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Studio: Vivid » Review by
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Review Date: 12/30/09
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Director: B. Skow
Cast: Nikki Jayne, Mr. Pete, Missy Stone, Dane Cross, Magdalena St. Michaels, Jerry, Billy Glide, Erik Everhard, Faye Reagan, Danny Mountain
Non-sex roles by Shylar Cobi, Mike Maravich, Stomper LTP, Traci Kawasaki
Length: 231:34 minutes
Nikki Jayne and Mr. Pete
Date of Production: 7/14/2009
Extras: The best extra was the 9:30 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Mike Maravich that included a lot of Nikki Jayne footage. There was also a photogallery and some trailers, the usual Vivid commercials and positions room for each scene. There were no bonus scenes included as listed on the front cover though, at least unless you include Nikki's solo scene between #2 and #3 on the movie itself so I took a few points away from the final score to compensate, though it seems reasonable to point out the movie was far, far longer than anyplace online advertises as it clocks in at just under four hours by itself.
Audio/Video Quality: Sexquake was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec in 480 resolution. For those unfamiliar with his background, suffice it to say that his experience outside of porn is superior to many inside the industry and it shows up in his movies, including this one as shot in 1080i/60 high definition earlier this year, though presented in the SD format (for now). The lighting was well handled and this added to the pleasure of watching the gals in play as the lengthy scenes gave them enough freedom to explore their sexuality. The composition of the camera angles and lighting were almost always optimal this time, Skow seeing fit to try and enhance the look of the ladies at every turn as possible, Fletcher Martin editing the raw footage in a limited fashion (which worked for me). The fleshtones were accurate too and the DVD mastering was well done (the bitrate hovering around 4.1 Mbps), making it a mixed bag in terms of visual quality; leaning towards above average though the company watermark will be bothersome to many out there. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 256 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering with the vocals sounding flat and the music pretty decent. The aural qualities of the movie appeared to offer some separation and increased dynamic range, the vocals easily heard and mixed in with the ambient noises as well as music.
Magdalena St. Michaels
Body of Review: B. Skow has the best track record as a director at Vivid Entertainment than any of the company's long time staffers over the years, his works bringing them into the 21st century as far as I'm concerned. His latest release once again pairs him up with hotty Nikki Jayne, the man showcasing her in a feature-lite effort called Sexquake, lasting almost four hours. The back cover described the movie like this: "Poor little Nikki...she just can't get used to California style earthquakes. They make her so nervous all she can do is fuck. And in Sexquake, she does three scorching scenes, including an Erik Everhard anal you won't soon forget. Then there's Missy Stone's crazy anal...another amazing ass pounding. See one of the top hard-sex directors do his magic with porn's nastiest newcomer, Nikki Jayne. They'll have you shaking in your boots...and nothing else." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Nikki Jayne, the total babe blond featured on the front cover, was up first in a flimsy white dress, initially in bed before engaging Mr. Pete in a dance contest that showed just how sexy she can be. One thing led to another and they ended up on the couch, Pete's fingers digging for gold until he went down on her, Nikki appreciating his oral efforts enough to inhale his cock and titty fuck it until they went into a 69 position, each savoring the juices of the other. They then began boning vaginally in a number of positions, actively engaging one another as she demonstrated her aural appreciation, Nikki pushing back to meet his thrusts. The chemistry here was not as high as with later scenes but Nikki as a sexual animal truly got off on the pairing, strangely not including anal though Pete had fingered her asshole earlier. The ending nut of genetic juice landed on her face and chest, Nikki providing some post coital head to finish him off.
Nikki Jayne and Erik Everhard
Scene Two: Missy Stone, a beautiful "up and comer" brunette in the sitcum field, was up next with Dane Cross, the couple portraying "The Wacky Germans" complete with silly accents. Her skimpy fetish attire was appropriately black and he reminded me of a wannabe punk rocker, the couple landing in bed to go at it together. She slobbed his knob while kneeling before him and maintained eye contact, Dane consummating his oral skills on her as she quietly gave him access to her snatch. The vaginal screwing was generally active in most positions, Missy doing some taste testing before letting him in her ass as they slowed down. The ending wad of population pudding fell into her mouth when he jerked it off there, the insider joke cute at the very end of their tryst.
