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Seymore Butt's Blast Off
Seymour Butts' Blasst Off!
Directed by Seymour Butts
Starring: Kylie Worthy, Rucca Page & Jazmine Leih, Leigh Livingston & Jordana James, Velvet Rose & Shannon Kelly.
With: Tom Byron, Herschel Savage & Christian XXX.
Length: 2hrs 26min
Brief Synopsis: Another in the long line of gonzo/near-reality porn from one of the greats, Seymour Butts. As is his preference, his wandering camera captures one-on-one and three-ways on the fly, the groups and duos well into their playtime, Mr. Butts honing in on the action. Being a SB title, of course there's anal play to be had (as well as copious salad tossing for the men), though not everyone, sadly, takes part. Let's see how this one fares...
Scene One: Kylie Worthy(with Tom Byron)
(Kylie shows off, jumps in, & chuckles)
We first find Kylie bouncing up and down on a trampoline, topless, as potential suitor Tom plays fetch with a bulldog. Migrating poolside, she displays her remaining assets, peeling off her red bottoms and diving into the pool. Sometime later, Seymour's camera catches Kylie being sucked and fondled by her new friend. Her deep-rooted blonde mane is crushed as her slightly off-kilter breasts heave toward each side of her chest, and her lightly freckled skin, weathered by the sun, jiggles softly as her cohort dines on her pussy. Into missionary they go, and into a more direct pile driver, with Kylie squirting as a result. She deep throats his cock afterward, readying herself for some reverse cowgirl action. After a sufficient amount of fucking, her man shifts to anal, which causes her to flood the camera with a splash of Kylie-juice. Angling into the chair, legs straight up, Kylie spreads her ass open for missionary-styled anal, again squirting to her heart's delight. Dismounting, Tom rises and creams Kylie's face with a spray of his own making. Chipper and satisfied, she caps off the scene by jumping back into the pool once again. Kylie performs like a champ, working well with her partner, and brings a certain lightness to the otherwise balmy and chlorine-rich atmosphere she finds herself in. Nice work, Kylie!
Scene Two: Rucca Page & Jazmine Leih (with Hershel Savage)
Hearing the voices carried down a hallway, Seymour finds Rucca, Jazmine & Herschel knee deep in each other (in heels, no less). Herschel works over Jazmine (a chestnut skinned beauty) in missionary as Rucca (she of the fabulous rack and anal-riffic skills) masturbates beside them, her towering frame just as intimidating curled in couch cushions as it is standing up (which we soon see). Not content with simply watching and stroking, Rucca takes heady swings off of Herschel's cock away, briefly halting Jazmine's pussy workout. With Herschel seated, the girls tag team his wand, stuffing their mouths with his swinging member, which he agrees, is fantastic. Rucca straddles him in reverse cowgirl, bringing herself to orgasm, and Jazmine kneels down to suck and tease the two from below. They switch to cowgirl, with Jazmine to the side masturbating, awaiting her inevitable turn on the Herschel wagon once again. Herschel slips his unit into Rucca's asshole in reverse cowgirl, and Jazmine continues her teasing. Once again dueling his cock between their mouths, both girls dodge and parry Herschel's knob, with Jazmine's ass service beginning in standard cowgirl. Rucca, on ball patrol, lets her tongue wander in and around Herschel's ass, tasting in between strokes. Jazmine fully coaxes Herschel's seed from his throbbing member, which spurts out into Rucca's open mouth. Slurping up most of the remains, Rucca kisses Jazmine, sharing the wealth. Just seeing this scene was exhausting, as both ladies are quite vigorous in their sheer will to get off and get Herschel off, as well! The action was balanced pretty equally between both Jazmine and Rucca, though I feel I'm a little biased toward the latter, as she's truly a force to be reckoned with!
