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Cum On My Tattoo 2
Those wacky Burning Angel kids are at it again. At what? At coming on their tattoos! And this second volume proves to be considerably better than the first one not so much because of the cast or the sex (which were fine on Vol. 1) but because of the cinematography, which is much improved this time around. There's no plot as such to discuss, just hot girls getting porked by dudes set to some cool background music. After the lovely Ms. Angel introduces the movie, it's on with the action. Have at it, horndogs!
Scene One – Morgan Mae And James Deen: Lovely Morgan Mae dances and prances for the camera and teases us for a bit until Mr. Deen comes into the frame. James gets her out of her Ramones shirt pretty quickly and once she's wearing less and looking good, she drops to her knees and gobbles his cock. Morgan does a good job with the oral and then it's time for her to lie on her back and get fucked missionary style. They hit a few more positions and then they start spooing. At this point, she fingers her ass as he works her snatch, and shortly after that the Rebel Without A Condom shifts gears on her and decides to use the back door. After he's worked her ass a bit he pulls out and comes on the tattoo of a pair of red lips that adorns her fantastic behind. A strong scene made all the better by the fact that these two take their time and don't bother with the dramatic gagging or rough stuff – instead they actually appear to be enjoying themselves and as such, it's pretty hot.
Scene Two - Flower Tucci And Myles: Flower shows off her striking panty cakes before Myles enters the frame and she starts kissing him. She takes him into her mouth and gags on his dong before it's time for Myles to slip it into her snatch from a few different positions. Once he's got things up and running he turns her over and starts to fuck her asshole. She gets really into it and she fingers her clit while he has at her hole. He pulls out and, at her command, he rubs one out on her back tattoo. At this point Joanna Angel surprises everyone by showing up and fingering Flower's pussy until she squirts all over the place. From there, Flower finger bang's Joanna's angelic ass and the scene ends.
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Scene Three - Avy Lee Roth And Jerry: Avy shows off the goods for the camera for a minute or two before Jerry comes into the picture at which point she takes the lead and gets things moving by thrusting his prick way down deep into her throat. If you dig gagging and spitting during oral, this'll work for you, otherwise it isn't that impressive. Thankfully the scene improves when he slips it into her slutty slit and gets to work. A few more positions later and the heat is up to where it should be and after some cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl action he pulls out and plops a load on her shoulder tattoo.
Scene Four - Riley Mason and Tommy Pistol: How does the Mooninite love Riley Mason? More ways than you can count! One of the few truly cute (and incredibly sexy) women working in porn these days, Riley always looks good and fucks like a champ. Here she starts off by teasing us for a bit before turning her attentions on Tommy Pistol, who she has worked with before. She hops on him and rides him and then pulls off to suck his cock for a bit. She goes down on him and gives him a passable blowjob that looked like it could have been better but gets back in the game once she rides him cowgirl style. Tommy pulls out and covers those little bumblebee tattoos with his splatter gob.
Scene Five - Joanna Angel And A Guy: When this scene starts off, Joanna is primping and cleaning herself up. Some guy comes up behind her and shoots a load on her back and this gets her pussy wet – so wet in fact that she turns to the camera man for satisfaction. He films the action as she gives him some pretty aggressive head and then she bends over so that he can fuck her in the ass. He gives it to her in the dirty spot for a bit and once he's good and ready he pulls out and shoots himself shooting on her leg tattoo.
Scene Six: Adrianna Nicole Myles and James Deen: After the camera gets a look at Adrianna we see her sucking a dick and getting fucked from behind at the same time. From there she gets DP'd with one prick up her ass and another in her snatch. The guys pull out and she strokes and sucks on their pricks a bit before they unload on her various tattoos. This is the weakest of the scenes on the disc as there just isn't the enthusiasm here that we saw in the first five but it's still above average and Adrianna sure does look good.
This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.33.1 fullscreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there's not a lot to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything is coming up roses as far as the look of the film is concerned.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The soundtrack is mixed in properly at a respectable level most of them time but there are a few spots where the music is definitely louder than it needed to be and as such it slightly overshadows the speaking parts when they do occur. Bass response is nice and lively and overall, for a porno movie, this is a better than average effort.
Extra features, aside from the standard chapter or starlet selection options, start off with a decent behind the scenes documentary. If you want to see Flower Tucci take a wizz outside, and who doesn't, then this ought to get your panties moist. There's also some random goofing around and candid interview clips in here. It's not going to blow your mind but it's an entertaining enough diversion. The Mope Show is a strange three minute clip of a guy tap dancing in a living room. There's also roughly nine minute of Joanna getting some ink slapped on her leg in the Live Tattoo clip. Rounding out the extra features is gallery of skin art and trailers for a few other Burning Angel DVD releases.
Tattoo festishists and alt-porn enthusiasts will eat this one up but the girls are pretty enough even without the decorations that this one should easily appeal to the horny unwashed masses out there. Cum On My Tattoo 2 looks and sounds quite good and features a few keen supplements as well. Consider this one recommended.