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Teenage Spermaholics #6
Tatiana Kush (click for trailer)
Teenage Spermaholics #6: Special Edition
Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions
Director: Mike John
Cast: Tatiana Kush, Sean Michaels, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Hooks, Cali Couture, Toni Ribas, D. Snoop, London Keys, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, James Deen, Emma Heart, Kristina Rose, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash
Non-sex role by Mike John
Length: 232:32 minutes (146:09+86:23 minutes)
London Keys with James Deen
Date of Production: 3/24/2009
Extras: The best extras were on the second disc of the set, especially the 15:40 minute long bonus scene starring Cali Couture as the 19 year old orally serviced Tim Von Swine in POV fashion. She used her mouth and titties to milk his balls dry, swallowing the load with ease. I also enjoyed the 31:17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The cast was shown having more sex and there was more nudity with Mike showing lots more action in what were deleted portions of the scenes, crazy Tim Von Swine adding some humor too. Granted, it was less strokable than straightforward sex but it did add entertainment value all the same. Then there was a pop shot recap, a nice slipcover, a cast list (only the ladies though; poor plan!), a photogallery, and trailers for some of Mike's other titles, including stuff like Insatiable Voyage, Elastic Assholes 7, No Cum Dodging Allowed #10, Jerk Off Material, Boobaholics Anonymous 4, POV Pervert 10, Praise the Load, Peep Show, and Semen Sippers 7.
Emma Heart with Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes, and James Deen
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Audio/Video Quality: Teenage Spermaholics #6 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480p resolution). The lighting was good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house but some of the scenes were not quite optimal, the rare but slightly washed out look at times bugging me (I wish they had been shot by the pool outside). The composition of the shots was largely enhancing and whether this had anything to do with Tim Von Swine assisting as the still photographer or not, his expertise is always welcome in a hardcore porno as far as I'm concerned. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 5.1 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention) and the fleshtones were more accurate than several of Mike's recent efforts, helping make it stand out in certain ways for me. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.
Kristina Rose (with Steve French)
Body of Review: Mike John and the other directors at Jules Jordan Video are like the rest of the industry in how they are feeling the pinch of the economic downturn but unlike many of their peers, they are refusing to cut corners and "cheap out" on consumers when it comes to their works, at least so far from what I've seen. They still offer double disc, special editions in almost every case and their running times tend to be double what you can expect anywhere else, the price only modestly above what you would pay to legally own the generi-porn so commonly found at outlets all over the place. Mike's latest title is another example of this drive to provide fuck for the buck value in Teenage Spermaholics #6: Special Edition, offering nearly four hours of movie (along with a wealth of solid extras) in a series that he hasn't shot in nearly three years (with Teenage Spermaholics 5). Each young lady had a youthful appeal and rather than just provide the same old faces, Mike went out of his way to blend some seasoned performers with a few ladies you might have missed out on unless you were quite vigilant. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Tatiana Kush, the lean brunette seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she entered the house with the director after they spoke a bit about tough times. They came up on a martial art class led by Sean Michaels, with students Mr. Pete and Steven French, perhaps the best label for the art would be "Tai-Ho". Tatiana liked the shirtless men and joined them in some stretching, her gray shorts riding her ass crack as she bent over. In no time at all, she was pawing them as much as they were pawing her, retiring to the bedroom where their clothing came off so she could suck start some life into them. She began with the smaller white cocks and progressed to Sean's Olympic sized wonder, alternating mouth and hand to keep all of them happy, the blowbang cut short for the guys to start nailing her pussy and ass. She was not at her very best here, generally toning down how active her riding was in most cases, but still offered up each of her holes to the men to appease their sense of penetration. The sex included plenty of taste testing and some DP footage too, her love of cock secure in my mind even if she had some trouble when going "air tight". The trio of men deposited their loads of genetic juice to her mouth for swallowing and since she was still not satiated, she was sent down the hall to find more peckers. Tatiana then found a quartet of men that I believe were Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, and Hooks; each ready to get some head from the young lady. She serviced them orally and took their facial follies with ease, milking their balls to receive a glazed donut look and swallow whatever spew went into her mouth.
