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Cheating Housewives #5
Director: Mike Hawk
Cast: Brenda James, Sascha, Monique, Mark Wood, Friday, Rico Strong, Mae Victoria, Jerry, Nikita Denise
Length: 161:19 minutes (full version); 135:45 minutes (Wall to Wall sex version)
Dates of Production: 11/27/2007, 11/28/2007, 12/6/2007, 12/14/2007, 12/16/2007
Extras: The best extra was a 19:53 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There were interviews, some wardrobe changes, goofing off, and the like but my favorite was Friday's little show with her pussy lips (from musical instruments to foot stuffs, to whatever). The additional sex material was pretty cool too as were the humorous notes that added some levity. The addition of trailers, a photogallery, website info and the slip cover (as well as the true double sided DVD cover) rounded out the supplements but the BTS was the best of the lot by far.
Audio/Video Quality: Cheating Housewives #5 was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as originally shot by director Mike Hawk for release by Smash Pictures. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here but some of the colors were off at times. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the mid 5 Mbps mark, typically just shy of it, for most of the movie and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192Kbps and was about average in most ways.
Body of Review: Mike Hawk is a relatively unknown name in porn as a performer, having made a handful of movies where he never seems in the spotlight but now he is trying something new as a director for Smash Pictures. My experience with the industry tells me that most of the directors were performers at one time, some of the best managing to even excel at both of roles. Having recently reviewed Cheating Housewives 1-4 and finding it worth my time, money, and seed, I was pleased to see that Mike's new project was the follow up volume in the series, Cheating Housewives #5. The series is best known as the Smash Pictures tribute to the MILF phenomenon, showcasing older ladies having sex for the viewing pleasure of the fan at home. Older women tend to have fewer limits and are far better sexually (due to their experience) but I admittedly have limited experience knowing if each of the five ladies has truly had children (MILF= "Mother I'd Like to Fuck") so I can understand why so many of you enjoy watching them go at it. The cover said it like this: "Never again will you have to wonder what the perks to being the pool guy are.... Or what laying the pipe really means to a plumber.....Watch these Cheating Housewives get it on with the hired help when their clueless hubbies aren't giving them the fucking they need. See Nikita Denise get her pussy plunged until the stud spills the suds all over her face. Mae Victoria lets the lucky pool guy pound her pussy and butt then he busts a nut in her mouth. Friday is horny and bored until a brotha shows up and gives her the jungle love she desires. Brenda James gets lessons in the international language of buttfucking!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that one condom was used for those still interested:
Scene One: Brenda James, the blond shown on the front cover (second from the right next to Monique, the black gal), was up first with hairy Sascha, the man serving as a language teacher for the lady that was commissioned by her husband. She was probably the oldest looking gal of the movie, looking to be in her early 30's and still fuckable, conversing on the couch as the lesson took a more practical turn when she started pawing his growing bulge. He reciprocated on her moist panties the camera was so attentive about; Brenda soon wrapping her lips around the rod as though very experienced. Her oral skills proving exceptional, she began bouncing on it in vaginal fashion before long, Brenda actively riding it in a variety of positions. She was less active during the anal but her dirty talk increased as a result, her perfect pucker penetrated pleasurably as she massaged her clitoris. I was impressed that as she acclimated to the anal sex, she began showing she could be active there too, ultimately milking his wad of population pudding that landed on her waiting face.
Scene Two: Monique, the black gal on the far right side of the cover, was anxiously awaiting Mark Wood in the next scene, tossing him to the couch so they could make the best of the few hours they had before her husband came back, limiting the tease or build up in favor of getting right down to business. She loved the taste of his lily white cock too, working him over enthusiastically as she showed some skill at deep throating. The oral on him led to her jumping on his cock, the vaginal ride starting off pretty active as she roared out in fake porn screaming. Monique wasn't my type in general so I was happy when the initial anal shut her up a little, the respite lost when she picked back up to let loose a stream of random comments. Mark did most of the work then but she tried her best, making faces as though she were channeling the spirit of Linda Blair from the original Exorcist. They continued boning until Mark rubbed out a load to semen to her mouth, a light load at that, and Monique gave some post coital sucking as she swallowed it whole.
