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Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/23/10

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Official Jersey Shore Parody

Zero Tolerance/PopPorn

Genre: Sitcum porn parody

Director: Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton, Nate Liquor & Mike Quasar

Cast: Lexi Love, Mikey Butders, Sara Sloane, James Deen, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Reed, Ann Marie Rios, Mick Blue, Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Anthony Rosano, Mark Wood
Non-sex roles by Melonie Monroe, Tommy Gunn, Mike Pacino, Spock Buckton, Nate Liquor, others not credited

Length: 139:56 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: First up came a bonus scene lasting 21:57 minutes between Melonie Monroe and Tommy Gunn, the cool thing being it was shot specifically for the movie and not a tacked on old scene so popular with production companies to offer fans. It seems to have been cut from the movie for a couple of reasons but it was not a bad scene at all. This was followed by a short 3:08 minute long feature called "The Situation Goes To Vegas" where Spock introduces some of the cast (in character no less) to Jessica Drake and Alektra Blue at the 2010 AEE (for humorous results). There was a photogallery and some trailers too but the best extra for fans will be the 88:16 minute long Behind the Scenes feature (which was as long as the entire "other" version of the movie). It showcased most of the cast and crew, lots of surprise guests having fun too (Mike Quasar in great form too).

Condoms: None

Lexi Love

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Audio/Video Quality: Official Jersey Shore Parody was presented in an anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 as shot by directors Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton & Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The standard definition version was encoded in MPEG-2 as expected and the video bitrate tended toward the high side with 5.7 Mbps when I spot checked it several times. Mike again took care of the technical side of things with him and Nate Liquor handling the cameras, the look of the sex scenes as clear as any gonzo productions by the company while the dialogue spoofed the mainstream shit show fairly well, not paying homage but skewering it far better than the competition did. The lighting was proper to ensure the colors and fleshtones coming across well with the minimal video noise & grain never invoking scrutiny since they were under control. The camera angles and editing in post production by Mike enhanced the look of the ladies too, resulting in just the right balance of what one should expect for this type of movie. The audio was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital Monaural English, the sampling rate clocking in at 48 kHz with the audio bitrate set at 192 Kbps. The voices were balanced nicely so the overall aural experience on the modest side as expected but better than average compared to recent releases.

Sara Sloane with James Deen

Body of Review: My Jersey Shore XXX review seems to have revived a debate about a similar effort by the talented trio of Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton & Mike Quasar, their spoof version by Zero Tolerance clearly superior on all levels. I call them like I see them and the bottom line is that the Official Jersey Shore Parody was enhanced by the efforts of the Pop Porn creative mindset, perhaps not as terribly amusing as their original productions but a far sight better than the cheaply made crapper in question. Rather than pay tribute to a beloved show as some riding the parody wave have, the guys tear into the lame reality show with all sorts of insights, the sex greatly upgraded by the great cast. Whichever one of these flicks you prefer though, the resulting target sure was taken down a few notches, rightfully so in my limited experience of watching it for this review. Those that usually don't appreciate the sitcum porn parody genre might want to give this version a look though, the irritating cast mimicked to the point of true satire with a modest story about one of the leading ladies having trouble finding any guys interested in her wanton desires (even calling her "snaggletooth"). The back cover described the movie like this: "What happens when some of today's biggest stars of porn get down and dirty Jersey style? An all out porn-tastic, parody masterpiece of epic proportions. Watch as the characters that you've come to love and loathe get down and dirty and show you what it's really like to be a Jersey whore. Starring Kagney Linn Karter, Sarah Sloane, Kristina Rose, Ann Marie Rios, Lexi Love, and featuring Lisa Ann, this XXX parody of the smash television hit is sure to keep your fists (and dicks) banging all night! Also starring Melonie Monore, Mike Pacino, James Deen, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Mark Wood, Anthony Rosano and Rocco Reed." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kagney Linn Karter

