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Ass Eaters Unanimous 18
Amber Rayne and Tom Byron
Asseaters Unanimous 18
Tom Byron Pictures
Harmony Rose and Tom
Genre: Gonzo, Salad Tossing
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Amber Rayne, Tom Byron, Harmony Rose, Missy Stone, Poppy Morgan, Olga Cabaeva
Length: 166:21 minutes
Date of Production: 11/11/2008
Extras: The best extra was the 33:47 minute long feature of bonus action by Craig Daze where each of the ladies from the cast got to have some interview time with a bit of occasional masturbation footage included. There was then some trailers, a photogallery, and spam, as well as a slipcase for the DVD box.
Audio/Video Quality: Asseaters Unanimous 18 was presented in a 1.78:1 letterboxed widescreen color offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480i resolution). The video maintained a solid bitrate of 6.8 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to none and each scene provided solid fleshtones that appeared to be accurate as Craig Daze worked the cameras. The composition of the scenes was consistent too with the picture not always optimal (looking better this time though) but as far as Tom's work is concerned, it was shot with the ladies in mind; making the gals look their best for the most part or at least as much as the point of view style he employed could make them. The editing by Tom was generally decent, showing the same level of skill as the last time I checked out one of his movies for review, albeit I wished some additional tease footage was left in the scenes or provided in the extras section of the DVD (and there were some abrupt edit points that were jarring). The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor.
Body of Review: Tom Byron is a director and male performer that works mainly for his own studio, Tom Byron Pictures these days. Tom is from the Houston area originally and headed out west decades ago when the porn industry was still full of all sorts of legal dangers, people going to jail all the time. These days, very few people associated with porn go to jail for making movies unless said movies are full of all sorts of nasty things most people don't want to see but Tom stays on the edge with shows like Asseaters Unanimous 18, the sequel to last year's Ass Eaters Unanimous 16. The series is dedicated to the select group of female performers that like the taste of a man's ass, specifically Tom's ass, and will lick him clean for extended periods of time while jerking him off, now changed to include some bouts of boning (vaginal, anal, or both), or are otherwise orally inclined to service him. The phrase "tossing the salad" or "playing the rusty trombone" are typically used to describe this kind of thing, the important thing for the performers to remember is that they get squeaky clean before engaging in such medically risky behavior. Aficionados of ass will already be aware of the series, this volume changing the usual dynamic a bit by using just one lady per scene instead of the more traditional two, Tom getting his licks in just as much as the ladies in the five scenes but also getting to nail them. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Amber Rayne, a skinny brunette best known as an "extreme queen" in the industry, was up first as she sat on the bed in her fetish attire, asking Tom Byron why they were waiting to start. I can't fault the logic though I prefer some tease to start any gonzo production, an abrupt edit showing her tongue sliding deep inside his rectum alternating with her aggressively slobbing his knob. She spit on his asshole and ate it at great length, Tom moaning like a bitch in heat at her efforts during the POV section of the scene. While she is not one of my favorite performers, she liked Tom and really went at it, marking a fine performance in every other way. When Tom handed off the camera to Craig, he ate Amber out just as actively, the two sharing a lot of quality oral time and the camera always focusing on her as the spotlight act. Amber provided a nice stream of dirty talk as the scene progressed too, actively riding his cock vaginally to boot. Her skinny frame took his pecker in balls deep without any trouble and they screwed until he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her face, her boots being the only apparel she left on the entire time.
Scene Two: Harmony Rose, a curvier extreme queen that I have long been quite fond of, was up next on the bed wearing a green top and blue jeans (everyday clothing) as she spoke with Tom Byron about her having been in the series previously. Her ripe rump looked inviting, especially since she talked about liking anal sex, and Tom played with her a bit before the rimming action took place. She licked him as much as he ate her, some POV head included before the fucking portion of the scene began. There was even more chemistry this time between the couple and she was also an active ride. In terms of the replay value of the scene, it was among the best of the batch for me, Harmony sticking to vaginal penetration here but clearly having a great time with Tom. The scene ended with Tom stroking his load of population pudding to her face and Harmony squeezing out every last drop before she went back to blowing him. Whew!
Scene Three: Missy Stone, a lean cutie with dark hair and interesting teeth, was up next as she "took one for the team" by rimming Tom Byron (her second time doing it, never off camera). Her very pretty eyes made it all the better as did her sense of humor but she clearly was only doing it for the money, weakening the scene for me after such a couple of voracious ass eaters were up to bat. Missy did a fine job with slobbing his knob and using her hand to gland abilities but there were a few times during the salad tossing that she seemed to hesitate, Tom encouraging her (as well as some edits removing extraneous footage) as though it were a hot practice she could use to enhance her performances. Missy seemed unconvinced but gave him a lot of ass licking just the same, the gal clearly appreciating it more when he did it to her than when she did it to him. She wore a pink sleeveless shirt and jeans too, leaving them on for quite awhile before the active vaginal ride (with oral benefits) took place. She even tried to make up for it by swallowing the facial he gave her, the scene still pretty good but weaker than most of the others.
Scene Four: Poppy Morgan, an average looking gal with a hot English accent, was up next in her jeans and yellow shirt, Tom Byron interviewing her in the bedroom before she started doing him in POV fashion. Poppy's oral skills were just dandy, the lady using both hands to expand the experience as she inhaled his cock. She also teased him while doing so and that added the extra bit of spark to regain the magic here. Poppy seemed to adore eating Tom's ass too, making it almost her signature move in some ways, the POV portions progressing into Tom reciprocating nearly as well. Her pussy was so wet by the time they moved to the penetration portion of the scene that I could hear the sloshing noises of his cock in deep too, Poppy pumping his rod as though it was hitting her sweet spot repeatedly. By the time he jerked off to her face, Tom let loose a lot of juice, coating her like a glazed donut. Yum!
Scene Five: Olga Cabaeva, a redhead with a lot of sexual energy and positive attitude, was up last with Tom Byron and if any of the ladies liked eating male ass, it was her. She was dripping wet in her colorful orange and yellow bikini, still sporting bruises from a "small" gang bang she participated in the day before. Olga loved having her ass played with too so she gave some tease before the formula kicked in. Olga not only ate his ass at length but also stuck multiple fingers in with ease, Tom panting as though he were happy to rejoin the "four finger club" as Olga caressed his cheeks. She had to beg Tom to fuck her ass after the vaginal plowing she took too but this seemed to excite both of them enough to merit extra attention, the chemistry as high as could be between these two depraved forces of nature. Yeah, she took the facial well but this was the scene that almost tipped the scales into a higher rating by itself, her post coital work a charm at the end. Yes!
Summary: Asseaters Unanimous 18 by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures changed up the formula to add plenty of fucking and use just a single female per scene, allowing the couple to focus more on each other in all cases. I rated it as Recommended but it could have easily been a higher rating for anyone into seeing guys get rimmed by sexually charged ladies, only one scene weak enough to mention. In short, if you enjoy watching salad tossing as a sexual fetish, Asseaters Unanimous 18 will be an excellent experience for you to repeatedly blow your seed all over the ceiling, even more than Ass Eaters Unanimous 16 was in many ways so check it out.
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