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Buttman at Nudes A Poppin' 21
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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by
Guy Incognito »
Review Date: 9/2/08
Length: 115 Minutes
Date Of Production: 06/01/08
Int. Tel. Sex
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Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer
was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile.
track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.
Scene 1 - The Introduction. Nudes a Poppin at the Ponderosa Club is a wonderful thing. If you happen to make your way up to Indiana, you can watch some of the loveliest amateur and professional ladies compete while nude. They'll work the pole, they'll spread their cheeks and all while having a smile on their face. Pretty fucking awesome, huh?
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Scene 2 - Meeting the Ladies.
A lot of these ladies are strippers or other forms of professionals. Hell, they seem pretty intelligent as they talk. Honestly, I was watching little beads of water drip off their backs and into their pussies. It's kind of hard to critique anything, as you're watching the midpoint of a talent show. Oh God, I hope somebody gives number 74 a baton.
Scene 3 - They even do shit at the pool.
I don't get the point of the middle section of the film. I didn't know that getting your hooters wet counted as a talent. I figured that they would try to get these ladies to pick up dollar bills with their ass cheeks. When you're working a stage in clear heels and you've had one too many courtesy shots, a clinchy ass means that you get the rent paid that month. Where is that level of honesty in this contest?
Scene 4 - Deciding who's a winner.
By now, it seemed like they were down to the few winners that were going to get titles. I didn't feel much enthusiasm. I had one hand on my cock and the other on the keyboard. PowerDVD doesn't give you a lot of options when it comes to making these screenshots. I mean, fuck. Can't we get some better hotkeys? Oh well, I was able to take an up-close shot of the pussy of the girl who I thought was the best.
Scene 5 - The Best of the Bunch
I can't really remember who won what. I didn't have that much invested in any of them, but you can see the three big winners below. The one with the tiara has a nice little landing strip. I'd love to run my nose through it like some sort of leafblower. She could call me Juan and I would call her Al. Al being short for something sexy. I really don't know where I was going with that one, I was too busy checking out the tits. Dear Lord, I'm still writing.
Evil Angel has done a great service to porn fans everywhere. Too long has the Nudes a Poppin event been a distant fantasy. Now, we get to see it all for a relatively low price. Kudos to Buttman. Kudos to Evil Angel.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.