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Ass Everywhere 3
Joyce (click for trailer)
Ass Everywhere 3: Special Extended Set
Evil Angel/Justin Slayer Productions
Director: Justin Slayer
Cast: Joyce, Justin Slayer, Kelly, Nat Turnher, Zena, Natasha, Millian Blu, Rosario Stone, Mr. Marcus, Aninha, Misti Luv, Maya Gates, Deep Threat
Millian Blu and Rosario Stone
Length: 216:29 minutes
Date of Production: 1/14/2008
Extras: The first disc was devoted mainly to the movie itself so the only extras included a cast list, a photogallery, and some websites beside the list of disc two's contents. The best extra was the 71:21 minute Behind the Scenes feature though, allowing for a lot more tease, playful interaction between the cast, and additional sex. The other extras were light this time with a pop shot compilation from the scenes, filmographies for some of the ladies, a biography, and trailers to 3 shows like Merc, Ass Everywhere 2, Big Booty Revenge 3, Mami Culo Grande 4, Unleashed Vs. Freshly Slayed 3, Ass Everywhere 1, Big Booty White Girls 2, Big Booty White Girls 3, Big Booty White Girls 4, Just Fuckin 1, Just Fuckin 2, Just Fuckin 3, Black Pipe Layers, Black Girls Get Nasty Too, and Big Booty White Moms.
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Audio/Video Quality: Ass Everywhere 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by director Justin Slayer for distribution by Evil Angel as coded in MPEG-2 for release in the SD format. The fleshtones looked accurate thanks in large part to decent lighting, which also limited the grain and video noise but wasn't always consistent. The composition of the camera angles wasn't always the best to enhance the look of the females, typically zooming in on blemishes or having the camera move around like someone was on a ship at sea, usually when HJ was shooting from what I could tell (though it could have been the result of "film buddies" since Justin typically shoots better than what I observed). The overall visual look of the show was above average compared to some of Justin's earlier works but I thought a lot more attention should've been paid to it than has been the case of late. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio (in 192 Kbps) was presented in the usual English with the levels being a bit varied but you could hear what was said so most fans won't mind the lack of dynamic range or lack of separation between the channels. The music was kind of droning and lame during some of the scene openings but it was less intrusive here than in some of Justin's movies of the last year so I was pleased at the improvement here.
Body of Review: Justin Slayer is one of the few directors in porn that convincingly adores all sorts of women, though I admit his preference is for women possessing large butts. Since his works have been distributed by Evil Angel, he has gained a much higher profile as a ladies man director that likes women instead of girls, making his works the kind that females everywhere should appreciate as non threatening to them. His latest title to make it my way was Ass Everywhere 3: Special Extended Set, the sequel to Ass Everywhere 2 that I liked so much last year. The standard drill was in effect here, Justin got a bunch of gals with large derrieres to parade around before having sex, the tease equal in stroke value to anything else presented in the eight scenes. The emphasis on Brazilian ladies was noted but the bottom line was Justin knows he has struck gold with the series in terms of catering to ass lovers everywhere, the amount of quality footage in the extras section better than many movies I've watched in recent years. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Joyce, a gal with an impossibly large ass but a lean Brazilian torso, was up first as she walked around at the bequest of Justin Slayer. The small apartment didn't give her a lot of room to work with but the tease was fun to watch and led to her showering (I just wish more time was spent showing her lathering up). Her still wet form went to the living room to continue the tease though, the sexy babe posing by the picture window to the balcony before Justin took matters into his own hand to warm her cookie up. That led to him boning her like he owned her, pulling her hair as he pounded her pussy to her moaning chorus. A few positions later, Joyce sucked his juice soaked cock clean, the lengthy blowjob resulting in Justin rubbing out his first load of population pudding in the movie to her face.
Scene Two: Kelly, a gal with lightened hair and a somewhat leaner figure, was up next with her booty still nicely sized for the benefit of muscular Nat Turnher to appreciate after the initial tease montage. Okay, her face might not have been all that special to me but she was far from ugly, her minimal understanding of English endearing the way that Justin interviewed her. At 19 years old, she was among the youngest in the flick, her expansive tattoos as large as her ass but at least the lady knew how to perform. The tease led to Justin fingering her and then Nat coming into view to give her the meat stick she so seemed to crave. Her blowjob lacked finesse but made up for it in enthusiasm as far as I was concerned, the near-POV look of some footage adding to the flavor of the action a bit. She was a moderately active rider in the vaginal scene, taking the resulting load to her face and chest, a fair scene overall.
