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Ass Eaters Unanimous 15
Roxy DeVille and her pal Dana.
Ass Eaters Unanimous 15
Tom Byron Pictures/Pleasure Productions
Holly Wellin and Emma Heart.
Director: Tom Byron
Lola Banks and Aiden Starr in bed.
Cast: Roxy DeVille, Dana DeArmond, Holly Wellin, Emma Heart, Lola Banks, Aiden Starr, Allison Pierce, Fayth DeLuca, Melanie Scott, Lyla Lei, Kina Kai, Heidi Mayne, Tera Wray, Gianna Lynn, Alexis Love
Length: 124:01 minutes
Allison Pierce and Fayth DeLuca about to eat ass.
Date of Production: 11/5/2007 (box cover); 10/29/2007 (credits)
Melanie Scott and Lyla Lei on the couch.
Extra's: There was little by way of extras this time, the best being the 4:51 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It started with Dana telling Tom about how she sexually gratifies her pet cat, some minimal clips of the scenes and nods at interviews but hardly enough to satiate my need for value. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, forced spam, and a slipcase for the DVD too.
Kina Kai and Heidi Mayne in bed.
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Audio/Video Quality: Ass Eaters Unanimous 15 was presented in a 1.33:1 full frame color offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures. Most of the camera work was done by Tom with the living room ended up as the generic location where the sex took place. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 5 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene looked the same given it was just Tom shooting here. The composition of the scenes was consistent too with the picture not always optimal (looking slightly faded out at times) but as far as Tom's work is concerned, it wasn't bad either. The editing was generally decent, showing more skill than the last time I checked out one of his movies for review. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor once the scenes started in earnest.
Tera Wray, Gianna Lynn, and Alexis Love on the couch in the seventh scene.
Body of Review: Tom Byron and his company, Tom Byron Pictures, have now been distributed by Pleasure Productions for awhile and someone asked me what was special about the former Houstonian's titles the other day. I told him that Tom is a huge fan of ass licking by both sexes on both genders, his works otherwise decent enough gonzo without a lot to differentiate them from the pack. As an ass lover myself, I'm not always comfortable seeing gals toss salad and eat out the aging lothario but there is something about a gal's curvy backside getting rimming by another hotty that appeals to me so I welcomed Ass Eaters Unanimous 15 when it came in a few days ago for review. The premise was that each scene would showcase a few ladies having lesbian sex, the heavy emphasis being on the gals sucking ass; many of them getting off in the process. If that sounds good to you, here's a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no men were involved so there were no condoms or population pudding floating about.
Scene One: Roxy DeVille, the hotty featured on the front cover, was up first on a red couch with Dana DeArmond. Despite what some say about the possibility of Dana being bipolar, she had a pretty good year for the first ten months of 2007 and her ego aside, it looked like she lost some weight to look leaner than I think she has ever looked since starting in porn a few years back (as most gals approach their 30's, they tend to gain weight so kudos to Dana for keeping it lean). As the cover would indicate though, Roxy was the headliner here and she was looking really good as she tackled the internet matron; providing more head than she received (as expected) but also tending to Dana's ass in a sexually aggressive manner. I was surprised that there were not a lot of toys brought forth but there seemed to be genuine passion between the two as the chemistry levels rose with the tempo of the oral flavored action. Good job ladies!
Scene Two: Holly Wellin, a very lean gal that has seen better days and chunky hotty Emma Heart were up next on the couch; Emma claiming that no one has ever eaten her fleshy ass. From the looks of it, I don't think Emma has ever eaten ass either but that added to the fun a bit even if Holly looked to be having a bad week physically. To me, there was little energy here but I'd like to see more of Emma as she took to providing analingus fairly quickly; both gals sharing the load between each other and ending it all with some kissing.
Scene Three: Lola Banks, a lean brunette, and sexy blond Aiden Starr, were up next on the bed as the pair followed the formula. Each gal had their own appeal and the playfulness between them was the best of the movie to this point, the minimal tease showing both gals to be splendid performers. Lola's curvy ass looked perfect attached to Aiden's face; her butt a lot thicker when doing face sitting than when she faced the camera. I could have watched these two for days, even in one of Aiden's dungeon's, but they did a great job eating ass and pussy.
Scene Four: Allison Pierce, a lean gal in a white fishnet body suit, and taller Fayth DeLuca in a similar black outfit, were up next as the pair talked to Tom about their past experiences together. I preferred Faith's shapelier ass but Allison seemed to enjoy eating ass too; albeit performing for the camera more than getting into it actively. The juices were flowing both ways though as the women learned to appreciate all that was laid out before them, a nod to foot fetish action given as well though not so much as to satiate a fan. Like the last scene, I thought these two were naturals together and hope to see more of them working each other over despite rumors of Faith's medical issues.
Scene Five: Melanie Scott, a cute gal that looks a lot like a young Ashley Blue, and Pilipino Lyla Lei, were up next. Melanie appealed to me and Lyla did not so all I can say is that your mileage may vary a lot compared to mine; I'm not going to try and hose you as to how much pleasure I had when this was not the case. For those who care though, the ladies did all the required ass munching you would expect and did it with some degree of performed skill.
Scene Six: Kina Kai, a tiny exotic cutie and super hot blond Heidi Mayne, were up next in their first scene together. Heidi looked twice as big as Kina but I'll be the first to tell you that she can sit on my face any time she likes; her fleshy backside a treat in numerous scenes I've watched of late. Kina was cute by comparison and while I like thicker gals such as Heidi, I'd have jumped in to assist with either (though Tom would fuss at me for spending the majority of time with Heidi). They did not appear to have a lot of sparks between them but I could watch Heidi all day long so it had some merit with both ladies spending plenty of quality time together on the bed orally satisfying each other; the emphasis always on the ass play.
Scene Seven: Tera Wray, a very attractive contract gal, exotic Gianna Lynn, and cute Alexis Love, were up last on the couch together. All three of them were appealing to me on a physical level for different reasons, and unlike most of the other scenes, they spend ample time on other body parts instead of just eating ass. They still did a lot of ass eating though and at least one of them appeared to orgasm for real while the other two faked it reasonably well enough.
Summary: Ass Eaters Unanimous 15 by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures will certainly appeal to those of you into the whole concept of lesbian ass eating but for me, I wanted to see them do a lot more too. The ladies were by and large appealing on a physical and mental level but restricted so much to doing so little made for a mixed ride that I could only rate as a Rent It compared to some of Tom's other releases. If you're totally into the gals losing the toys and eating each other's asses though, you should consider Ass Eaters Unanimous 15as a "must have" effort despite my demands for more variety in the lesbian action provided.
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