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Seymore Butts' Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks #1

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Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Disco Dirge » Review Date: 1/23/07

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Genre: Compilation
Director: Seymore Butts
Cast::McKayla Matthews, Sophie Evans, Halli Ashton, Dina Jewel, Alisha Klass, Tony, TT Boy, Herschel Savage, Mark Davis, Randy West
Length: 90 mins
Production Date: 2004

In a Nutshell - It's the Standard Seymore Cinematics
As a handheld camera creation with very little post-production work (except for the ever more tacky title sequences), the 1.33:1 full screen image does have a few focus issues and obvious grain. Seymore sometimes shoots when available light is at a minimum and the tell tale gray specs of tanking technology are occasionally viewed. Editing is also a little suspect from time to time, but nothing so horrible as to hinder the hardcore. Still, the overall transfer is good – though far from great - and even with all the POV predictability, this is a bright, colorful collection of sex scenes.

In a Nutshell - Surprisingly, Nothing BUTT Advertising
Since this is a compilation collecting several of Seymore's best ass adventures, it would have been nice if the DVD had included a bonus scene, or perhaps a filmography of where this material originally came from. Sadly, the only added content here is the standard industry dross – galleries, trailers, and those goofy informercials for Mr. Butts' Bachelor Party service. Frankly, we expect a little more from this celebrity smut peddler. Such generic bonus features are almost unacceptable in today's modern digital dynamic.

First Impressions:
Back when he began reviewing adult DVDs, the Dirge was definitely smitten by Seymore Butts and his 'day in the life' dynamic. Mixing expertly crafted gonzo with just a little Behind the Scenes intrigue, this famous fuck filmmaker – hot even amongst mainstream audiences thanks to his Showtime series Family Business – understood the fundamental flaw in most pornography. If you don't have performers who really connect and copulate with passion and personality, you might as well be watching some horrid homemade humping. Now, approaching his first Butts title in almost two years (20 months to be exact), this critic was hoping that first impressions would carry over to a more experienced (and jaded) mentality. And you know what – they do. It has to be said that Seymore Butts and his camcorder creations continue to generate the kind of personal man meat heat that XXX lovers demand. Even with all the insider shuck and jive (the scenes can play like Lifestyles of the Rich and Randy, sometimes) this is still some amazing hardcore material.

The Sex Scenes:

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Featuring four fabulous fuck femmes – Sophie, McKayla Matthews, Halli Ashton and longtime Butts babe Alisha Klass – this latest DVD collection of random scenes is a sizzler. Offering excellent combinations of guy and gal, and that superbly sleazy cinematography that Seymore is noted for (the lens is never out of place during the exploits) it's tough to condemn the wantonness on display. Sure, a couple of the scenes tend to wander, the reliance on a single position or a pre-pork set up going on a little longer than necessary, but the end result is still a big fat boner (or in the case of the ladies, a nice wet pussy) for the lucky viewer. Between finding the perfect women – babes who really like to ball, not just pose like their waiting for a photographer to capture their good side – and the aura of heat and horniness that abounds, you end up with smut that's incredible erotic and very arousing.

Scene 1: Sophie Evens, Tony
Acts Performed: Kissing, Foreplay, Tit Play, Fingering, Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Nut Action, Tit Fucking, Cowgirl, Anal Fingering, Doggy, Anal Doggy, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, Cream Pie
Score: 3.5 out of 5
Our first couple is an actual pair, going on for quite a long time about their relationship, how they were introduced to each other by Nacho Vidal, and the difference between Spanish and American pornography. Then they get down to business, and when they do, the temperature goes up several dozen degrees. There is some incredibly hot oral here, mouth to member/mons that really sells how sexy said sequences can be, and the cream pie is a delicious way to end this rectal workout. If there is one element holding us back throughout this entire one-on-one fuckathon, it's a strange subliminal sense of pointlessness. Men love to fantasize about the women they see on the screen, thinking that they too have a chance at plugging said porn star (after all, they get paid to do it, don't they?). But the connection between Sophie and her stud is so strong, all potential wish fulfillment just disappears.