Scene Three: Zena, a very dark skinned black gal with a curvy body and face that made me appreciate her ass even more, was up next as she posed outside with a well oiled set of ass cheeks. The gal was thick and proud of it, displaying herself with pride as the camera captured her bootiful body on the sunny day. Justin Slayer was the lucky guy that day, adding some oil to her ass cheeks that he massaged into them once they retired inside the house to the bedroom. She then used a large toy on herself to spread her pussy wide, getting it ready for Justin's cock once they moved the show to the living room. He fingered her and she responded well, sucking on his dick until it was fully erect and trying to be as active as possible during the resulting vaginal screwing. There was some choking and my friend that assisted me in watching the action insisted there was anal too but the closeness of their body parts made it unclear; the facial taking place too soon to allow for a definitive answer.
Scene Four: Natasha, another leaner gal (at least by comparison to the rest of the cast), was up next with a face like former pop star Vanity and an ass that looked sculpted by the Greek masters of old. She was wearing booty shorts when set to working with Nat Turnher, her ass cheeks swallowing the underwear easily to make it disappear. It was night time as she posed in front of and on the balcony, some lucky neighbors getting an eye full from what I could see as she looked down on the pool below. The camera work was good enough that I could see the fine hairs on her legs and ass, the playful gal blowing kisses as she spread herself for a better view. Some fingering and a blowjob later, she wrapped her DSL's around his dick to power suck it hard, showing little effort as it easily slid down her throat. As he got fully turgid, they switched to fucking though and as a lover of active riders, I found her to be a nice addition to the show. She also liked taste testing so the PTM was plentiful, the scene spending most of the time on the vaginal plowing he gave her before jerking the facial out to her waiting mouth.
Scene Five: Millian Blu and Rosario Stone, were up next in what initially looked like it would be a freaky lesbian scene until they were joined by studly Mr. Marcus. The ladies teased as expected with the camera catching most of the ass play, some lotion used to make the rounded rumps glisten. There was a short interview on the bed too but the gals wanted to taste some pussy and cock, each getting ample opportunities to savor the buffet of booty on the bed that day. The ladies had different styles of oral skills that were put to the test, some lesbian kissing enhancing the moment all the same. Rosario was the more active gal when it came to vaginal riding though and she seemed to be the main focal point of the scene in general thanks to her oral skills, yet Millian was no slacker either. The scene finished up with Rosario milking out Marcus' load to her face, the second camera having vastly different settings (proving to be distracting) but showing the action in sufficient detail to make it hot.
Scene Six: Aninha, a slightly chunky chick with a rounded rump, was up last on the first disc, posing in her pink bikini to the weird music offered up before tackling Justin Slayer. Her mane of red hair and deep tan gave her some additional sex appeal, everything about her screaming out how she was built for comfort over speed. The sun was setting over the sea (she was posing in front of the picture window) and it was clear that she knew the effect she was having on Justin; his attention to detail nicely established here before she began inhaling his meat pipe after impaling herself on it for a short while. The scene went by too quickly but the camera work really showed her labia in action as they milked his nut while they bumped uglies; a vaginal creampie the result of all their hard work.
Scene Seven: Misti Luv, wearing a green tank top and a skimpy thong (once her jeans came off at least), was the first scene of the second disc, with the gal teasing as she rubbed all around the body of Justin Slayer inside the house. Her curves were a bit less defined than some of the other ladies but if you like seeing junk in the trunk, she will be your type all the same. She bent over and spread her ass cheeks on command for Justin and he plowed her like a well used field, Misti the most passive rider of the entire movie. They screwed on some of the most garish furniture too, the purple love seat looking like it came out of the movie Purple Rain or something. There was not much oral taking place here either so I can see why this one was buried on the second disc, her potential never lived up to as she took the supposed vaginal creampie by surprise.
Scene Eight: Maya Gates, a candy loving Latina, was up last as she gave a lengthy solo show on the floor before being joined by inquisitive Deep Threat. He went down on her as she blew him, both deriving a measure of satisfaction from the other before boning like crazy with a cameo appearance by Katja Kassin and Sandra Romain taken from their scene in Ass Everywhere 2 (the couple didn't want to screw on the kitchen floor and heard the moans of passion coming from another bedroom). It was a funny clip, the storage room suiting their purposes just fine as they continued their efforts to milk a nut. Maya was enthusiastic and energetic, providing one of the best rides of the entire movie. The ending wad of semen was large and went all over her torso, her limited English causing her to fuss at them about her origin being in Bucharest instead of Budapest as the men suggested. Whew!
Summary: Ass Everywhere 3 by director Justin Slayer for Evil Angel certainly had a plethora of fine booty on display with a bunch of gals that sure know how to use their bodies to please a guy. The amount of replay value, strokability, and fuck for the buck amounted to an easy Recommended though I almost gave him an even higher nod thanks to the value of the two disc package being so high, and the accuracy in advertising making it clear that the director is quite consumer friendly. In short, Ass Everywhere 3: Special Extended Set was a lot like Ass Everywhere 2 for ass aficionados so do yourselves a favor if you appreciate curvy women and pick up a copy of your own since I'm not going to lend you mine.
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