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Mommy Got Boobs
Genre: MILF fucking!
Length: 100 Minutes
Date Of Production: 12/20/07
Cast: Sienna West, Ava Lauren, Kristal Summers, Sara Jay and Holly Halston
Special Features: A standard bonus scene from a related genre. It's decent and beats most of the standard special features. The only kicker is that it's a flat scene. Still, a bonus scene beats nothing so there we are.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. There
were very few points of haze and the transfer stayed strong The audio was a clean Dolby 2.0 track with no real drops of dialogue. I just wish that they could've done something with the glare on exterior shots.
Scene 1 - Sienna West. Sienna is up first and she knows her way around the young men. She shows her age well, as I spotted a few age marks while she was working the shaft. But, it's not bad. It's a sign of character and of a woman whose box has seen many cocks. You've got to give it up for the veterans. They need love in this field and the fucking in this scene earned it.
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Scene 2 - Ava Lauren. Ava Lauren worked the cock while her husband was away. She grabs a local landscaper and starts to work on his dick. She's got an amazing mouth, that allows for the shift from oral to pussy pounding to stand out. Plus, there's the matter of those massive knockers. Dear Lord, she needs to get those things registered as lethal weapons. She swung around to change positions and I thought she was going to knock the man out.
Scene 3 - Kristal Summers.Kristal is so tan and fucking amazing. The local kid Chris discovers Kristal while she's in bed touching herself. So, Kristal switches from her fingers to the neighborhood boy and sucks his cock. The kid digs it and we get to see some sweet pounding. It's fun.
The scene is a major turnaround from the first two, as the MILF controls the moment. Her luscious cunt is pushed open by the young cock, as we slide in for a ton of close-ups. It's nice to see a pretty pussy on-screen for once. Too often, I've got to look at worn out fuck boxes. Keep it clean and neat, ladies.
Scene 4 - Sara Jay. Sara Jay is quick to take on her son's friend. That green top busts open revealing those giant tits and the guy is putty in her hands. This is a nice continuation of Kristal's dominance in the prior scene. Sara takes no shit from the cock and works it in both of her loving holes.
I want to see more of this lady. Those giant melons coupled with that older face makes the scene into pure fantasy. That's why it worked. Sara Jay got what was needed to make the MILF come alive.
Scene 5 - Holly Halston. Holly Halston meets the TV repair guy and sucks his cock. Then, she fucks him. That's the scene. Holly doesn't bother to do much outside of that. I don't get a sense that she knows what it takes to make the tired porn cliche work for what it has become. Expose the irony and show what you can do. Just don't fucking sit there and get slammed. There's got to be more than being the femme hole in the bed. Let the people know you're there.
Final Thoughts: MILFs with large tits. It's becoming almost as predictable as Omaha Beach in a World War II game. But, as long as this shit stays fresh...I'm good for more. That's why I would recommend this DVD for a buy. It's just that some people might not dig all of it. But, them's the breaks.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.