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Big Wet Butts
Brazzers/Jules Jordan Video
Genre: Web-To-DVD, Vignettes
Director: Uncredited Directors
Cast: Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Kurt Lockwood, Bree Olson, Phat Zane, Sandra Romain, Ava Devine, Tommy Gunn, Rita Faltoyano, Katja Kassin, Tricia Oaks, James Deen
Length: 189:09 minutes
Shyla Stylez and Carmella Bing
Date of Production: 10/11/2009 (scenes much older)
Extras: There was a photogallery, a cumshot recap, some trailers, and a bonus scene lasting 39:06 minutes featuring Jasmine Black (a sexy Euro-chick) with a moper named Max Payne. I've seen the scene somewhere in the past but not with Brazzers so your mileage may vary.
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Audio/Video Quality: Big Wet Butts was presented in 1.33:1 full frame as shot by the uncredited directors of Brazzers. The 480p resolution, MPEG-2 encoded footage was hard to pin down in terms of consistent factors making up the visual elements (perhaps due to the likelihood of several directors and crews) but it ranged between a decent home movie and some of the more established internet company material I'm used to, the unpolished look of the footage endearing in a few cases, bothersome in others. The framing sometimes cut off a gal's head or crotch while the inconsistent lighting provided shadows, grain, and other elements weakening the overall look of the show but I went in expecting little and found the sex itself was often pretty decently performed. If you're a technophile demanding the best looking porn on the market you will want to skip this one but if you like hot booty babes banging, you should consider it despite these elements (the video bitrate often hovering around the 2.3 Mbps area, showing the numbers do not equate to better resolution). The audio was also nothing special, presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps bitrate. There was a hollowness to the aural portions of the show, occasionally sounding dubbed or looped, with a bit of amplification gain in some of the scenes where the microphone was probably too far away from the cast.
Ava Devine and Sandra Romain with Tommy Gunn
Body of Review: Brazzers is a web based company only recently selling DVDs in a deal with Jules Jordan Video (some say he owns the company though others claim it is more of a distribution deal). Having been around since the day when physical media still ruled as the dominant manner of selling scenes, the company has a wealth of footage collectors such as myself may not have seen in the past, the latest movie sent my way being Big Wet Butts. The five scenes comprising the movie (and one bonus scene) were all decent enough despite some technical issues marring their premises, a few of the long since retired ladies always on my favorite performer lists before they drifted off to do other things. The company website and back cover described the scenes like this: ""2 Good 2 Be True" - We finally brought 2 of the baddest bitches in the game together. Carmella and Shyla! Watch Shyla take an anal pounding as Carmella sucks up her anal juices! "Hard Ass Stretching" - Bree was at a local porn store when she ran into Zane. He took her home, oiled up her ass and proceeded to stretch the shit out of it! "Ridiculously Wild Anal" - Ava and Sandra hook-up and get oiled up, spanked, choked and fucked in the ass! This may be the best anal scene you have ever seen! "Hot Anal Queen" - Rita just loves riding cocks with that big juicy ass of hers. We invited her for an oily hardcore ass fuckin' and she couldn't wait. "The Finest Imported German Ass" - James imports top quality German ass for his personal fetish. When Katja arrives, his maid brings her to him. Soon, all three are getting in on the anal action." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: 2 Good 2 Be True: Shyla Stylez, the popular hotty standing up on the front cover, Carmella Bing, the oiled up brunette beside her, and lowlife moper Kurt Lockwood, were up first in a scene shot years ago for the company website. Initially, the ladies oiled up on a bed and pawed each other, generating some actual heat together with their playful antics. The lesbian antics ensued and were a lot of fun to enjoy, the scene taking something of a downturn when Kurt entered in to spoil the chemistry they shared. The rest of the scene after that was kind of standard but the ladies capably sucked him off, did active riding work with his rod, and showed Shyla as able to handle his mediocre sized pecker in her ass as she pushed back to meet his thrusts for Carmella to suck clean before they switched places to reverse roles. The ending wad of genetic juice landed on Carmella's ass cheeks for those that care.