Scene Three: Leigh Livingston & Jordana James (with Tom Byron)
Meeting Tom at the door, Seymour asks him to see the two cover girls in his yard, lounging in the shade of a few trees. Not a few minutes pass, and Seymour wonders what's taking Tom so long. Standing above a now naked Tom, Jordana giggles as he paws at her ass from below. Leigh, not to be outdone, has already taken a grip on Tom's cock, sucking and slurping, saying hello to the camera, smiling. With her tiny brown nipples and long black hair, Jordana somehow reminds one of Ashley Long as she kneels down to sit on Tom's face. She switches positions with Leigh, who continues her blowjob upside down, and buries her tongue inside Tom's asshole. Jordana mounts his cock in cowgirl, and both girls blow him for a short break. In reverse cowgirl, Leigh takes a turn with Tom's cock, and again, Jordana eats them both from below. Feeling the combined pressure of such great pleasures, Tom sprays his load, from above, onto Jordana's face, with Leigh licking her cheeks and chin. While both girls are great fun to see here, I kept hoping one would give up their ass for a little bit, but no such luck. Despite that, they turn in a spirited, if not somewhat brief-feeling scene. And, as always, I'm left feeling jealous of Tom Byron. So goes life!
Scene Four: Velvet Rose & Shannon Kelly (with Christian XXX)
(Shannon Kelly, Velvet Rose, & the duo in photoshoot)
Lounging poolside, Seymour meets Shannon, and they quickly away indoors, trying to find Velvet. Turns out she's in a bedroom, already working on Christian in 69. The girls take turns tossing his salad and blowing his knob face to face, almost staring into each other's eyes while doing so. Velvet rides on in cowgirl, Shannon again working Christian's asshole with her tongue. The girls switch positions, leading Shannon into cowgirl, onto spooning, and Velvet getting her ass pried open in anal cowgirl. In reverse, Velvet pauses, Shannon takes a swig, and the anal party continues, both girls working at each other simultaneously. Shannon is spooned, anally, right before Velvet takes a nearby beer bottle to Christian's ass (!), which he seems to enjoy enough to shoot a load into Shannon's mouth, already half-stuffed with his cock. She shares with her female partner, and all is well with the trio of spent, satisfied players. While some may not prefer Shannon's somewhat hardened looks, Velvet serves a nice contrast with her blonde braids and pierced brown nipples. Both girls scream and quiver in their shared pleasure and joy, and they nearly deflate Christian with their prowess. Watch out for these two!
(Leigh again; Hershel, Jazmine & Rucca, waiting; Shannon & Velvet poolside)
A 15-minute Behind the Scenes feature is included, mainly the girls prepping themselves for their scenes or in photo shoots. A few backstage stories follow, peppered with a relaxed atmosphere and that is apparent in most of Seymour's shoots (or what seem to be, that is). Six trailers for recent releases on the label, a photo gallery, a few commercials for hotlines, websites, and related products finish off the section. While not brimming with extras, the BTS was an ample opportunity to be a fly on the wall, if only for a few minutes.
Presented in full frame, the video appears dark during some of the indoor shoots (Rucca & Jazmine, Velvet & Shannon), turning most of the colors a tinge of brown and red, with a spotlight focusing on the action at hand. It's as if these scenes are coated in amber or dark caramel: still delicious, still quite viewable, but not too great for your eyes, in the long run. As for the outdoor scenes (Kylie, Leigh & Jordana), white shades are sometimes blown out and grainy in the sunlight, but, again, still quite watchable. The overall quality isn't exactly top tier, but doesn't suffer any unwatchable gaffes or flaws. Audio-wise, the action is always covered with an even clarity, never too boomy, never too thin, but just about right. Not high quality, but it certainly gets the job done, and well.
As an addition to the Seymour Butts canon, Blasst Off! is a worth entry, though not entirely without its faults. I blame the dearth of quality gonzo the studio has already produced to this, as all the girls gleefully fuck with gusto, even if they sometimes may not go as far as a Seymour-tiered title would assume. Kylie's pool-soaked tryst pulled off with an even keel of heat, while the ever-fabulous Rucca and equally great Jazmine nearly broke Herschel in two. Leigh & Jordana worked well together, though a little on the tame side, and Velvet & Shannon bottled and released Christian with their somewhat filthy powers. I guess you could say I liked it!