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Big Ass Crackers
Evil Angel/John Leslie Productions
Director: John Leslie
Cast: Alexis Texas, James Deen, Allie Haze, Denis Marti, Tony DeSergio, Nikki Sexx, Monica Santhiago, Erik Everhard, Gracie Glam, Christian Clay
Length: 163:45 minutes
Alexis Texas with James Deen
Date of Production: 2010
Extras: The extras were kind of weak this time, containing a cast list, a biography, four short photogalleries, a popshot recap, limited filmographies of some of the gals, and a set of trailers.
Audio/Video Quality: Big Ass Crackers was shot in the usual anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 ratio offering as presented by director John Leslie for Evil Angel. The MPEG-2 encoded flick had a video bitrate hovering around the 3.2 Mbps area when I checked, the grain and other visual elements on the weak side at times but not consistently so as in many past efforts, the composition of the camera work enhancing the looks of the ladies in almost all cases. Like most directors, John provides his own set of distinctive quirks to the technical side of things, this time minimizing some of the panning and bumpy movement while making sure that not all the shots were done in extreme close up. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio track (in 192 Kbps) was as basic as gonzo porn came be, with limited talking going on outside of John's own directions in the background. The cast could be heard moaning & groaning but this was definitely a limited selection based on audio quality.
Monica Santhiago and Nikki Sexx with Erik Everhard
Body of Review: John Leslie has long been one of the more artistic directors distributed by Evil Angel, preferring to let his casts loose and work within certain parameters rather than micromanage them position by position. The resulting scenes can be hit or miss but at least they do not typically look like they were formula driven as is so often the case in the industry. His latest flick to make it my way is Big Ass Crackers, the four lengthy scenes focusing on providing ample amounts of tease centering on the ladies asses more than anything else. In terms of what I expected out of the movie, I knew that using such award winning rumps as those on Alexis Texas, Monica Santhiago, and Gracie Glam, could not hurt the strokability and replay value but John is a trickster when it comes to looking past industry conventions even if it lowers the impact of his movies for the majority of consumers interested in what he makes. Such is the double edged sword of shooting what pleases the director over what he thinks the audience wants, John typically coming out ahead of the pack most times.
The company website described the movie like this: "For Big Ass Crackers, director John Leslie has assembled a stellar cast of lovelies both lustable and lustful. Mr. Leslie's camera and the girls' studs pay special attention to their prominent, comely rumps - in each of four luxuriously lensed scenes, the girls get their asses greased up to glossy slickness so their cheeks and cracks can cradle cocks for deep massages that look striking on screen. Alexis Texas, whose stunningly round rear defines female ass perfection, gets her deep anal cleavage splayed for oral worship. Back arched for a doggie-style fuck, her jumbo cheeks protrude. When she rides prick, her hefty hams bounce spectacularly in contrast with her thin waist, till her god-sculpted butt is plastered with cream. Cheeky cutie Allie Haze takes on two cocks, grunting and moaning through a hot fuck that produces enough cream to coat both of her cheeks. Brazilian Monica Santhiago and big-assed Nikki Sexx nearly bury Erik Everhard in lust and deep ass cleavage; Monica takes a serious butt-fuck, and between cock stabs, Nikki nuzzles and rims her tender anus. Model-class beauty Gracie Glam may look refined, but in the throes of fucking her animated body language and lustful eyes reveal a smoldering, insatiable sexuality. And Gracie's ass is as pretty as her face." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Alexis Texas, the blond hotty featured on the front cover wearing her pink stretch pants, was up first as she engaged in a lot of booty tease bent over a chair. Her legion of fans will appreciate that her sweet ass was shown walking through the house, up some stairs, and with varying amounts of clothing propping up her cheeks, James Deen entering the picture about 12 minutes into the movie to be shown admiring her ass with his hands and mouth. She smothered him with her ass cheeks and he oiled her up, the two actively boning as her labia engulfed his rod. Alexis went all out this time and it was one of her best recent performances, the illusion of chemistry provided and enhanced by the manner in which she slobbed his juice-laden knob as she maintained eye contact. This continued until he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her ass cheeks, Alexis smiling at the effect she had on the lad.
Scene Two: Allie Haze, a less curvy brunette wearing a skimpy black dress, was up next as she walked up some stairs into a room where both Denis Marti and Tony DeSergio were waiting for her on a couch. She dropped to her knees to blow them in alternating fashion, seducing them with her eyes as she leaned forward to excite them. Allie then provided the delayed tease but the men wanted inside of her so they walked over and began feeling her up and servicing her orally. Some oil was applied to her ass and the men took turns screwing her pussy while she blew the alternating partners. This was a far less active ride though and the men, having used her up as it were, jerked out some modest amounts of population pudding to her ass cheeks.
Scene Three: Nikki Sexx and Monica Santhiago, the two curvy ladies featured on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, were up next on the deck overlooking the valley while wearing gray stretch pants and bikini tops. The sun definitely helped with the accuracy of the fleshtones and there was enough detail to show every aspect of their bodies, the gals initially teasing with each other on the windy day. Monica was bigger but Nikki seemed more inherently playful, the two double teaming studly Erik Everhard on the deck as he joined in on the fun. Nikki started out by stroking him as he embraced Monica but he could not resist planting his face between their respective ass cheeks, the trio moving inside to continue before the penetrative sex began. Both ladies showed some chops at actively riding his pecker, Nikki choking Monica and both gals assisting in the game plan that included some face smothering. Monica did anal and there was taste testing, those fabulous ass cheeks rippling delightfully as she pushed back to meet his thrusts. Nikki showed more chemistry while Monica showed more showmanship, Nikki doing the honors of jerking him off on Monica's ass and offering some post coital head to end the action.
Scene Four: Gracie Glam, an attractive young brunette with a solid ass, was up last as she pawed the package of Christian Clay on a balcony, his Calvin Klein underwear showing signs of appreciation when she gave him a short lap dance. That was followed by a slow and seductive hummer, the gal teasing him orally before her tight striped shorts were pulled down to get her ass oiled up. The oil really looked good on her and she began massaging his pecker with her ass cheeks, Christian soon pounding her pussy in various forms of penetrative action that centered mainly on doggy variations. There was some rimming and she was modestly active, the scene far from her best in terms of action level and chemistry but certainly not her worst either. As expected, this caused the mope to bust a nut of spew on her ass cheeks, the ending credits following.
Summary: Big Ass Crackers by director John Leslie for Evil Angel had a range of strokable material including a fair amount of tease to merit a rating of Recommended or better depending on how much you like the cast. It was far from perfect but the guy still has the acumen to know what works most of the time and his casting of the ladies was as inspired as usual here. Alexis Texas, Nikki Sexx, and Monica Santhiago were the best of the bunch this time but even the technical deficiencies did not hamper the stroke value or replay much. In short, Big Ass Crackers was another example of why John Leslie is still employed in the jizz biz, the combination of technical expertise and capacity for showcasing the ladies a notch above many of his peers in the industry.
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