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No Cum Dodging Allowed #10
Tiffany Mynx! (click pictures for trailer)
No Cum Dodging Allowed 10: Special Edition
Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions
Director: Mike John
Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Lefty LaRue, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Steven French, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Mark Zane, Charley Chase, Tone Capone, Erik Everhard, London Keys, Rucca Page, Chayse Evans, Suave XXX
Length: 254:28 minutes
Date of Production: 11/1/2008
Extras: The best extras were on the second disc of the set, specifically the 21:20 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The cast was shown having more sex and there was more nudity with Mike showing lots more action in what were deleted portions of the scenes or what you could call POV footage with thankful ladies servicing the needs of Tim Von Swine to add some humor too. Granted, it was less strokable than straightforward sex but it did add entertainment value all the same. Then there was a pop shot recap, a nice slipcover, a cast list (though only the male cast this time), a photogallery, and trailers to six of Mike's other titles, including stuff like Jerk Off Material, Boobaholics Anonymous 4, POV Pervert 10, Praise the Load, Peep Show, and Semen Sippers 7.
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Audio/Video Quality: No Cum Dodging Allowed 10 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480i resolution). The lighting was pretty good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house but some of the scenes were not optimal, the slightly washed out look at times bugging me. The composition of the shots was largely enhancing so I'm sure Tim Von Swine (the assistant director/cameraman) should get some credit, I just felt the production had something slightly "off" about it at times with regard to the technical aspects. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 3.4 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention) but the fleshtones were not what I expected them to be, making this one visually fair for me and not the best I've seen from Mike in the past. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.
Body of Review: Mike John and Jules Jordan Video have had such a successful collaboration in recent times that fans of hardcore gonzo, particularly point of view action, know that they can count on this pairing for copious quantities of fuck for the buck action. That said, the latest release from them came to me the other day in the form of No Cum Dodging Allowed 10: Special Edition, a series dedicated to offering up attractive, slutty women that love to swallow male ejaculate. While there were only five scenes in this double disc movie, the amount of semen sipping and tease each scene provided resulted in the movie clocking in at over four hours even before you figure in the extras, the type of value I have long found worthy of praise. With names such as Tiffany Mynx, Rucca Page, Chayse Evans, London Keys, and Charley Chase all here to serve your need to unleash seed, you will likely find this a solid value. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Tiffany Mynx, the hotty MILF featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up first to set the standard of the day for the relative newcomers in the following four scenes. I have long been a fan of hers and have been a big proponent of the concept that she gets better with time, her curvy figure well worth a few extra points in any movie she participates in as far as I'm concerned. The gal did not get any time to tease the camera before the cock of an anonymous black guy, I believe it was Lefty LaRue, walked over to stuff his penis into her mouth. Tiffany worked him over very heatedly, not using as much chemistry or playfulness as some of her peers here but providing quite a sweet performance all the same. As she slobbed his knob, he was unable to handle holding out very long so he popped into her mouth, the gal eating the genetic juice with profound ease in what could have been a very short scene had she not then been placed to work with what appeared to be an endless stream of semen producing mopes, thankfully given a chance to tease the camera in her awesome black lingerie before doing so. Her next partners were Mr. Pete and James Deen too, a couple of guys that like to give it roughly as much as Tiffany likes receiving it. They jammed cock into her mouth and pussy, including some choking and spanking, the streamers flying everywhere as she went at them in full speed. Pete was insistent at opening her backdoor too, the scene slowing down to accommodate her ass being torn up but Tiffany able to handle the cock just as well. They gave her a DP and she did some taste testing too, her screams of pleasure riding the waves of pain shown on her face. Once she swallowed their wads of spew, she kept up and asked for more, the blowbang of four guys (I believe they were Johnny Fender, Steven French, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Mark Zane) with some titty fucking helping milk their wads out for swallowing. Yowza!
Scene Two: Charley Chase, the exuberant brunette seen pointing at her own mouth on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she lounged out by the pool in her bikini. The gal was in a frisky mood and willing to showcase her body, several minutes of tease ending when she walked over to Lefty LaRue and Tone Capone to grab their cocks. They felt her up too and the trio went to a small couch inside the house, Charley positioning a few pillows for her knees so she wouldn't hurt them. She then alternated between sucking them, jerking them off at the same time to elicit a few wads of semen to swallow (though assisted by her titty fuck). She then moved into the next room while still naked and found both studly Erik Everhard and hairy Steve French waiting to ravage her, the men spending considerable time warming her up with their hands and mouths before she reciprocated with a nice amount of energy. The men then took turns using her mouth and pussy to get off, the gal swallowing but earning every drop considering how actively she rode them. While this might have ended the scene anywhere else (except maybe another JJV release, something from Evil Angel, or a "Gauntlet" offering from Vouyer Media), she took on three more white guys from the cast to blow & swallow to completion.