Scene One: Lexi "Samantha" Love, a sleek hotty well suited for any sexually promiscuous character role, was up first as she decided that she didn't want to cheat on her boyfriend but still wanted Mikey "Ronnie" Butders, decided that anal sex wasn't cheating. He pulled her shorts up her ass crack to orally attack it, encouraging her to slob his knob in reciprocation. Both stayed in character during the sex and Lexi provided one of her world renowned hummers, stroking him off as he asked while she engulfed his pecker with her lips. While the couple moved into various vaginal positions after that (despite the dialogue), she was an active rider that did give up the ass to him. He slowly porked her butt as she moaned in pleasure, soon rubbing out a wad of genetic juice to her mouth as a result.

Ann Marie Rios

Scene Two: Sara "Jwowww" Sloane, a curvy babe under contract to the company, was up next as she cheated with James "Pauly D." Deen in the bedroom; her pink bra revealing her ample titties as much as her matching thong showcased why he was so eager to go down on her. He ate her ass and He did her in doggy and she turned around to blow him, even giving him a titty fuck to enhance the experience. There was more vaginal and oral from the pair, both showing some chemistry together as they bumped uglies to her moaning and dirty talk. This continued as she elicited his rubbed out load of population pudding to her mouth, Sara scooping it up for swallowing like a seasoned performer.

Kristina Rose

Scene Three: Kagney Linn Karter, a gorgeous blond with a curvy body, was up next at the club as men crowded around her to see her do Mikey "Ronnie" Butders and Rocco "The Situation" Reed at the same time. Her black and white animal print dressed was hiked up so Mikey could bone her, the gal entranced with the prospect of blowing Rocco at the same time. The rest of the scene showed them trading places on her, the active lady showing them that she could handle everything they sent her way. She diddled herself and showed some chemistry, the enthusiastic tryst too much for Mikey to handle as he launched a load into her mouth early, Rocco following up with a booty drop as he tossed off on her incredible ass.

Lisa Ann

Scene Four: Ann Marie "Angelina" Rios, a fine little lady herself, bent over and bared it for Mick Blue, the uptight character he played barely able to handle her aggressive advances. She slapped him around and tore off his clothing to reveal his manhood, the gal slowly licking his shaft as she cranked up the heat. This included a hand assisted hummer with spitting, Ann maintaining eye contact as if gauging her performance to control him. Her blue jean shorts stuck up in the air as she knelt before him too, the lengthy hummer nearly depleting him of seed before she took a break to press her ass against his face. She then actively rode the cock and blew him to completion, the cute gal jerking him off as she kept him under her dominance.

The most welcome ending to a sitcum on record.

Scene Five: Kristina "Snookums" Rose, grabbing onto the first men she could trap, and hotty MILF Lisa Ann, helping her with the task, took on "officer" Mark Wood, Mick Blue, James Deen, and Anthony "Vinnie" Rosano, in a living room orgy. Initially, James and Anthony were the focal points of the ladies' attention, the rest joining in as the scene progressed. The lead in was funny and both gals showed why they are at the height of their respective popularity, Kristina more actively riding the cock (even doing anal) but Lisa certainly no slacker as she helped milk the men dry too. There were titty pops and facials, Kristina preferring her semen orally but both seemingly well worth the wait.

Summary: Official Jersey Shore Parody by directors Brian Bangs, Spock Buckton & Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was fun, funny, and full of fucking the way it should have been. While it did not provide as much of a creative experience as the original shows released by the creative team, it did an excellent job skewering the reality television show while providing strokable porn with lots of replay value so I rated it as Highly Recommended. In short then, Official Jersey Shore Parody was superior to Jersey Shore XXX in every way I could think of from the casting, the sex, the technical values, and the extras, the show a decided step apart from the usual sitcums released by most companies. While this was the best choice between the two parodies of the show, it also managed to work outside of the limitations of the genre thanks to hardcore gonzo sex. Good job!

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