Scene Two: Cali Couture, the fleshy brunette seen in the middle of the cover (by the "6" of the title), was up next as she showed off her goodies to the director in the bedroom. She was young enough to believe the few extra pounds were baby fat but they looked good on her from my point of view, enhancing the size of her ample breasts as she dedicated her tease to focusing on them. Her ass looked even better to me and as she masturbated, Toni Ribas and Steven French presented themselves at her side with fully turgid dicks, Cali doing what came naturally to suck them off. Not content to merely blow them, she was actively riding them within moments too, alternating between the men as her pussy gave the dynamic duo a workout they would not soon forget. She pumped on pecker with her hand, mouth, and pussy in a variety of positions too, providing some taste testing and soon took a vaginal creampie by Toni as well as a facial by Steve. This was not the end of the scene though since she wanted more, another quartet of men (identified by me as Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Hooks, D. Snoop, Mark Zane; any corrections to be made later) were offered up. Cali accepted their advances readily and was soon sucking them off to receive their wads of population pudding on her face (and in her mouth) to swallow.
Scene Three: London Keys, the beautiful young lady spotted on the center of the cover, was up next as the final scene of the first disc, engaging in sexual activity with Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, and James Deen. She was wearing some blue jean shorts and a bright blue crop top, the lean gal laughing at James' cleaning efforts in order to gain his attention for the loving she wanted from him. She was all over him and her shorts were pulled up her crack as he played with her titties, the guy wanting to sample her tasty twat (and ass) before she aggressively slobbed his knob. His rod was deep down her throat when Erik and Steve (playing his father) walked in on them, London going for all three of them with an oral fixation that suited her quite well. The guys treated her a little roughly (slapping, spanking, and choking), but she wanted more from them, meeting them thrust for thrust as well as inhaling their cocks orally with a decent amount of skill. The chemistry levels were better than either of the two scenes and the enthusiasm was at least as high (more most of the time) so even the lack of anal penetration did not weaken the quality of the scene for me. The running joke about her leaving too much of James' seed on the couch because she did not swallow was addressed at the very end of the scene too, London receiving a vaginal creampie and two non-swallowed facials with a laugh.
Scene Four: Emma Heart, the fetching young blond featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as the first scene of the second disc. She was wearing some colorful shorts and a pink top, delivering a box of smut to Mr. Pete, James Deen, and Steve Holmes, in lieu of payment. Needless to say, the men were not happy with the arrangement so they decided to take advantage of Emma, stripping her clothes off and feeling her up as she prepared to give them a wild time. Emma was a natural cocksucker and did so with a flair, the choking and other rough stuff turning her on as she progressed into taking cock in her pussy and ass. The guys made her airtight and she was moderately active too, the cute gal possessing an all American type of beauty rather than the exotic look of London in the scene prior. She did as they wanted and seemed equally at home with anal as with vaginal penetration, her specialty always seeming to be the oral tricks she provided them throughout the scene (there was a LOT of taste testing). Despite the lengthy DP action and pounding anal, Emma managed to enjoy the vaginal creampie and two facials with ease, no follow up on Swine's concerns about how she would be taken advantage of by the men.
Scene Five: Kristina Rose, the hotty with the outstanding body featured on the lower left hand corner, was up last as she plied Steven French with her lean little body. All made up and looking ready to rumble, she took off her blue jean shorts and black & white top at an excruciatingly slow pace, her sweet ass the primary focal point of the tease for me. Her coy tease was really heated and led to a solo masturbation sequence with a glass toy up her ass, Steve walking in with an erection she immediately took to orally. Steve reciprocated pretty well and then started pounding his way through her pussy, Kristina enjoying the ride from what I could see. This might not have been her best scene of the year but it was definitely a fine showcase for her capabilities, the vaginal hammering leading to the anal plowing she seemed to prefer. The faces she made as she was getting planked were classic and the large load of semen launched onto her tongue showed that she was in good form for ball draining duties. Kristina then turned on her pouty little girl act and it worked well enough that Mike gave her four more mopes to handle, looking like Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Mike Hash, and one whose face was not shown getting a blowbang from the cute young lady.
Summary: Teenage Spermaholics #6 by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video reminded me of how popular the series was several years ago (the last volume came out almost three years ago) thanks largely to the casting, the light hearted antics, and the hardcore sexual action by youthful ladies showing far more skill than their years would otherwise have given them outside of porn so I rated it as Recommended. The sheer volume of fuck for the buck, quality of the footage, and coverage of so many aspects that other directors toss aside as austerity measures to save a few bucks almost merited an even higher rating from me but there was no doubt that a few of the ladies here were exceptionally better than the rest when it came to their chemistry, sexual prowess, and ability to inspire some hand to gland combat in the viewer. In short, Teenage Spermaholics #6: Special Edition, much like Teenage Spermaholics 5 before it, should serve your needs quite well if you like the cast and appreciate younger gals having sex with a variety of men.
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