation buttons positioned above and below the picture. The camera angles are perfect and so are the lighting and editing. Even the two cameras are color balanced the same! That's noteworthy. Five stars!
Audio (technical): The audio, whether it be Krystal's moans and groans, her dialog (naughty or nice), or the sounds of her toys, is flawless. There's no music during the scenes (except during Krystal's strip sequence) to interfere with the sounds of sex. Five stars!
Extras: See my commentary in the "Review" section. Four and one-half stars.
Aesthetics: Some virtual sex experiences have been filmed with stark-black backgrounds to highlight only the performer. Others have been filmed with green backgrounds that are replaced during postproduction with dubbed-in (and obviously fake) backgrounds. Sometimes, the girl is simply naked throughout. My plaything Krystal Steal, in contrast, was filmed in gorgeous real-life locations. Even better, Krystal's outfits and makeup (including hair) changes from scenario to scenario. So, it seems as if you're with Krystal in different places on different days. The musical soundtrack during Krystal's strip sequence is perfect support for a gorgeous girl acting oh-so-seductively. Four and one-half stars.
Average sex rating: 4.70
Average video rating: 5.00
Average audio rating: 5.00
Average production values rating: 4.50
Extras rating: 4.50
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.94
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)