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Ass Eaters Unanimous 16
Jandi Lin, Dana DeArmond, and Christian
Ass Eaters Unanimous 16
Tom Byron Pictures
Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, and Tom Byron
Genre: Gonzo, Women Rimming Men
Director: Tom Byron
Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, and Tom
Cast: Jandi Lin, Dana DeArmond, Christian, Tom Byron, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Roxy DeVille, Adrianna Nicole, Holly Wellin, Paris Gables
Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, and Tom
Length: 108:25 minutes
Date of Production: 5/22/2008
Adrianna Nicole, Roxy DeVille, and Christian
Extras: There was a nice selection of extras this time, the best being the 33:24 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Craig Daze. It began with Naudia & Darryl on the couch but progressed through all six pairings in interview form (with extra sex and nudity), serving as a nice addition to the movie itself. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, forced spam, and a slipcase for the DVD too.
Holly Wellin and Paris Gables
Audio/Video Quality: Ass Eaters Unanimous 16 was presented in a 1.33:1 full frame color offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480i resolution). The camera work mixed it up this time with a bit of tease footage taken outside by the pool where the natural light definitely enhanced the look of a few of the ladies before they moved inside, most settling for the inside of the house this time. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 6 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene provided solid fleshtones that appeared to be accurate as Craig Daze and Tom worked the cameras. The composition of the scenes was consistent too with the picture not always optimal (looking slightly faded out at times) but as far as Tom's work is concerned, it was shot with the ladies in mind; making the gals look their best for the most part or at least as much as the point of view style he employed could make them. The editing was generally decent, showing the same level of skill as the last time I checked out one of his movies for review, albeit I wished some of the additional tease footage was left in the scenes instead of provided in the extras section of the DVD. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor.
Body of Review: Tom Byron has been around the porn industry for over twenty years now, becoming something of an icon over the years for his twisted visions on both sides of the camera, now releasing his titles on his own label (Tom Byron Pictures) that meet his grueling standards. As Tom has always been ahead of the curve when it came to sexual practices on video, it doesn't surprise me one bit that he likes having his ass played with by the ladies, a common taboo in our society since some associate it with being homosexual. Truth be told, I think most guys like getting blowjobs from women and they don't consider that "gay" so the pairing of the other set of nerve clusters and the concept is probably equally ludicrous. With that in mind I set out to review Ass Eaters Unanimous 16, the sequel to the lesbian oriented Ass Eaters Unanimous 15, this time both Tom and Christian would be getting their salad tossed. There were six scenes with an impressive cast that advertised at least two ladies in every scene (and this was definitely the case). Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested: Scene One: Jandi Lin, an exotic hotty that is "beyond adorable" according to matronly Dana DeArmond, was up first as the pair double teamed Christian in the ass eating scene. The ladies began by giving some lesbian tease and oral, followed by Christian servicing them both, and then the gals jumped his bone to blow him and eat his ass. There was no screwing at all here and while Dana seemed to be going through the motions, her partners gave me the impression that they were really into the action. The amount of rimming was plentifully high by all concerned though, Dana getting frisky with her fingers in his ass to enhance his experience. This led to her milking out a wad of genetic juice to swap with Jandi before they kissed.
Scene Two: Jada Fire, a very curvy black gal, and leaner Angel Eyes, were up next as they followed the formula using Tom Byron as their ass loving target for the day. The booty tease and lesbian antics gave way to Tom jumping in to assist giving head, the ladies stroking his cock as they serviced his asshole frequently. There was more dirty talk this time too but in all, it did not include any penetrative sex (outside a finger or tongue) so while it managed to cater to the advertised dynamic, I was hoping for more too. Angel liked ass more than Jada but Jada was a better knob slobber from what I could see, the gals participating actively as they drained Tom dry of his population pudding. The load came out when he jerked off to their faces, Jada providing some post coital sucking to close it all out.
Scene Three: Naudia Nyce, wearing a shortened brunette hairdo and blond Darryl Hanah, then provided some lesbian fun in the living room, getting frisky with one another as their admittedly minimal lingerie flew off to allow greater access to their body parts. Darryl was playing it up for the camera but both had a lot to appreciate even before they were joined by Tom Byron. Both women spent equal amounts of time blowing his prick and licking his ass, doing each other intermittently as they worked out his spew using hand to gland combat. Naudia even took an eye pop when Tom jerked off to their faces, the advertised action covered completely.
Scene Four: Flower Tucci, the curviest gal of the movie and a personal favorite of mine for all kinds of twisted anal play, was up next with extremely cute blond Carolyn Reese, as the gals stripped in the bedroom to get some play before Tom Byron provided his tongue for their perusal. The ladies spread their ass cheeks far apart to insure greater access to his tongue, Tom moving back and forth between them as if dining on two courses of fine cuisine. While initially passive, the ladies then took to reciprocating with a vengeance, both concentrating on his ass crack and hole but also devoting plenty of time to his cock as well, using their hands to generate additional friction. Flower dominated but she found a willing disciple in Carolyn, the action very similar to the other scenes but enhanced by passion as provided primarily by Flower's capable (and devoted) tongue. Carolyn polished him off too by stroking his cock while both gals sucked him off to insure they received their facials.
Scene Five: Roxy DeVille, the sexy brunette featured on the front cover with curvy blond Adrianna Nicole, were up next with their scene already underway with Christian in the living room, all of them familiar with each other for quite some time. Roxy and Christian have a long term "BFF" styled friendship and they work together so frequently that they joke about it all over the place, Adrianna part of their inner circle too so each of them seemed well at home with the levels of energy, enthusiasm, and passion as enhanced by their personal chemistry as they orally devoured one another like few others in the show could do. This was another no holes barred type of scene from the established dynamic but there was no hesitation and the trio seemed too much into each other to even acknowledge Tom and his camera (almost coming across as forgetting they were there professionally). The ass sucking by each of them was hot and the gals enjoyed blowing him as well as spanking him, servicing each other along the way too. The scene finished up with Roxy taking the load to her mouth, swapping it to Adrianna, and then the gals depositing it in his ass to return the protein to its source (kind of twisted, huh?!).
Scene Six: Holly Wellin and Paris Gables, a couple of physically fit blonds, were up last with Tom Byron after the ladies teased outside in minimal bikinis. The gals then propped themselves up on his couch (the one underneath the old movie posters) and displayed their wares yet again, their perfect puckers spread apart for easy access by the director and his willing tongue. As with the other scenes though, the gals also ate each other in copious amounts, focusing on anal licking but not exclusively so as they continued to ass munch anything in their way. Tom gave as well as he got yet again too, showing more devotion to the act than they did but appreciating all they did nonetheless. As with the other scenes too, the gals concentrated on double teaming him in as nasty a manner as possible, eventually sucking out his seed as though they were paid extra for cranking up the energy levels. While it was not the best scene of the bunch, it still managed to float my boat too, the ending spew milked out by hand after some fingering action.
Summary: Ass Eaters Unanimous 16 by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures was truthfully advertised with all twelve gals sucking man ass (as well as woman ass) and giving blowjobs until completion so I rated it as Recommended. Had the scenes included penetrative sex, I would have upped the rating a notch too (well, if the gals were active riders) but I admit that while I'm a bit squeamish concerning salad tossing, the movie was kinky and twisted enough to pull it off nicely. In short, Ass Eaters Unanimous 16 provided a superior experience to the lesbian only action of Ass Eaters Unanimous 15, meriting additional; points for the manner in which the cast showed their skills.
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