Scene Three: Friday, the curviest MILF seen on the cover (second from the left), was then up with Rico Strong after establishing that she'd "never cheat on her husband". I like gals with some meat on their bones and I remember the first time I saw her in person years ago (she retired soon after only to make her more recent comeback); Friday putting on a slutty show on the floor of the AEE with Britney Skye that included a lot of bodily fluids exchanged (none were mine sadly enough). In any case, was railed on the cell phone about how inattentive her husband was when Rico came to the front door, asking for donations to a worthy cause. She wanted a donation of her own from him, taken straight form the tap at that, when she invited him inside to jump on his muscular frame. She rubbed him and soon had his pants off, sucking his manhood after he tried so hard to keep a straight face during the dialogue. Friday is no stranger to any cock, let alone large black cock, so she merrily blew him and rubbed her titties as she got him ready to impale her pussy. Like the other men, he refrained from going down on her in favor of the penetration; forcing her to push back on him as she spread her legs wide enough to handle him. They left the couch for the stairs, Friday gyrating her hips as she squatted on the rod to aggressively, the acts skipping anal in favor of a titty pop to finish things up.
Scene Four: Mae Victoria, the dark haired lass on the far left side of the cover, was up next as her pool cleaner, Jerry, skimmed the pool of all the crap floating around. He was shirtless and she seemed to appreciate the show, walking out to meet him with some lemonade in her revealing outfit. He was great at playing dumb, Mae pointing out that hubby was busy at work and she was all alone. She made it clear that his work hours got in the way of their sex life, Jerry suggesting that the guy must be crazy to pass up on such a beauty. She unleashed his turgid rock by the pool in the back yard, dropping to her knees to suck him off before taking him inside to jump his ragged bones. She went straight to anal from there too, showing some measure of skill as she actively rode the penis in her butt during several positions. She wasn't consistently active during the ride and her vocals were mediocre but Jerry gave her a huge facial anyway, gluing her eyes shut on the bright red couch.
Scene Five: Nikita Denise, the brunette featured on the center of the front cover, was once one of the wildest ladies in porn compared to her peers, slipping off the radar for years before her recent comeback appearances. On the few occasions I ran into her (when her husband wasn't around), I would chuckle endlessly hearing her say "moose & squirrel" as if she provided the voice for a popular cartoon from my youth. The setting this time was a kitchen and handyman Mark Wood was fixing her faucet, the still hot looking Nikita making her move to show her appreciation for his help while her husband was away. Of all the ladies in the movie, Nikita was the least like a true MILF to me but you have to know I didn't care given the countless times I'm enjoyed her appearances; my only complaint being her all black outfit not showing her off very well until it was tossed aside. Her ass was still perfect and Mark was the only guy in the movie to go down on his partner in depth, Nikita showing she had not lost her touch as she gave him a first class hummer in return. They fucked on the counter and then moved to the couch, surprising me that Mark was wearing a condom! It wasn't just any condom either, it looked like it was the thickest condom ever made it was so obvious, at least Nikita showing the viewer an active ride. There was no anal and she sucked the load right out of him (whispering to him how much she wanted it), ending with a big facial.
Summary: Cheating Housewives #5 by director Mike Hawk for Smash Pictures showed his freshman effort behind the camera to be quite well done in many ways, some rough edges expected from the novice and the casting courtesy of his production company working out very well. The audio was too low and I wanted more tease (I watched the full version, not the wall to wall version too) but found the replayability, stroke value, and amount of MILF fuck for the buck to merit a rating of Recommended, just like my colleague Peter had suggested when he saw the movie not long ago. In short, Cheating Housewives #5, like Cheating Housewives 1-4 before it, was a decent set of scenes starring women that are not on the cutting age of the age driven porn industry anymore but still have a whole lot of tricks left in their repertoire.
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