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Camp Cutie 3
Kick Ass Pictures
Genre: Vignettes / All-Sex
Length: 91 Minutes
Date Of Production: 05/06/08
Cast: Alexis Micino, Carli, Carma Caine, Dallas Knight, Kylee Karr, Lil Zoe, Lisa Love, Natalia and Tex
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer
was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile.
track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.
Scene 1 - Carma Caine and Carli. Carma is fucking hot and Carli is willing. The two together make some love gravy that makes you want to taste it. Jesus, they move from body to body with the motion of astro-glide butter. They're licking, they're sucking and if they would've found better toys...they would've been fucking.
Scene 2 - Carma and Texx.
Carma is back at it again with Texx. They go lesbian and they do it good. It's just that I want to make a comment outside of the sex. They're pretty. They're honestly pretty and they represent faces outside of porn normalcy. I want to see normal pretty girls in porn. There's something hot about seeing girls off the street in your adult fantasties. Now, I'll step off my soapbox and get back to the film.
Scene 3 - Alexis Micino.
Alexis takes to the Sybian like a duck to water. What can you say about a Sybian ride that hasn't been written before? A girl hopes on the Sybian. Straddles it and rides her clit into the vibrator. She moans, cums and thanks the wonderful device for a good time. The end.
Scene 4 - Kylee and Natalia.
Kylee and Natalia are up next. Kylee is so hot, but I also like Natalia's look. The glass dildo action was fun, as well as the clit play. But, eventually it hit a wall. What can you do with two cunts bumping? The easy answer is to add more cunts. But, that wasn't in the cards for this scene.
Scene 5 - Lil Zoe
Zoe is in the laundry room muttering some shit. I don't care, as I'm watching her work her clit. I love masturbation and I love it when ladies do it. But, she keeps talking about some shit that I can't hear. Speak up, bitch. I'm an old man with callouses everywhere. Shit don't work like it did.
Scene 6 - Lisa Love
Lisa Love is on the toilet shaving. Oh my! She just shaved her asshole. Why is your asshole so hairy that you need to shave it on camera? I'm not going to jerk off to your fresh ass shavings. Somebody smack this bitch with her Bic Lady Razor. Asshole shavings are icky.
Scene 7 - Dallas Knight
Dallas Knight closes the film well. She takes on Texx and works his shaft pretty good. There's more pussy play and general masturbation. But, what the scene comes down to this is a connection between the performers. A nice sexy connection that makes me hot. So fucking hot. Awesomeness abound.
Kick Ass Pictures is dropping it like its hot. It's a wonderful production that hits all my fetish needs. Except for asshole shaving. Somebody dropped the ball on that scene.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.