Tricia Oaks and Katja Kassin
Scene Two: Hard Ass Stretching: Bree Olson, a curvy, corn-fed cutie shown sitting on the left side of the front cover, was up next masturbating while watching porn at an adult bookstore, calling out about tranny porn before she was joined by low tier mope Phat Zane. After rubbing one out in the peep booth, she strolled the aisles of the store and flashed a little, moving to the SUV where she continued showing off, fingering her ass and tasting it for the benefit of the cameraman. They went back to a crappy flat where she met Phat, the scrawny dude looking like he just stepped out of some tranny porn himself but his appreciation for Bree's sweet ass showing he had some taste after all. She stripped and came across like her tweets of late, eventually removing her thong for him to rim her, Bree slobbing his knob aggressively and giving him a titty fuck before fucking her ass. She was passive at first but soon became active, the copious amounts of oil helping to spread her cheeks apart and open her up for the anal pounding she hasn't seen too often under her current contract. He then jerked off to her welcoming face a load of population pudding she appeared to adore.
Scene Three: Ridiculously Wild Anal: Sandra Romain, Ava Devine, and Tommy Gunn, were up next after the ladies engaged in some tease footage on a black leather couch. Sandra was long one of the best performers in all of porn, the European lady showing just how nasty she could be time and again while embracing her inner whore so well, and Ava, while not exactly a babe, proving to be an anything goes type too. Tommy joined them with some oil to slicken the scene up, playing with their ass cheeks and other body parts as much as they were doing before the ladies double teamed his cock orally as though starving with a need for seed. This got him as hard as could be and he started pounding their asses hard, the ladies riding him very actively in a fitting display of chemistry. Sandra was the better of the two in terms of her passion but Ava was no slacker either, assisting just as much during the boning action to provide plenty of taste testing. There was a lot of face sitting too, Tommy's wad of spew minimal but splashed all over the place.
Scene Four: Hot Anal Queen: Rita Faltoyano, a foreign sex kitten with beautiful eyes and a lean body built for porn, was up next as she used toys to anally masturbate with, interrupted far too early by third tier mope Kurt Lockwood. To his credit, he did bring her a container of oil for pouring all over her body while she blew him, the energy present replacing the complete lack of chemistry between them. This led to Kurt hoisting her up to do a standing 69 (like Lee Stone was always doing) before they began a moderately active series of anal penetrations with ATM. This was far from Rita's best scenes but even at her worst she was better than most of the current crop of gals, the aggressive action on her part getting better with time. He did seem to have some wood problems at the end but managed to rub out a small wad to her face with Rita giving some post coital head.
Scene Five: The Finest Imported German Ass: Katja Kassin, Tricia Oaks, and James Deen, were up last with Tricia playing a sexy maid bringing her boss a treat (in the form of Katja) after some extensive tease footage of her in her fetish outfit cleaning was displayed. Tricia was underrated as far as I'm concerned but the cameraman loved watching her thong ride up her ass crack as she bent over, stretched, and otherwise tended her duties, Katja also showing her wealth of curves in some black booty shorts and tight red top leaving little to the imagination. Katja's posing outside enhanced her looks and both gals displayed their assets on the staircase inside the house after that, James and them each getting in on the oral action. He even used Tricia's feather duster on their asses but it was the lesbian acts and oiling up on the floor that worked the best for the foreplay. James let them have at it initially and they responded well, showing some enthusiasm before the ladies joined together to go down on him as he ate them out. This led to a series of active rides where the ladies impaled themselves anally and gave ATM a new name, James jerking off to Katja's ass as the ladies kissed leading to the credits rolling.
Summary: Big Wet Butts by Brazzers will win no awards from this reviewer based on the technical aspects of the production but I cannot deny the appeal of the thematic material, ladies with healthy shaped asses having sex and often showing some affection for their partners so I rated it as a light Recommended. The action was decent and the rough edges reminded me of how so many good directors got their start that I'd be lying if I said it did not bring back some fond memories. In short then, Big Wet Butts had a lot of curvy female ass cheeks that were made to be wet one way or another and fans of the ladies might find these scenes appealing enough to either rent the title or even pick up a copy if they find a good enough sale.
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