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College Guide To MILFS
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College Guide To MILFs
Genre: Gonzo, Comedy
Diamond Foxxx and Justice Young
Cast: Diamond Foxxx, Justice Young, Devon Lee, Kevin James, Kylie Ireland, Jordan Ash, India Summer, Alex Gonz, Taylor Wayne, Mr. Pete
Non sex role by Smoke Dogg
Length: 152:27 minutes
Devon Lee and Kevin James
Date of Production: 9/21/2009
Extras: The best extra was an unrelated bonus scene from "My College Porno #2" starring Emy Reyes that lasted 27:45 minutes long (the sex starting well into the running time though). As a long time fan of the company, I was hoping for deleted scenes, extensive BTS material, and interviews but that was not the case this time. There was also a cumshot recap, a photogallery, and some bonus trailers for those interested.
Audio/Video Quality: College Guide To MILFs was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 ratio widescreen using the MPEG-2 codec with 480p resolution for Shane's World. As is usually the case, no editors or director were credited, the "Guide To..." series having been shot in the past by some of the finest directors ever working at the company while they learned their craft. This time, the vignettes were reasonably well handled by the anonymous crew, the lighting flat enough and the technical aspects such that the action was displayed nicely. The bitrate was also a lot lower (2.2 Mbps) on the dual layered disc in order to accommodate the quantity of footage included, the straightforward nature of the production easy enough to handle for them. The audio was also presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, limited separation and dynamic range noticed but it was still exactly what was expected. The background noise was minimal this time, the vignettes shot indoors where the wind noise or other issues of the past would not interfere with what went on.
India Summer and Alex Gonz
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Body of Review: Shane's World is one of those companies that truly seem to cater to a narrow audience, sending out performer representatives to colleges and offering up a variety of shows that are often imitated but rarely beat by their peers. While I haven't seen a lot of their work in the past year, I know they have been focusing more on their internet presence than ever before but still found the time to pop out College Guide To MILFs last month. The title provides a series of older and thicker women rather than the skinny coeds usually populating their works, the men in the scenes all too willing to jump their respective bones. This time, Justice Young narrates his personal set of rules on how to land a MILF ("Mother I'd Like to Fuck"), adding in some sly humor along the way. The back cover described the show like this: "School is in session and the subject of this class is mature ass! At Shane's World, we don't believe in cock-blocking, we believe it is our duty to guide your cock. So follow our instructions and you'll be banging a hot sugar mommy before you know it! It's the Shane's World College Guide To MILFs, so take your seat and if you pay attention to your teacher you'll be balls deep in some super hot MILF pussy all semester long!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Taylor Wayne and Mr. Pete
Scene One: Diamond Foxxx, a curvy blond with large tits and a shapely ass, was up first as she folded clothes in the laundry room while Justice Young checked her out. She dropped an item and bent over to pick it up, her hooters practically falling out as his interest perked up, a fantasy tease added in where she seduced him by stripping off her clothing to a beat-centric tempo. As her thong rode up her ass crack, Justice's eyes popped out too, the man ready to apply his life lessons as he savored her nipples on the couch. While she was probably the leanest lady of the batch, Justice wasted no time fulfilling his MILF fantasy by going down on her, the cute gal slobbing his knob before actively riding his pecker vaginally. They varied positions and she seemed to adore the popular meat puppet, the man rubbing out a nut of genetic juice all over her wet pussy to close things up.
Scene Two: Devon Lee, a curvy blond wearing a maroon bikini out by the pool, was up next as she seduced muscular pool boy Kevin James (shaped nothing like the mainstream actor with the name by the way). She offered him a drink and he spilled some on his shirt, Devon all too eager to help him take it off so she could ogle his tight body. He went with the flow by going inside as she offered to dry his shirt, Devon dropping down to remove his shorts to gain access to his turgid pecker. She savored the taste of his rod orally and he removed her top, the couple moving to the couch where he banged her vaginally with his modest member. Devon sucked him clean a few times and they went back at it, the gal actively riding despite a complete lack of connection between the pair ended with him jerking out a wad of population pudding on her leg (and chest).
Scene Three: Kylie Ireland, one of the most popular ladies in all of porn for years, was up next as she walked in on Justice Young to begin blowing him while he sat on the toilet. The lucky guy seemed in nirvana as she inhaled his cock so well, some POV footage resulting in the fantasy mode ending for the scene to go back to moper Jordan Ash wishing he could get some too. Justice coached him and he was soon cooking for the lady, his lousy skills at the stove resulting in her mentioning he was failing her class. She offered him a chance to pass the class by using the skills she heard he had in abundance (though truthfully, she must have heard wrong) and was soon on her knees blowing him in a display of her own superior skills, Jordan banging her vaginally as she aurally coaxed him on. Kylie was not as active a ride as she normally is and their chemistry was suspect to say the least, but her repeated taste testing helped milk his balls dry and the ending comments were classic, to say the least.
Scene Four: India Summer, a lean brunette with a few extra miles on her chassis (as seen on the middle of the right hand side of the cover), was up next as a principle chastising Alex Gonz due to his poor behavior in class. He fell asleep and ended up at her mercy, her short skirt and tight blouse repeatedly fueling his fantasy of making it with her. Just before leaving though, he took her option to be "really bad" and they were all over one another as they tore off their clothing for her to access his cock in her mouth. Initially, he had some erection problems, her aggressive hummer not assisting in getting him as hard as it should have. She kept orally assaulting him though and he was soon rigid enough to ride vaginally, Alex taking a moment's respite to snack on her crack first. He did most of the penetrative work at first, placing the lady on the desk as he plunged deep inside of her, her taste testing again trying to revive his wanton willy. The scene finished up with a facial of spew but this was the weakest of the lot by far, surprising me due to his usually strong performances.
Scene Five: Taylor Wayne, playing a strict teacher in charge of silly Mr. Pete, the guy wearing his afro wig from a previous outing in the series while applying his best lines to win her over. The comedy of his lame act was pretty good and she eventually gave in due to his desperation, her tanned titties freed at last for him to play with. She rubbed her pussy as they kissed and then slobbed his knob actively, undressing to allow him greater access to her pussy for the vaginal plowing. She was a screamer and left on some of her lingerie, the taste testing again used to enhance the moment between them. Taylor then fingered her own ass as he hammered away at her pussy, resulting in his stream of semen hitting her face. The credits then introduced everyone and the audio track fell silent, making me wonder whatever happened to quality control at one of my favorite companies.
Summary: The College Guide To MILFs by Shane's World lacked the polish of some of the series previous efforts but it still maintained the kind of playful humor I have long appreciated out of their titles so I rated it as Recommended. The sex was generally pretty solid and the ladies all qualified for MILF status in terms of age, marking a change of pace for the usually youth-oriented company. In short then, The College Guide To MILFs played largely to the strengths of the company in terms of short clips filled with humor, sexually heated scenes most of the time, and adherence to the theme of the day so give it a look.
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