Scene 2: McKayla Matthews, Randy West, Hershel Savage, Mark Davis
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Water Play, Blowjob, 3 Way Fingering, Cunnilingus, Anal Doggy, A to M, Anal Pile Driver, Jousting, Gaping, DP in the Reverse Cowgirl Mode,, Cunnilingus, $hot to Mouth and Tits
Score: 3.5 out of 5
Another amazing sequence, marred only by the lame attempt at wet t-shirt (or in this case, wet tennis dress) cabaret during the outset. Once we dispense with all the teasing and joking, and McKayla gets her mouth stuffed with shaft, this no holds barred three-on-one is simply electrifying. The men behind the pud are experts, and our lovely little lady is no slouch in the suck and fuck department. In addition, the outdoor setting is sensational, providing a sun-drenched dynamic – and lots of body sweat – to the balling. Granted, the DP is kind of dull, the actors obviously proud of providing the position and not much else (meaning a lack of serious sexual movement) and a couple of our himbos can't deliver the powerful pop we expect, yet the results are still risquι as Hell.

Scene 3: Halli Ashton, Dina Jewell, TT Boy
Acts Performed: Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Doggy, Cowgirl, Mish, Scissors, Anal Doggy, Pocket Rocket Action, Anal Scissors, $hot in Mouth, Oral Clean-up
Score: 4 out of 5
Though Dina Jewell does very little here except act as an erotic referee, the coupling of TT Boy and Halli Ashton is nothing short of smokin'. This pair pound each other in a way that signifies uncontrollable individual libido, and when the butt banging begins, the look on Halli's face convinces us that she's a cock in crack lover from way back. Thanks to Seymore's serviceable camerawork, Dina's excellent direction (she frequently steps in to move the duo around) and the added element of a well placed pocket rocket (get ready for blast off!) we wind up with one of the best scenes in this set – only to be usurped in overall eros by the final hardcore hoedown offered.

Scene 4: Alisha Klass, Hershel Savage
Acts Performed: Cunnilingus, Salad Tossing, Fingering, V to M, Ass Eating, Blowjob, Nut Action, Tit Fucking, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, A to M, $hot to Mouth
Score: 4 out of 5
Once you watch her fuck, one wonders how anyone could walk away from a steamy piece of ass like Ms. Klass. Constantly looking like she's ready to screw, and convincing us of said carnal streak while in the act, she's a perfect female porn star. She's attractive without being too pretty, amiable without being dopey, fiery without being ferocious, and physical without being false. Indeed, even with someone as slightly unappealing as old timer Hershel Savage, Klass can create a kind of incandescent erotica that blasts, laser like, off the screen. Here, she uses all her shitter skills to make sure the anal is as groin girding as it can get. While the reverse range riding goes on a little too long, what we end up with here is a tie for the best balling in the set. It's this kind of flesh peddling that makes the Butts catalog so consistently amazing.

Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating: 3.5 out of 5 (Highly Recommended)
Cohabitation Certification: Granted
Time and experience has not dissuaded the Dirge from his original opinion about Adam "Seymore Butts" Glasser and his handheld hump-a-thons. Even in film clip form, without any real concept of time, place or purpose, the quartet of quackenbush offered on Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks is enough to make even the most discerning ass aficionado 'stiffen' and take notice. Intense without being insane, passionate without the play-acting one comes to associate with such XXX treatments, this title earns an easy rating of Highly Recommended. Couples will also enjoy the level of lewdness here, especially how Butts keeps the women from being dominated doormats. As a result, a Cohabitation Certification is more or less mandated. With the current crop of hardcore wannabes clogging up the glorified gonzo landscape, Butts has kind of fallen out of favor with adult audiences. If you ever want proof of why he remains a viable fuck and suck force, however, Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks #1 will act is an excellent instant reminder. It definitely provides professional and proper adult action.

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