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Asian Strap: She Fuck U Long Time!
Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video
Genre: Female Domination (Fem-Dom), Asian Females
Director: Joey Silvera
Cast: Coco Velvett, Wolf Hudson, Kita Zen, Jessica Bangkok, Vin Deacon, Mia Lelani, Beti Hana, Asa Akira
Length: 196:59 minutes
Coco Velvett and Wolf Hudson
Date of Production: 2009
Extras: The only extras were three trailers, a cast list, filmographies, five photogalleries, a list of websites, and a cumshot recap from the scenes.
Kita Zen and Jessica Bangkok
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Audio/Video Quality: Asian Strap was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for distribution by Evil Angel in the usual standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen (the bitrate hovering around 3.3 Mbps but going even lower; explaining a few picture problems). The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were moderately solid. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer Wal-Mart lighting (harsh, flat, and plentiful) most of the time so this effort did not look like his best works. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio (at 192 Kbps) was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.
Body of Review: Now that director Joey Silvera is making more and more tranny flicks, I have seen less of his work at Evil Angel, his respective niche incorporating that and fem-dom titles at an increasing pace this year. In that last vein is Asian Strap: She Fuck U Long Time!, a set of five scenes with Asian women donning their biggest strap on dildos to nail the usual mopes, breaking them to their will more than breaking it off in them. The company website described the movie like this: "Kinky Uncle Joey spins off his wildly successful Strap Attack series with this tasty genre-crossing collection of plastic-wielding American-Asian wild girls out to wreak carnage on the anuses of whatever unwary sissy-boys cross their paths! Asian Strap: She Fuck You Long Time kicks off with cheerful Italian-Japanese Coco Velvett walking Wolf Hudson down the street blindfolded and on a leash, letting him beg before she takes him back to Joey's place and lets him eat her ass and bang her pussy before turning the tables. Then china-doll cutie Kita Zen teams up with big, loud and bouncy Jessica Bangkok to decimate Vin Deacon - after sucking his cock and taking it for a ride, of course. Wolf comes crawling back just in time to be sodomized by thick island princess Mia Leilani, who does a slick and sweaty poolside tease first, turning Wolf into her Man Friday before having her way with him. Newcomer Beti Hana is a tall Korean-American pin-up type who goes from Jekyll to Hyde once she gets behind Vin Deacon's ass, and Japanese-American starlet Asa Akira does her best to steal the show with a sexy, sensual domination session that has Wolf Hudson happy to be on his knees and all filled up!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that one condom was used for those still interested:
Beti Hana and Vin Deacon
Scene One: Coco Velvett, the gal on the middle of the right side of the front cover, was up first with Wolf Hudson, the lady providing a short interview before the "strange mix" gal walked him along the road like a dog. The heavily populated street showed how submissive he was, the couple moving inside where his blindfold kept him under her control before a kiss led to his eating her ass and vaginally plowing her. It was then his turn, Coco licking his cheek before fingering his ass and tossing his salad. She then started banging his ass with her strap on dildo while jerking him off, a blowjob helping to unleash his moderate amount of genetic juice (that she lapped up to share with him orally).
Scene Two: Kita Zen and Jessica Bangkok were up next testing fake cocks with Vin Deacon, their interview cut short before they started blowing him on a bed. The double teaming oral was pleasant and included a lot of ball sucking, both gals actively riding his cock for a short while until it was time to once again bone his backside. He orally worshipped their fake peckers and seemed to love doing so, the gals attentive enough lube him up with spit and slippery stuff before taking turns drilling him. They slapped his ass and he moaned with pleasure, going balls deep to satisfy his need for a cock in his ass. Jessica was nice enough to suck him off briefly while Kita was pounding him, Kita preferring to jerk him off instead. They finished him off with some oral when he started oozing population pudding, Kita cumswapping the remains to Jessica who deposited the load into Vin's mouth.
Scene Three: Mia Lelani, the young Asian on the center of the front cover, was up next out by the pool giving some strip tease during her interview, bossing around pool boy Wolf Hudson. She took charge of him and told him what she wanted to do, having him clean up with her assistance to reduce the likelihood of a foul accident. They then moved inside the house where he sucked her asshole clean before he reciprocated, fingering his ass and then shoving her strap on dildo down his throat. That led to her doing likewise to his ass, jerking him off before having him do so as she tapped his ass. This led to him busting a nut on her implants, licking up his own seed to close it out.
Scene Four: Beti Hana, a first time man fucker, was up next with the college graduate moving inside the house to continue the interview with the director. She showed her shaven pussy, Vin Deacon walking in the room for the oral to start. He got some and gave some, his talents proving best on a fake cock before she allowed him to fuck her pussy. She was an active rider and then showed just how passive he was, jerking him off clumsily as she stretched his ass with her strap on dildo. Beti then switched over to nailing him with the toy off, jerking him off to milk his balls dry and feed him the remains.
Scene Five: Asa Akira, the young hotty featured on the left side of the front cover, was up last, the "Best New Starlet" nominee providing the shortest interview before Wolf Hudson was licking her feet while she jerked herself off. She posed for the camera a bit and then had him engulfing her newfound manhood, sitting on his face before rimming him in preparation of his ass being planked by her toy. She played the rusty trombone and fingered him with a glove on, slowly driving her strap on inside of him as he told her what he liked. The doggy style dominated the anal penetration but she finished him off in missionary, jerking and sucking him off as she saw fit. She put clothespins on his nipples and sucked out his wad of spew, sharing it with him before ending the scene with a kiss.
Summary: Asian Strap by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel provided five scenes of female domination by Asian gals with scrawny white men so if that is your thing, consider this a "must have" title but it lacked the kind of creativity and enthusiasm that would have elevated the score higher than a Rent It as far as I was concerned. In short, it struck me that Asian Strap: She Fuck U Long Time! had limited replay value and would not be as interesting to a cross over audience not into the genre so check it out with a rental unless you're sure this is your thing.
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