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Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/27/10

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Official To Catch A Predator Parody

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Sitcum Porn Parody, Cougar/MILF

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Julia Ann, James Deen, Mellanie Monroe, Anthony Rosano, Raylene, India Summer, Chris Johnson, Dyanna Lauren, Alex Gonz
Non-sex role: Nate Liquor

Length: 122:34 minutes

Julia Ann with James Deen

Date of Production: 1/18/2010

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, and a short Behind the Scenes feature lasting 12:31 minutes (James Deen's $500 offer the funniest thing going).

Condoms: None

Mellanie Monroe with Anthony Rosano

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Audio/Video Quality: Official To Catch A Predator Parody was presented in a solid 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance, this version presented in 480 resolution using the MPEG-2 codec with the video bitrate hovering around the 5.8 Mbps area when spot checked. While Mike has long been one of the top talents directing porn, his employers have not generally seen fit to give him the resources to compete in the feature market, even the wildly popular sitcum market, despite his proven ability to make people laugh. Well, this has changed of late with Mike tackling technical directing jobs for the folks at Pop Porn, their titles almost always impressing me as being better than generic sitcum copies of shows that are "pornified", at least in terms of humor and replay value. His ability to bitch slap most competitors in terms of quality of technical expertise and poking fun at topics now established, Mike was given the go-ahead to try his hand in the genre with this flick. The look of the show and mannerisms were not precisely copied or paid homage to but poked fun at and pornified like only Mike seems able to do, making this one of my favorites to date (despite rumors that it was shot on the cheap and quickly). The minor visual elements not looking as crystal clear as usual managed to look a lot more like the show than expected, the sex handled very well indeed and the composition of the camera angles flattering to the ladies. The audio appeared to be a slight step up from the generic fodder on the market today too, using the same 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 48 kHz sampling rate and 256 Kbps aural bitrate but combining the background noise and cheesy elements needed to best parody the original show. In that sense, the original show sounds lame to begin with so Mike polished up the proverbial turd to make this a winner in spite of the original in my estimation, kudos to the director for going all out.

Raylene with James Deen

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is one of the better known gonzo production companies, also producing some of the best sex toys via their Evolved Novelties subsidiary. Over the last year, the company has tried finding a secure niche in these uncertain times, expanding into parodies via director Mike Quasar who, along with Nate Liquor and some fellows from Pop Porn, have started a movement to move past cheesy parodies and into the realm of comedy porn; a hybrid with strokable sex but also lots of laughs for those of us aware how the two genres really can live together. As the fates may have it, Mike still provides technical expertise to others at the company and still finds time to make other projects, his latest a clever look at predatory hotties chasing down younger men in the form of Official To Catch A Predator Parody. Unlike the original Dateline NBC series that sucked so hard it was forced off the airwaves, this one focuses on people older than 18 having a good time, the cougars chasing men somewhat younger than them a lot more palatable than the pedophile orientation of the original show. With babes like Julia Ann, Raylene, and India Summer (to name a few), I had high expectations of the show with regard to the revised premise and how heated the sex might be. The back cover described the movie like this: "In this XXX spin on the popular television show, oversexed cock-hungry MILFs scour the internet for younger "barely legal" playthings to pound their seasoned snatches. Well, not so fast you predatory pole snatchers - we've set up a sting operation that catches every crazed cock-sucking, perverted pussy pounding and frenetic ass fucking - on video. Imagine the shock and surprise when these predatory pumas get busted for their potentially felonious fucking ways. If you've ever seen the television show, have a hankering for hardcore sex or like to watch the sexiest nastiest MILFs in XXX get their bottoms busted... you'll love To Catch A Predator XXX - MILFs Get Busted." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

India Summer

Scene One: Julia Ann, the gorgeous woman featured on the front cover of the production, was up first as a cheating wife trying to pick up James Deen. The dialogue was actually pretty funny, supporting the director's contention that Anthony Rosano is among the best actors in the industry at this writing (a point I routinely disagree with after seeing his work for other companies by the way). In any case, when faced with a choice of leaving or having sex with James, she chose to jump his bones, the two pawing at each other on the large bed with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. That the two had a surprising amount of chemistry helped make this a winner of a scene, the guy going down on her before she blew him and they vaginally bumped uglies. Julia also did some taste testing between positions but her active riding skills made this a killer scene altogether, the ending wad of genetic juice landing on her mouth and tits.