Faye Reagan with Danny Mountain
Scene Three: Magdalena St. Michaels, a curvy older brunette wearing her bra as Jerry went down on her in bed, was up next after a very short solo bout by Nikki in the bathroom. I didn't buy Magdalena as Nikki's mom for a second due to their relative ages (nor as a predatory cougar to Jerry) but her extra weight combined well with the theme of the scene to give it some basis in reality, her own hummer showing her wealth of experience with a pecker in her mouth. The slower pace of the oral led to a similar experience with the vaginal positions, Magdalena savoring the experience in a much more realistic manner than the other scenes (from my own experience). It seemed as though she really got off too, the proverbial icing on the cake as it were, Jerry unleashing his seed straight at her pussy to give her a near cream pie experience of sorts; one with some added chemistry between the players too!
Scene Four: Nikki Jayne, dressed in her sexy cover outfit (pink and white hooker garb), soon changing into a cheerleader costume to work with Billy Glide to gain her "exposure". If you've watched Nikki in the past, you'll know that she would look sexy in a burlap sack, but the neon pink garb truly made her stand out as a ball drainer; her beautiful eyes and nicely toned body always fetching. Her similarly colored thong crept up her perfect ass as they kissed, the gal removing her top so he couple play with her precious pecs. Billy then went down on her as he jerked off, Nikki giving him some aural encouragement as his tongue probed front and back on the couch. This led, of course, to her ravaging his pecker orally with all her might, the knob slobbing of his lifetime as Nikki gave him full service in a ball draining manner, even licking his ass as he jerked off. The oral by both of them was award winning enough but things escalated when it came to bumping uglies, Nikki embracing her inner whore to appreciate all there was coming from the guy and actively push back on his thrusts. Nikki let loose her juices too, a droplet landing on the camera lens (and Billy going down on her again), a few edit points missed but the scene otherwise looking good. Long before it all ended, they were covered in a light sheen of sweat too, Billy rubbing out a wad of spew to her from the pile driver position to coat her from one end to the other (Nikki providing some suitable head to end it).
Scene Five: Nikki Jayne, next up in her car as she was pulled over by "Officer Jake Pervo" played by Erik Everhard in his "authentic" gear, the fantasy aspects of their encounter balancing the comedy and sensual elements of the scene. He gave her some DWI tests and they were then shown going at it in an abandoned warehouse with her lips wrapped firmly around his rod sucking joyfully away. He smacked her ass and it was evident that she enjoyed sex on the rough side, the active vaginal plowing leading to active anal by the lady on the large white love seat. Nikki did ATM without hesitation and both were sweaty as could be (more than her last scene to be sure), the look of enchantment upon her face speaking volumes as to how much she wanted his dick back inside her ass. The scene continued with more penetration and oral, largely focusing on the vaginal but still showing her ass at work, Erik providing a realistic looking anal cream pie to suit her needs.
Scene Six: Faye Reagan, a popular redhead with a large mane of hair, was up next as a party girl with her pimp, Danny Mountain, at the local police station. Faye wore a light green dress and no underwear, dry humping the mope as Nikki watched from her seat. Faye took off her dress to blow him and did so while keeping eye contact, the couple doing a decent job (though hardy comparable to the action seen earlier by Nikki). The playful blowjob led to him going down on her briefly, the pair actively screwing vaginally in the creaky wooden chair. Her tits bounced as they accomplished what they set out to do, showcase their abilities soundly in a variety of vaginal positions with a lot of taste testing (mostly by Faye). The ending wad of semen landed on her face and mouth, the gal cleaning him up to close things out for the day.
Summary: Sexquake by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment was the latest company showcase for Nikki Jayne. The sex was plentiful and heated, the totality of the DVD package earning a rating of Highly Recommended from me. Clocking in at nearly four hours of hardcore smut with all the tease I could have hoped for, all the comedic dialogue my gal pal wanted, and all the Nikki Jayne any of us could have hoped for, the movie was another clear sign that Vivid is listening to fans and critics alike. With this kind of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value, I know even some of the haters should be silenced for the moment, the minor quirks of the presentation such that few would find fault here. In short, Sexquake will rock and sock your pants around your ankles, Nikki the perfect starlet to lighten your load repeatedly.
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