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Mikayla Chronicles, The
Mikayla Chronicles, The
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Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by
Ravyn C »
Review Date: 10/8/09
Producer: Mark Nicholson
Director: Randy Spears
Written: Randy Spears
Videographer: François Clousot
BTS: Mark Stone
Release Date: 5/21/2009
Production Year: 2009
Length: 82 mins
Genre: Adult Comedy
Performers: Alanah Rae, Brad Armstrong, Diana Doll, Kayla Carrera, Marco Banderas, Mikayla Mendez, Randy Spears, Randy Spears, Rocco Reed, Tanya James
Wicked Teaser: Erica and Rob are fun loving filmmakers and naturalists. During a routine weekend in the mountains, their ATV breaks down, leaving them stranded. But with only enough food and water to last one day, their weekend of fun soon becomes a hilarious challenge to survive and find their way home. They occupy themselves with positive thoughts - SEX! As their resources dwindle, a grave question emerges... Will they laugh themselves to death?
The Movie: Stranger things have happened on camping trips especially when you are afraid of all the noises and of all the things that crawl around on the floor that aren't human. If you are looking for a porn that will make you laugh and make you cum a few tines then I think you found the right one in the Mikayla Chronicles. Even the BTS are fun to watch!
Audio/Video: The Mikayla Chronicles is presented in 16:9 ratio anamorphic widescreen colors, shot and mastered in HD, directed by Randy Spears, distributed by Wicked Pictures. The picture had a very grainy look to it with little distortion and the flesh tones came through as almost perfect. The audio is also presented in Wicked's usual 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround on the DVD player and on the computer 2.0 which didn't test my speakers nor did it come off as too loud making it easy to listen too.
Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Promo Reel, Wicked Web, Wicked Awards -Winners & Nominations, Web Site Information.
Previews: Supermodel Slumber Party, Girl Meets Boy
Trailers: Mikayla's Mind, The Housewives of Amber Lane, The Trouble with Girls, Latina Hollywood Hookers, The Artist, Two.
BTS: Lasting almost seventeen minutes, Randy gives Tanya and Marco pointers on the scene and after the pop shot Marco playing with his balls and Tanya with her breasts. Then you have Randy hamming it up on the camera riding away on an ATV. The guys have fun placing the mic on Mikayla breast and have a ball teasing her about busting her ass trying to get out of the tent with a fake snake in hand to chase Randy with. You also have the cameraman questioning Kayla about her last orgasm, Diana baring her nipple and Alanah being questioned about her huge tits.
Bonus Sex Scene: Making Amends- Mikayla & Randy Spears-
Make up sex and diamonds are always a plus when hubby strays and wants to make things right. Mikayla works her magic with her mouth deep throating him a few times. Randy does his own brand of magical moves on her pussy before she mounts up to ride him cg then switching over to spooning with Randy unloading outside of her.
The movie opens with Randy driving the ATV with the latina spitfire Mikayla tagging along with him on a nature trip which neither of them make sure that they pack the proper essentials they need for roughing it outdoors. Things go wrong after he realizes that he is out of gas and lost, that's where the fun begins!
Scene 1: Kayla & Brad Armstrong:
Brad doesn't waste any time when it comes to get his afternoon fix of fucking his girlfriend to quench his hunger. He gets right to work on her clit with his tongue while fingering her ass and pussy. Satisfied and wanting to return the pleasure Kayla deep throats him a few times without gagging. Brad nails her in mish first then Kayla mounts up for a nice cg ride with some light ass teasing from Brad's eager fingers before he flips her over removing the condom and unloading on her face.
Scene 2: Diana & Rocco Reed:
Diana is one of those woman that delivery guys dream of when it comes to making sure that they get to do more than just drop off the groceries! Diana makes the moves on delivery guy Rocco who is a bit over dress for the typical delivery guy. That doesn't stop Diana who is quick to remove his pants and even quicker to wrap her lips around his cock.Rocco shows her just how skilled he is when it comes to eating pussy prior to her mounting up to ride him cg style. Rocco then nails her in doggie style and unloads on her face.
Scene 3: Mikayla & Randy Spears:
After along day of things going wrong and fighting with Randy about lack of food and water. He gets more than just the campfire roaring as he starts a fire between Mikayla's legs as they are both getting the other going. After some decent foreplay, they go at it in several different positions aggressively before Randy unloads on her tits.
Scene 4: Alanah & Randy Spears:
The scene opens with Randy laying on a pool chair and enters Alanah blurting out to him " I love You" then offers to give him a blowjob.Randy then works on her pussy fingering her and sucking on her clit. Alanah mount for a cowgirl ride for a bit before they switch over for some spooning ending with Randy unloading on her face.
Scene 5: Tanya & Marco:
Being outdoors always brings out the naughtiness in everyone and that's what Tanya and Marco have come to realize as they are literally up against a tree groping and feeling the other up not knowing that they are being recorded by Randy who is hidden in the distances. Tanya gets to her knees sucking Marco off. Marco then nails her from beyond at first then on to the floor for some cg and spooning on the sleeping bag with Tanya taking the load to her tits.
Listed as a comedy, one has to understand what Randy is trying to get across in this truly corn ball comedy which one can't help but not laugh at the on screen antics of Randy Spears. I was hoping that Mikayla would have started speaking Spanish when he started playing with himself after she said no to him asking to have sex again inside the tent which would have made it so much funnier.
The blending of scene two and three into the camping fiasco as an ice breaker between Randy and Mikayla worked rather nice. The after effect of hearing the stories leaving Randy all hot and bothered and not being able to get off after getting told to stop whacking off was funny!
The chemistry between the couples was on point and you noticed it when the camera panned onto the girls faces. It was more apparent with Brad and Kayla than the others though Mikayla and Randy look great together fucking.
What Didn't : Granted Diana Doll is hot and her accent can drive men wild but her hamming it up with the moans and groans in her scene with Rocco didn't cut it with me. If you take a good look at her while Rocco is fucking her, she isn't that into him until the very end when he is doing her doggie which doesn't say too much for Rocco. She made it look like she was in a hurry to get done with the scene and collect her check.
I'm not to big of a fan of boob jobs and how big the ladies decide to go but Alanah went too big I think. At one point I thought her tits were going to smack her in the face while Randy was banging her. Granted she has a very beautiful shape and body but a bit to big in the breast department. That's just my own personal pov.. I know a lot of the guys like huge tetas to bury their face in!
Final Thoughts: The Mikayla Chronicles has a lot going for it that enjoyed watching especially the beautiful Mikayla. The campy humor blended in nicely with a few of the scenes. The eye contact that I saw with a few performers was a nice touch showing that they were really not what they were doing and the sex had a realness to it that they were having a good time at it. Overall a good couple's flick that one will enjoy and you can add to your collection.