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I Like Phat Bunz 4
I Like Phat Bunz 4
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Studio: Exquisite » Review by
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Review Date: 2/12/09
The title credits
I Like Phat Bunz 4
Phoenix Marie and Alec Knight
Director: Jordan Septo
Ashli Orion and Danny Mountain
Cast: Phoenix Marie, Alec Knight, Ashli Orion, Danny Mountain, Katie Cummings, Derrick Pierce, Alexis Texas, Marco Banderas, Claire Dames, Lee Stone
Katie Cummings and Derrick Pierce
Length: 134:48 minutes
Date of Production: 9/30/2008
Alexis Texas and Marco Banderas
Extras: The best extra, as always, was the 17:13 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. Most of the action was situated around the interviews and ladies getting made up for their scenes but it was still worth checking out if you like as much of the cast as I do. There was also a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes but the BTS was the best extra by far.
Claire Dames and Lee Stone
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Audio/Video Quality: I Like Phat Bunz 4 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for Exquisite in this MPEG-2 encoded standard definition title sporting a 480i resolution. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the 4.7 Mbps mark when I paid any attention to it and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate and was about average in most ways.
Body of Review: Jordan Septo is one of those directors I have long liked personally, his movies at Exquisite often showing some very solid casting and his "eye" for catching said talent very nicely. Granted, for some reason, his company cut way back on sending out screeners, I haven't seen a single Blu-ray title of theirs yet, but I admit to having a soft spot whenever I see some of them come in for review. His latest one sent to me is I Like Phat Bunz 4, presumably the sequel to the first three in the series with a number of excitingly curved ladies such as Alexis Texas, Phoenix Marie, Claire Dames, Katie Cummings, and Ashli Orion strutting their stuff for our collective amusement. Given the pictures on the back cover, I had the feeling I was going to like this one a lot too, so I was happy to put to rest the rumor that Jordan had lost his touch for straight porn as his distributor demanded more tranny material from him. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested: Scene One: Phoenix Marie, the curvy blond featured on the right hand side of the front cover, was up first as a patient wanting some good loving from her single doctor. She wore sexy lingerie that accentuated her figure, her plan being to get him interested. The straight doctor was portrayed by Alec Knight and yeah, that was pretty implausible but this is porn where pizza delivery boys get more trim than well paid executives in real life so I pressed forward. She claimed to have fallen on her ass and hurt herself, prompting him to take a closer look, his wooden acting in the examination room the lamest performance of the day. Still, Phoenix was hot enough to cover the implausibility's here and her playful nature as they got acquainted was pretty heated. He sucked her titties and she blew him, the couple then vaginally screwing in several positions with her doing PTM as a topper. This continued with her fingering her ass instead of him plowing deep inside of it before too long, Phoenix again reminding me of how seductive she can be in her performances. The scene finished up when he rubbed out a nut of genetic juice to her mouth, Phoenix letting it slide down her tits as the scene cut out abruptly.
Scene Two: Ashli Orion, the cute brunette with an ample sample of an ass spotted on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she showed off her ass in a little dinner. She wanted sex and encouraged Danny Mountain to overlook that his restaurant was closed, his love of buns giving her hope when she shook her thong parted money maker for him to play with. She also felt him up and removed her sun dress, Danny's English accent making me think he'd seen too many television shows from BBC. Ashli dropped to her knees to service him and appeared to relish his manhood inside of her mouth though she weakened the illusion by looking up at the camera more than a couple of times. Applying hand to gland action to assist her oral endeavors, Ashli did a decent job before she actively bounced on his rod vaginally, also fingering her ass a little during the various positions. The taste testing was not the most enthusiastic I have seen but served its purpose, the loud trollop taking his launched load of population pudding as if she was okay with it (not particularly enthusiastic).
Scene Three: Katie Cummings, the fetching fraulein seen on the middle of the bottom section of the front cover, was up next as her big head of hair competed with my attention with her baby fat laden figure. Her smile was great but she appeared to be a bit shy, her fleshy backside worthy of the spanking she claimed to like but Derrick Pierce appearing to turn her on as he grabbed her neck and choked her. He smacked her fleshy ass and they kissed, Katie grabbing his pecker to stroke it before she wrapped her lips around the fleshy member. While she appeared to be a novice to a large cock, she was no expert given her performance here, Derrick picking up the slack for her. They vaginally screwed in a few positions too, her best moves displayed on top of his lap with some taste testing between positions. Katie even offered some verbal encouragement as they boned, the ending facial once more going to her mouth. I liked their chemistry together more than anything but she was cute so I hope to see more of her.
Scene Four: Alexis Texas, the hotty starlet featured on the left hand side of the front cover, was up next and she owned the camera from what I could see. She addressed the camera and shook her ass cheeks at length, the hollow vocals not impairing the scene too much as she gave her show to the camera. When this was shot, Alexis had some additional baby fat on her frame but it looked good on her, the abrupt edit to her pairing off with studly Marco Banderas somewhat jarring but expected given some of the other scenes here. She rubbed his clothed cock with her ass too, her thong no impediment given how deep inside her canyon it was at during this portion of the scene, Marco removing it to orally work her over. Alexis reciprocated with a seductive hummer and kept eye contact with him, elevating the chemistry between them even if the camera was shakier than I remember Jordan being with it. They screwed vaginally in a hot and hard manner too with Marco losing his wad early, only to go right back to fucking her biscuit after the first load went to her ass cheeks. The audio was slightly out of synchronization here but the last load went to her mouth and it was a solid scene as far as I was concerned. Yum!
Scene Five: Claire Dames, the curvy brunette seen on the upper middle of the front cover, was up last in a scene with the muscular Lee Stone, her pink outfit barely covering her big ass or other body parts. She played the role of porn whore rather well and despite a few minor audio glitches, she knew how to grab my attention with her solo masturbation act really easily. He snacked on her ass and spanked her cheeks, fingering her as he warmed her up for his massive rod. Her blowjob was pretty decent but it was clear she wanted to jump his cock and ride it all day long, the vaginal hammering he gave her suiting her very nicely indeed. She rubbed herself a number of times to magnify the feelings of pleasure too, the wad of semen jerked off to her mouth as the close of the flick to go to the credits.
Summary: I Like Phat Bunz 4 by director Jordan Septo for Exquisite was not his best work to date and some of the editing appeared to be rushed but I liked the female cast enough to rate it as a Recommended title all the same given the amount of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value. I know a lot of companies are offering more material than this but there was still sufficient reason to pay close attention to the director and the movie was worth checking out despite the rough edges so I only wish I had been given a chance to see the rest of the series to compare this one. In short, I Like Phat Bunz 4 had a lot of curvy cuties with ample asses on display so while they did not do true anal sex as one might imply from the title, they did appear to have plenty of fun all the same.
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