Scene Three: London Keys, the brunette seen on the top middle of the front cover, was the last scene of the first disc, also lounging by the pool in a bikini on a sunny day. It was clear she knew what she was getting into this time, her tease session too short for my taste but giving a nice view of her body parts all the same. She masturbated and moved inside the house naked, meeting Arnold, Mike, Mark, and Johnny for a blowbang where she used her hand to gland abilities combined with her mouth to service them all for a swallowing good time. The action was all oral and titty fucking, her swallowing the loads easily handled before she took on the big names of the males, Erik Everhard and Mr. Pete. They felt her up, went down on her, and managed to show why they earn their status on a daily basis, London showing she was happy to upgrade to better men to do the heated fucking. Pete tried to choke her out with his arm and she slobbed knob very skillfully, her ride a bit less active than I preferred to see until she was sucking off Pete and bouncing on Erik's lap. She went from guy to guy riding them or sucking them off too, swallowing the contents of their ball sacks in short order.
Scene Four: Rucca Page, the gal spotted on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was the first performer of the second disc, sunning her curvy body by the pool before she disrobed to provide a good look at her assets. The talented lady was no stranger to hardcore sex, essentially the theme of the movie satisfied well before she swallowed loads of population pudding from Steven French, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Johnny Fender, Mark Zane, and others. Steven was her primary partner this time, meeting her after her poolside teasing was finished with and she was kicking back on a couch in the living room. Rucca is not a fat gal but she was definitely built for comfort over speed, enjoying how he warmed her up orally before they fucked vaginally. Rucca then gave him a combination of a blowjob and titty fuck, refraining from using her hand most of the time before actively riding his pecker inside of her. They tried out several positions and she excelled at all of them but the fans will appreciate how she gave even more of herself when she opened her asshole for his pounding thrusts, slowing her down but showing she was not adverse to doing ATM or swallowing his large load. This was not enough for her so she then took on four or so other mopes in a blowbang, her oral skills tested to the limit but Rucca clearly wanting them inside her as she altered the dynamic to include screwing them as well. Ultimately, Rucca downed their loads of semen too, her enthusiasm and energy levels proving she was a solid choice for the high profile fuck flick.
Scene Five: Chayse Evans, the hotty seen on the middle edge of the right side on the cover, was up last and based on looks alone, she was a sweet piece of ass. She was wearing a blue top and micro miniskirt that enhanced her look considerably, her pretty eyes and muscle tone showing why she was selected. Her tease began on the bed where she masturbated, giving the camera a great look at her assets as she worked it in such a friendly manner. This was when Mr. Pete and Steven French walked in on her, soon eating her out (Steve on her ass) as she took turns blowing them. That did not last all that long since all concerned wanted to fuck, the vaginal bouncing amounting to a wealth of strokable material with significant replay value given the chemistry they provided and energy levels. I was happy to report she did not dodge the cum either, taking both loads of spew well enough to earn her a secondary round with guys like Tone Capone, Lefty LaRue, Suave XXX, Mike Hash, and their associates. She went to the adjacent room and sat on the couch with her legs spread and masturbating, initially working on some black cock before the other men surrounded her to accomplish the blowbang commissioned for the day. I wanted to see her take them all inside of her pussy too but it was not meant to be, the wads of genetic juice were unloaded into her mouth for swallowing, little wasted as she inhaled them with a smile.
Summary: No Cum Dodging Allowed 10 by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video did not have quite the consistently solid kind of scenes I am used to him providing but there was no doubt this was another volume in the award winning series that fans will appreciate enough to merit a rating of Recommended. The assistance of Tim Von Swine on camera and a horde of mope squad members wanting to drop loads into the mouths of ladies sure helped too so it was a nice package of smutty gonzo for those who care. In short, No Cum Dodging Allowed 10: Special Edition was a fair bit of boning to speak of for fans of swallowing action, no load lost from the mouths of the ladies so desirous of fulfilling their mission.
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