Dyanna Lauren

Scene Two: Mellanie Monroe, playing a housewife with bountiful breasts, was surprised by husband Anthony Rosano, who as the show's host could not keep his television show separate from his home life. It was actually a cute twist on the concept, the anal retentive guy producing a transcript of their conversation last night to get his way and have her blow him. Her oral skills were nicely polished and she proved she could slob a knob with the best of them. While his pecker may not have provided a big challenge to the lady, she rebounded nicely to show she could not only actively ride his cock but appear to have a good time while doing so. He gave her ass a few licks too, the gal spreading her cheeks while kneeling on the black leather ottoman, the enjoyment factor by both of them leading to him rubbing out a nut of population pudding to her face.

Scene Three: Raylene, playing "Mildred Hanover", the wife of a bond trader that couldn't keep up with her needs, her "Ewok" apparel throwing off decoy James Deen as she crept around the kitchen. Anthony confronted her and she dropped her story about an egg timer, James quite pleased when she took off her jacket. Given the choice, she caved in and had sex with the fellow, climbing into bed with him where they kissed and pawed like a couple of teenagers. Her fleshy ass looked good with the thong panties riding up the crack, her oral skills tested several times between the intermittent vaginal positions. As with most of her recent works during this "the real estate market sucks, I need a paycheck" comeback tour, she was a passive rider during the penetrative sex, the blowjob and other oral tributes far and away her best work of the show. The scene eventually ended when James jerked off along her torso with his seed unleashed as far up as her head (eye pop time) though most of it went to her tits and hand.

Scene Four: India Summer, a lean babe with black hair and smoking legs, was up next as "Jezebel Pratt", the gal skipping right to it by disrobing in the kitchen until confronted by the host instead of scene partner Chris Johnson. The dialogue was funny once again and India led Chris to the living room where she dropped to her knees to inhale his manhood, vigorously working the cock while complimenting him on his size. She nuzzled his balls and jumped on his dick too, the vaginal sex interrupted for him to get a chance to taste her a bit too. The active screwing gave the appearance of her being into the scene, taking his facial of semen before it all closed up.

Scene Five: Dyanna Lauren, a familiar blond with a husband as hairy as a wookie but hung like a hamster, was up last in a scene with Alex Gonz. She removed her trench coat to reveal sheer black lingerie as she stammered out a series of babbling comments, repeatedly waving at the hidden cameras to revive her career. Nate Liquor played her husband and she was all over Alex on the purple couch, his love of her huge implants shown before they kissed or got really busy with their mutual oral and vaginal penetration. He ate her out first after he removed her panties, spreading her legs to gain greater access. Dyanna's over the top moans were not the worst I've seen from her though she did seem outclassed by most of her peers in this particular fuck flick. She gave him a hummer after a short bout of vaginal boning, the couple going back at each other to screw immediately afterwards. Once they finished up, Alex gave a tiny pop shot to her mouth, showing he must have worked at least one scene earlier the day this was shot but at least she gave him some post coital head.

Summary: Official To Catch A Predator Parody by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance proved that humor and heated sex scenes can coexist in a movie, Julia Ann, Mellanie Monroe, and India Summer providing the best bits sexually while Anthony's role added just the right touch to make this one Highly Recommended. There was a lot of replay value, strokability, and chemistry to elevate the movie but the comedic clips pushed it up that extra notch, proving Mike's material can enhance a movie like Official To Catch A Predator Parody, his best work still to come.

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