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Kagney Linn Karter Superhero Sex Therapist
Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist
Genre: Kagney Linn Karter, Vignette
Director: Mike Quasar
Cast: Kagney Linn Karter, Ashli Orion, Rocco Reed, Jackie Daniels, Randy Spears, Raquel Devine, James Deen, Sarah Vandella (as Sara Sloane), Anthony Rosano, Lexi Stone, Taylor Vixen
Length: 137:04 minutes
Kagney Linn Karter and Ashli Orion with Rocco Reed
Date of Production: 2009
Extras: The best extra was the 12:28 minute long set of stripteases as advertised on the back cover. Not all of the ladies did one and they were too short but I enjoyed them all the same. Once Again, the next best extra was the 6:20 minute long Behind the Scenes feature in the form of an "interview" with Kagney Linn Karter. It gave some minor insights regarding the show but I would have appreciated a true BTS even more. There was also a photogallery and cumshot recap, a number of trailers tossed in too (with the case covered by a slipcover mirroring the front and back covers).
Jackie Daniels and Randy Spears
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Audio/Video Quality: Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480i resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of Mike's works in the past, the overall look straightforward even with a minimal nod to soft focus a few times. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I commend the company for upgrading to some high end cameras awhile back, Mike ensuring that Kagney looked her best in all situations. The bitrate tended to hover around the 5.2 Mbps mark most of the time I paid any attention to it (but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard). The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them finding Mike's technical expertise matching the right look to make them look their best. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 256 Kbps rate with the 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers, Mike heard a couple of times in the background (most noticeably during the kissing portion of the last scene).
Raquel Devine and James Deen
Body of Review: Mike Quasar is not just a director for Third Degree but a part time comedian as well. While most of his humor derives from his drinking habits or his wife (or how he drinks because of his wife), he has long been one of the funniest social commentators in the porn industry as well. This makes him the perfect choice to director oddball porn comedies such as Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist, a set of five scenes with couples needing a little help in the bedroom by the titular heroine. The catchy title aside, Kagney is one of the hottest ladies in porn these days so having her participate in most of the scenes made sense, the thinly veiled excuse allowing for a bit of silly humor to be employed to help mask that the setups were otherwise kind of flimsy (but this is porn and most people consider dialogue to be fast forward fodder; a term coined by Mike years ago). Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Sara Sloane with Anthony Rosano
Scene One: Kagney Linn Karter, the blond babe on the front cover, was up first as a sex therapist teaching Ashli Orion the basics of sex, initially blowing Rocco Reed in bed. Kagney took off her suitcoat to allow her opened white shirt give a glimpse of her half-bra held tits. Ashli kept looking at the camera but was otherwise pretty decent at giving head too, just not on Kagney's level of expertise. The knob slobbing by both ladies resulted in them taking their clothing off (Ashli wearing pink shorts and a blue top) and turning the tables on Rocco, the man going down on them with Kagney enjoying it a lot more. The trio then went through a series of vaginal penetrations, the teaching effort getting less lip service as time went on. Rocco eventually bust a nut of genetic juice on her face and mouth, cumswapping it with Kagney a few times to end the lesson.
Lexi Stone and Taylor Vixen
Scene Two: Jackie Daniels, a sexy brunette with great looks and a curvy body, was up next as the junior partner of aging lothario Randy Spears, their age difference described as an "old geezer" and a "young slut." After getting some advice from Kagney, they met half way and kissed at length, the heavily tattooed Jackie actively blowing Randy with some minimal help from our favorite therapist. Randy skipped reciprocating in favor of pounding Jackie's pussy in bed though, her energy levels as splendid as ever as she bounced on his pecker in various positions (the modified cowgirl being her best). There was some taste testing and displays of Jackie's awesome flexibility, the scene ending when Randy rubbed out a nut of population pudding as he had a stroke.
Scene Three: Raquel Devine, playing a "horny old broad" MILF wearing a garish green animal print outfit with black boots, was up next with hotty Kagney Linn Karter, and her much junior partner James Deen. Kagney's advice was for him to show Raquel that he was a man, advice many have probably given him since his entry into the industry. He took it and it turned Raquel on, her neon blue corset enhancing her looks as they kissed, James going down on her at length while Kagney spewed generic advice to both of them. "Big Joe" shoved his dick down her throat to the best of his abilities but streamers aside, she held onto it for dear life, which limited how far down it could go (Kagney masturbating all the while). The sloppy hummer led to Raquel taking him inside of her pussy, Kagney getting a few bones of her own by the guy but his focus being on Raquel on the light blue couch. Raquel was the more active of the two ladies here, eventually draining his ball batter when he jerked it off to her face.
Scene Four: Sarah Vandella (as Sara Sloane), was up next as an obnoxious porn star needing Kagney Linn Karter to assist with Anthony "fan boy" Rosano (they met at a porn convention) have "normal" sex. Calling Sara a "whore" and Anthony a "loser", she decided he needed to man up with a porn name suitable for his many hand to gland experiences. They soon attacked one another on the black couch, Sara's red outfit tossed aside as she cranked up the performer stereotype to the max, Kagney masturbating in the background while barking orders. Sara was especially aggressive here with her wonderful blowjob, the mope taking a long time to get erect even as she kept eye contact with him. Kagney gave a little head but Sara wanted him inside of her pussy so they actively banged just as hard as the oral was, some PTM displayed between positions. Sara's ass jiggled a lot and she looked sweet as he plowed her deep, the facial resulting in some satisfaction as his smallish load went down her hatch.
Scene Five: Lexi Stone, Taylor Vixen, and Kagney Linn Karter, were up last in a lesbian tryst on a wildly colored couch, Kagney providing some guidance in lesbian action (once they moved to the smaller red couch). They held a discussion about the wonders of pussy and ended up going down on each other after the kissing, some fingering enhanced once the Evolved Novelties toys were used to stimulate the coochie internally. It was generally a softer scene all around but the trio shared some chemistry together, the long slow licks helping them get off.
Summary: Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree had just enough comedic dialogue to work as something other than a gonzo fuck flick, the sexual interactions in the movie occasionally held back by a lack of chemistry between the performers. Kagney herself showed some potential for comedy and I hope others exploit it more thoroughly but the strokability and replay value earned the effort a rating of Recommended all the same. In short, Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist one upped several previous "sex therapist" titles I've reviewed in the past not just thanks to the lead hotty but also due to the manner in which the action took place, the technical qualities of the show shining by comparison to those "wannabe" efforts so check it out.
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